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kathiegym
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Agnostica
10.08.2016 18:20:21
kathiegym

HLB, I am like.... Frightened and surprised for your last post. I wanted to think that it was a metaphora or something, but after reading 3 times, I had tu assume you were telling a real story.....
really people are so stupid and imprudent?? 

10.08.2016 18:20:21
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
11.08.2016 02:13:14
HeavenLeighBimbo

Indeed it was a true story.  And Yes again, 'some people' are that stupid.  It is a very small % of the total amount of visitor's but it does happen from time to time.   Usually that is what make's the stories so shocking, because stupidity really is no excuse when they get themselves killed. People usually just feel pity, and never say at a funeral, how stupid the person was. Even if it was got them killed in the first place. The truth would be good to say so other stupid people could see the consequence of being so stupid as to not read a simple sign that say's 'Do not enter' or 'Stay on the trail'
     Truly stupid people think those signs are meant for other people to obey, Not them.
  Some get very seriously hurt having that attitude and it is difficult for me to not say how very stupid it is to think that way.
   

11.08.2016 02:13:14
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anunitum
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Secville
12.08.2016 10:13:33
anunitum

So it's Friday already (at least here in the Goblinland), so where did this week go? Don´t know but that happened fast.

I won't be logging in Bimboland until Sunday maybe, because I'm off to my friends place later today. 
He called about 3 times yesterday that I'd come already as he is stuck with his work and wants his muse to be present. It's just that his studio is being renovated and it`s really uncomfortable to stay there long since there's no running water or functional toilet at the moment. Luckily he lives around the corner, but still it's always sort of break in the inspirational flow to go and take a leak somewhere further than few meters.

We were thinking about submitting our own piece of art to that event because the deadline of the open call is not until end of October. Though there`s work to do with the organizing too, so let´s see what happens. Would be nice to do some creative (screen)writing for a change.. Luckily I can network from his studio if I get bored watching him paint and mull over the shades, paint and mull over the shades, paint and mull over the shades...But it`s my bad I've chosen to have an artist as my closest friend haha..


12.08.2016 10:13:33
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
13.08.2016 01:21:25
HeavenLeighBimbo

I love artist's !!!!
   When I Pee, it is an art form according to my 'crew'.

    You would totally laugh at how 'my men' take care of me.

   A 5 gallon bucket with a seat fashioned for me to sit on. 
   Men with honor do all they can to make me comfortable in the wilderness.
      I would go insane in an apartment without plumbing,  but men who carry bucket's for me in a forest, are 'Priceless'.

  They may watch me, but I don't care.   I know they are very overly protective, and I appreciate it. ( to be honest )  It's dangerous Here. You never know if a 'badger' is going to get pissed on and bite your ass for melting it's 'Home'. Environmentalism at it's root's.

   A home made toilet ?   Is better than long walks in the weed's to hide a biological function.
    My crew is all married and they respect me enough to go the extra mile for me to 'Pee'.   They carry sanitary napkins as standard equipment in all the truck's. (my rule).

       Nothing irritates me more than mud on my feet.    
   This is just 5% of my story of real life today........
  
         The rest will cause me to cry tear's of JOY. Beautiful !!!!!!!.
 Tieanne stood all by herself today, and walked to me.  ( then asked for breast milk in sign language.)
  OMG,   I started to cry and even Jackie couldn't control my outburst of affection and love.   
          I melted into a puddle of emotion.......
What would you do when your 'adopted' baby walks for the first time, to you for a kiss on your breast ???

    I broke down in tear's, and lost my composure.  So I sat down with Jackie and told her a story about my husband.......
           OMG........ Love is priceless and impossible to really write about unless your an artist.

   I get thing's done by 'brute' force, and often not wearing any pantie's at all.   I hate being 'wet'.'   and unfinished.

   I am a Bimbo, more than any of you can even imagine !!!!!   Yet, I hope you can someday, with 'WAR-paint'.
   " Kick his ass to finish the 'Flat', Annie "
  Till then, he should just paint by the number's in water color's.

