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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7216
Freethinkerland
27.09.2016 05:00:28
HeavenLeighBimbo


kathiegym wrote:
 Hi, HLB, I have to say that I disagree with the point number 3.
i don't think that this kind of people can improve. There are mentally sick, very sick, and rehab doesn't work with them. Maybe in a future, when neuroscience, medicine, psychology and psychiatry were more developed, a therapy will be able to cure a monster. But, nowadays, it is impossible. Do you know any case of somebody with these troubles who wasn't, didn't commit reincidence? [re-offend]  [End Quote]

   
I believe your are correct, Kathie.
  It is a subject that is very intellectual, and subjective because every person is different.  I am cursed because of a drug epidemic in all the people who populate America.   They also seem to have the blessing of the government who seems to think that feeding them, so they don't need to work or be responsible citizens to care for themselves.  Drinking and intoxication is a form of escape for totally helpless people.     Fed into a state of disability, and hopelessness.  It's a never ending cycle in America, because it then become's the children who learn from the parent's who have children, who learn how to 'game the system', to become addicted to drug's and alcohol, because they have nothing better to do.  No Goal's, or hope because they see nothing better than the friend's they have that do the same thing.   'Peer pressure', as if poverty was not a bad enough challenge to overcome.

   I live in a very rich city, and the crime rate is very low in general.  Yet the divide is extreme.  The 'man-child' who crashed into my property is extremely, RICH in money, yet poor in social values.   His addiction is purely mental.   He feels he is above the law, because money from his mother has always bought his freedom.     I don't normally do this but I want to make an example of him, at least to get some worthless help for him.    I hate admitting this, but in his case, his mother failed to raise him properly when it really mattered, as a child.
       She spoiled him with money, and no discipline.  Now he is a man doing foolish thing's.

  A person can have a drink or two, but they also should just sit down, and not drive a truck afterwards.   Common sense is not very common when you feel you are invincible, and protected by money and a rich Mommy.   The poor have that same mentality, except mommy is government welfare, anyone can get, even illegal immigrant's.  So dealing drug's too buy gas for car's and alcohol, and dead people in the street's is the new 'normal'.
     A true insanity, that will not be fixed by doctors.

       
It is an odd concept,  I thank you for reminding me about.   Kathy remind's me to think,  and I appreciate that in a forum.
   Even when the perspective's are so different.



27.09.2016 05:00:28
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1695018
Reputation: 257976
Posts: 7216
Freethinkerland
29.09.2016 02:15:59
HeavenLeighBimbo

My real life amuses me so much, I like writing about it.  I accidentally pulled over a motorist today.  I didn't mean to do it, but people are so nervous in America these day's.   My car is stunning, when I turn on the police light's even if I use just warning light's.  My Job today was Escorting Boat's, on trailer's on the road's.   It sort of irritated me, because the man pulled over exactly where my car needed to be for the Job, and I had to get out of mine to inform the driver that it was NOT a police stop and to continue on his journey home.  If he had just gone another 200 feet down the road, I wouldn't have been forced to park behind him with 'flashy light's' that screamed police officer.   He was not required to stop with the light's I had flashing, but everyone is not always aware of those sort of traffic laws.   He went home with a funny story for his wife, and a sigh of relief.  He was smiling as he left.
     