  Sorry !!!! a Man who wants a 'muse' and can't even provide for your need's,
 Need's a kick to the 'FACE'
    'Just Sayin'    A man so distracted by art, is never going to be a true lover when he sacrifice's your biological function's for the sake of 'His Art'.
   Your 'real life' story broke my heart !!!!!!!!!.

   I'm sorry for 'Really' caring about you, if I did offend you with some realism.  Teacher's are awful aren't they ?




13.08.2016 01:21:25
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
14.08.2016 02:49:51
HeavenLeighBimbo

 Umm...... Tianne did me a favor today....
    A tattooer shop owner had requested to ink my body,
  Then Jackie walked up, and he suddenly saw what he was up against.........
      
   Holding the baby made me look innocent.
        Let's just say I SCORED some SERIOUS REPUTATION point's, and this GAME is NOT over.....
  The man was half my age, but wanted my detail's, and acting stupid around my lover who is also half my age......

        It was PRICELESS.  Jackie actually feel's so much pride when I 'destroy' men who flirt with me, around her......
   She know's I love her and her children, but it is sometime's really nice to prove it to her........  
  She was shocked at how 'fine this man was' who did his best to 'entice me'.
  She kissed me, when I kicked his EGO into the dirt.  Right in front of him !!!
  At the same moment a kitten licked my ankle.......
    I wish this was 'Fiction',  but that is my REAL life.
     I wish I could understand why I have such a Heavenly life............    I'm a total Bitch and can admit it.
  I do nothing special, but be myself.   An 'old hag' that could steal your boyfriend's with no effort at all.

    That's BIMBO !

   How the man approached me is worthy  of an entire POST, but since so few of you can even compose a thought about 'REAL LIFE,' 
    I won't bother.........
       Your Loss.
   Zombie's are made from 'bitten' women.


14.08.2016 02:49:51
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Cadet
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Antitheocra
14.08.2016 17:52:45
Cadet

Interesting posts here HeavenLeigh. I'm really new here, I just found this site a couple of weeks ago so I'll give you some answers to your first questions. Who am I in real life? I am American. I live in California, but California is very new to me both geographically and culturally. I am a proud Alumna of one of the finest military schools in America, a place known as The West Point of the West.  My Alma Mater is 9th grade through Jr college, so my high school and early college years were pretty hardcore. My strongest trait in life is my personal honor which I try to never violate. 
I grew up on a ranch in southern New Mexico. 
I believe in family and friends; l am loyal to both. I love ice hockey, (Go New York Rangers) the outdoors, simple living, my dog, and the big skies of my beloved homelands of New Mexico. I have been all over this United States, but I have not been abroad. Since all my formative dating years saw boys with no hair, I tend to be partial to very short haired men, preferably men in wranglers, boots and a cowboy hat, who possess impeccable manners. I have no children, I never wanted any, but my nephews all say Yes Sir, No Ma'am and still tip their hat to a lady while they hold the door open for them. My lone niece is one not to be reckoned with. She is strong, tough, smart, beautiful, and has 5 brothers standing behind her. 
I do hold strong opinions on issues but I recognize that they are my opinions and not everybody's. While I try to keep an open heart and mind, I have little to no tolerance for anybody that holds division, hatred, racism, or prejudice of any sorts. I am not outspoken. I try to live by example instead of words. 

I've enjoyed your stories on here HeavenLeigh. I have some crazy ones of my own which I might share one day. 



14.08.2016 17:52:45
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
15.08.2016 00:36:22
HeavenLeighBimbo

^@ Cadet.....
   I appreciate it, and thank's for sharing.   It really made my day !!!!
   Do I dare write about my last 24 hour's........
   Pornographic  would be an understatement......
  For about 15 minute's, I was posing Naked on a motorcycle.....
   Then the camera man couldn't take it anymore and teased me..........
          Oh, this was a day  I hope I can forget about........  I put on my 'porn-star' hat, and it felt good to just act like a slut.
                         I have yet to master the art of regret.