   I was just in my normal daytime clothes even, which is why this story is so funny to me.    Shorty shorts and a tube-top.   I had no reason for this job to even get out of my car.   When the driver saw me step out of my car, he about passed out due to my complete SEXINESS.   I had to do it to, because he was blocking the boat's on the road, and how they had to be parked.    It sound's silly,  but we are currently preparing for winter, and I usually can close road's with just my car.   
   It was just bad timing to do it and there was so much traffic that I came out of nowhere behind this male driver, and he instantly 'pulled over'.   
    Idaho USA driver's got a funny show today, because I wasn't dressed properly  for the JOB.   For the next two hour's I had to stand in the road, as everyone was slowing down to a stop just too look at my ass, and 'flashy' car. 
   Men and women.....    It was hilarious !!!!!    Then the police drove up, and waved to me.  
  They didn't stop,  they saluted me as they passed my road- block.   
      That sort of life shouldn't happen but it does........     My life is amusing, and I didn't mean to joke about moving boat's today.
 This usually causes 'road rage' and why I am hired to close road's and my crew as the mover's of over-sized equipment.
  Rural life....... make's me feel so sexy sometime's.   I even had to get out my safety gear so that  traffic would flow a bit better.
   I looked like a prostitute, I guess. Wearing a lime green vest.   My BAD :/  
              Certainly not the fashion statement I intended at all when I woke up this morning.   Even the Lime Green vest, did nothing to help the traffic flow around my body, in a normal fashion.     It was ridiculous !!!
 Truck driver's blasting air horn's, and people taking picture's of me on the side of the road, like I was a deer.   Everyone went home safely and there was no accidents,   but  I seriously felt naked, for 2 hour's on a public highway today. 
 [ This post was not even a Joke, it was REAL-life. Tourist's love seeing something they never expect, I suppose. ]

   More interesting than driving and cell phone's anyhow......   [  That was a JOKE  ]
   I really don't intend to make people so nervous,   but I'm just so uncommon for people to experience in real life.
 I call it personality in a 'cookie-cutter-world'.

29.09.2016 02:15:59
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BrunetteBimbo
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9868
Reputation: 5082
Posts: 1307
Freethinkerland
02.10.2016 02:28:49
BrunetteBimbo

Real life is not kind, or good, but bimbo loge it is going worse!

02.10.2016 02:28:49
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1695018
Reputation: 257976
Posts: 7216
Freethinkerland
03.10.2016 05:24:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

I love my freedom.   Today I had an opportunity to work in the 'Real World' using my collage degree. I spent 2 hour's talking to a 13 year old girl.   Drama.  and I found it personally amusing, because she hate's her mother.    I could write a scientific paper on this disaster.   However, I just listened to her mostly and asked question's.    I didn't intend to be a counselor today, but I was put in a situation where a mother needed my help, and the only way I could help was by getting into a 13 year old girls world.  HER MIND.

   For once being a movie star, helped me, help HER.       I wish I could explain what it was like to be me, to Bimboland's, but honestly  my voice and life, is powerful to young women.  It sound's so vain, but  I was able to relate to her, better than a mother could.   I used fashion, 'Skill's' and beauty to a make a little girl listen to a new perspective.     She couldn't believe I took the time to personally talk to her, and then had so much in common with her.....
      A little girl taken from Kentucky, who ride's horses.     I don't even know why it became such a life changing event for both her mother and child. So I just talked to her about her life.   Horses and shoe's, oddly enough. [ a long story ]

  I am very well known in America, but even I never put my faith in fame.    I am just a recluse, being as common as possible.
        Yet a 13 year old girl recognized me when I took her mother home, and cried.
                I simply asked why she was crying, and for the next 2 hour's  I heard a story of drug abuse, and neglect.  
    The little girl held me so tightly  I was in tear's too.
              Listening  CRUSHED me today !!!! 

   
I had to do a police duty today.   I think it was God's way of reminding me I have better thing's to do than care for Bimboland's.
    I think I needed it, and that child and mother to remind me of what is really important.
     I SAVED a REAL life today.
  OMG    I think I'm actually in shock right now.....................    
   I hate responding to suicides in progress.    They are so dangerous on so many levels.
               My voice alone was ........  all it took  to dispel hopelessness in a suicidal mother.   Then I had to deal with the child........
    God gave me a gift while talking to her.......    I could never be so wise, all by myself.   I can take no credit for today's rescue.  God is Great in his power.

   I am not even sure where my own word's came from.   The mother was sobbing, and the girl was holding me so tightly as I spoke softly to her about a mother's love.   Comparing it to her love of riding horses.      It seems silly, but  I think you would have to understand how important animal's are to children who has parent's addicted to drug's.   The little girls horse was the only way I could relate to her what love WAS.    Her mother wanted to kill herself because of the child's father.      
    I was crying by the time I got back into my car to go home tonight........
    Shamed by my weakness.....   I never can do enough for the world.
   
   A little girl is getting a pony to raise on a friend's ranch.......    I had too give her something to love.
  [just saying,   She desires to love the world she understand's.]



03.10.2016 05:24:18
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1695018
Reputation: 257976
Posts: 7216
Freethinkerland
04.10.2016 07:42:55
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm sort of confused today.
    A friend of mine decided to lie to me today.   The problem is, I am a little intuitive/ Psychic.   I generally try not to use this skill with friend's, but sometime's lie's SCREAM at me.   She doesn't know about my skill, in this matter.    So  the lie really isn't even a matter of any true importance, but it bother's me why someone would lie over something that really doesn't matter.   I think this is why it was so VIVID to me.
   The perfect lie :  "My [perfectly healthy] child is sick "...
   I am so in tune with nature, and can see such thing's.    Especially when children are involved.   What bothers me is how easy it is for adult's to lie for an excuse to not  fulfill a duty.   It really was nothing important to do, but it really bother's me when women use a child in a lie.
         The child is healthy, but the adult is mentally sick.
   I pity American's.
     I also hate my gift of insight.     It causes me so much grief.   It didn't personally hurt me, but......   why do people feel the need to lie over something so stupid like attending a meeting.  She could have just admitted that her borrowed car was out of fuel.    Poverty.
    America is becoming a true disaster.
  Made worse by people so skilled in deception. For her it was a perfectly natural way to ignore her own problems.
   She has a job, and a family that allows her to live with them and borrow a car.
   Yet, she spend's all her 'earned money' at fast food restaurant's and claims her child is sick.
    It was pathetic on so many levels and for so many reasons.
   

04.10.2016 07:42:55
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1695018
Reputation: 257976
Posts: 7216
Freethinkerland
06.10.2016 01:54:56
HeavenLeighBimbo

The friend apologized today to me. [ not that it really matter's much to me personally]   Then unbelievably came up with a new lie, to explain the previous lie, and   INSANELY a third and fourth lie   to just repair a friendship.
    American women in poverty...... are so skilled.
     I didn't laugh at her though.   She is a product of her environment and drug addiction's.

  I don't know how to help her at this point.   Prescription drug's make people self-destruct, and they are handed out like candy in America to people on welfare programs.  She and her children are on a path to a life of death.

06.10.2016 01:54:56
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1695018
Reputation: 257976
Posts: 7216
Freethinkerland
08.10.2016 03:33:02
HeavenLeighBimbo

 My youngest son is divorced from his wife, and I did something so stupid on Facebook today.     I follow her.    But never messaged before.
     She has true Bimbo Style, and posted a new profile picture of her in a graveyard.  totally creepy, and I have to admit I'm glad my son is now divorced from such an insane woman.      YET, I had to compliment her on her STYLE.        She is the most insane sexy bitch next to me,  I've ever met at a wedding.
(my son's)    I really can count on finger's how many words I've said to her in the last 3 year's.   She is a totally dead 'Gothic Fan-doll.'   Mentally TOO.

    I shouldn't have posted on her Facebook and now I totally regret it.....   My son still follows her too, and now he will see a compliment from me and will get very angry.    Hey,   she looks beautiful,  but he still love's her too,  and he is not comfortable with me  complimenting any other woman. I stole a girlfriend of his while he was in High-school and has never forgiven me for it.
 [ a long story , She was just a fan and friend, but he didn't take it well, when she only wanted to be with me in a dance studio.
 Boy's are retarded when dating a girl for the first time. _ Jealousy during puberty was his problem._
 I was totally fun for a girl at 16 who idolized me.  A FAN,  Her desire to learn how to dance was more powerful than his desire to have SEX with her.
  She saw me as a teacher.
  It's a curse. But I have had it happen with so many other women,  I just accept it and do my best to educate.   My son hated it during his puberty.  He hates dancing, because of ME.   I couldn't teach him to dance like a male, should.....  He didn't even want to try dancing with his mother after that embarrassment to his masculinity by his mother dancing with his girlfriend.   Bizarre ?   Yes  I admit it was a strange thing for him to see during puberty.]

  Much less a wife who divorced him because she was INSANE....    He is a bit of an ass-hole/cowboy.....    Rude and possessive.    So it was not a good match.....   
     Two people at 22 year's old, both totally selfish and yet still in love with each-other.    Divorce was just the modern form of a fight.   Pathetic.
    I want to smack my son up-side his head,  and compliment my 'ex-daughter-in-law on her style in a grave-yard photo.
        My real life is INSANE.  
    A movie could be made of such STUPIDITY between young adult lover's and a MOTHER in LAW.   GU*RR   Face reality !!!!!!!!!
        I should have said nothing.
     
   Then Jackie asked me to care for her children while she goes away for a weekend.......
     A simple task  I love to do, and It will not require a computer.
    Jackie really knows how to fix my disastrous day's.  She asked me to, in PERSON.
   She is so easy to LOVE, and give compliment's too.   Her children Adore me because I give them my undivided attention.
           Facebook and video game's are not required.    The simple 'Real Life' I enjoy the most........
              They even call me their "step-mother," and it fills me with pride and love.
 [mini update]   
   Our baby Tianne is so adorable at 14 months old.    She is walking very well now,   and melt's my heart so effectively.  There is nothing in this world that smells so beautiful as a baby that just had a bath and is being 'breast fed'.    Jackie is so incredibly sexy to me, when we have 'family-time' together.
       She is my Treasure, that I am so thankful for.    Real life doesn't get much better than what I felt today by being in LOVE.  
  She is a truly amazing mother !!!     I was not even that good when my son's were babies.    She is my heroin. 
 Addicted for LIFE. Eternity ?      We were meant to become lover's and I have no doubts about it.
  Perfection in personality's.   Is a very rare gift to a princess.

08.10.2016 03:33:02
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Noa
Noa
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 586
Reputation: 768
Posts: 95
Reasonopia
09.10.2016 16:46:39
Noa

Yesterday i go out with some friends to a party and we had so mutch fun dancing :) 
P.s of course i go very drunk ahah 

09.10.2016 16:46:39
MissVoldemort
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1167
Reputation: 693
Posts: 13
Reasonopia
12.10.2016 18:35:40
MissVoldemort

I had a good day and don't mind sharing.

Recently, I got a job opportunity working with disadvantaged children. I took it as this will be the first job i've had in 7 years. Got my contracts on monday and of course need to go to the police and have them sign that I am who I say I am and have never been in trouble with the law and can work around children. Got that worked out today.

Took a trip to the city. My sister has a 5 month old baby and is already pregnant with her second. She's making the official announcement on Halloween as by then, we'll know the gender of this little one. While on vacation, my parents got her a baby under construction tshirt, so as I was in the city, not only did I have to look around for my nephew's first halloween costume, and report back to my sister (she's picky!) but I was also under strict instructions to look for a builders hat and tool belt for her to complete her pregnancy announcement costume. 

Searched so much! Finally found one in the last store I said i'd look and no price :( Took pictures for her and sent them so when i'm submitting my contracts to new workplace, i'll go there and buy her the hat and tools she wanted. Picked up some nice things for my nephew though while looking from store to store lol 







12.10.2016 18:35:40
MonsterGaGa
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54361
Reputation: 22688
Posts: 295
Freethinkerland
14.10.2016 12:08:33
MonsterGaGa

Love the real life posts!!! I'm not always able to play this game, internet in South Africa is super expensive - but I love reading everyone's posts.

I just turned 30 in August and my life is great! Never knew life only starts at 30 lol! I always worried that I would have to be an adult all of a sudden, but realised quickly that it is not the case - thank goodness! I don't have kids and i'm not married, most of my friends are either married or have kids - so this makes get togethers  difficult.  My best friend will also now be getting married, so soon she will be lost to that clan heheh. Something just happens to people after they make those life commitments, no more just going out for a few drinks or hanging for the weekend. Maybe i'm just so far behind in my life??? I enjoy getting into my car and just visiting friends, don't have to ask anyone if its okay...

I'm definitely not planning on making those big decisions any time soon and maybe that makes me weird lol! But this is me!

xoxo


14.10.2016 12:08:33
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