   Yet, part of me want's to tell the story !!!!!
 
 Another married man became my toy,  and worse still,   I called his wife to clean up the Mess I made of him.
   She thanked me, and paid me.........     Oh, this was SO BAD, on so many levels.   Yike's ! 
             I scared myself !!!!
  What did I do for the other 20 hour's  ?
    I didn't even have an orgasm,  but it was memorable !!!!
   Jackie and I played with her children......... and her Boyfriend paid me 20 USD for my babysitting services to get her ALONE.

    So So BAD,
                         
I made MUCH $$$ and more $$$ from a WIFE !!!!!!
   That was so evil !!!!
   
I didn't intend to, and it was just supposed to be a modeling job......

         
I got carried away by the moment in time.
   Real life is vicious. 

15.08.2016 00:36:22
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
16.08.2016 06:03:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

Real Life got very real for Jackie today.    It is such a tragic story.    She just can't seem to let Jerimie be a drug addict.  He is really bad, and why we end up spending so much time together.
  Jerimie is going to Jail in the morning, due to his failure to stay drug free while on probation.   So he invites Jackie to spend one last night with him......
   He stayed for one hour, then drove 30 mile's to go to a bar, while she cleaned his house, cooked dinner [that he didn't even eat] and Jackie eventually, found her son's playing with me at my house. 

   Then we had a serious conversation, and I told her that I loved her.   She melted into my arm's and cried.
   My goal is to invite her to live with me while he is in Jail again.    If she does, Jerimie will lose her and his child forever.
    My heart is breaking right now,  for Jackie and her children, but it would be the best for the whole family if she just give's up on her drug addicted boyfriend and let's me assume responsibility for the woman and children I love so much.
   I'm sort of glad thing's turned out this way tonight.     Jackie needed to see how much I cared.

    She called the police on Him.
          Now the story is getting really interesting !!!!!!
   He came to me for help, and there is nothing I can do.   I'm just Jackie's girlfriend.
 He then ran away and is now hiding somewhere in the forest on my property.
  
   He is staying lost, I guess. The police won't bother looking for him till morning.  I think I know where he would go,  but I'm not bothering to go ether.
 He should suffer.

   I don't want to get involved, but will have to if asked to do some 'tracking' for the police.
   He really messed up this time....... All for drug's.   I know the police are watching his car right now........ 

   Staying 'lost' is his best bet for the night,  but he will not like seeing me in uniform tomorrow morning.  At least I should be able to track him and he might be lucky not to see me....    I prefer letting men deal with him. He might survive.

 Can you even imagine what it is going to be like being asked by the police to 'hunt'  your girlfriend's 'ex' boyfriend? [while armed with a 9mm pistol ]
      This is so crazy even I don't know how to process this............  My real life should be a movie.   I can't wait to see how this end's !!!!

16.08.2016 06:03:32
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anunitum
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Secville
16.08.2016 10:19:15
anunitum

Hei Cadet! Nice of you to tell about your real life. As I`m not from US, I don`t know about your schooling system, but I hope your studies go well.
And HLB, what would the movie of your life be called? And what genre?

My weekend was not the most exciting one, but ok enough. On Friday I went to check the venue for the project and  was rather disappointed with it: The place had not only technical problems, but huge organisational troubles too. It`s a ship that will sink itself eventually I think and I don`t want the project to have any part with that place or that association. So I must seek another venues now and scale the concept a bit smaller. 

On Saturday I slept late and then went to my friend's (let`s say he`d be Sam in english) place. We worked in his studio most of the day. Did not drink anything there for the lack of functional toilet though :D Actually, Sam is only a tenant there so he can`t go and fix the toilet. I know he would have the skills to do it as he is very handy guy: - He can do everything from pendulums to furnitures and is familiar with lots of materials and tools. But nope, he has no permission to fix the plumbing because he has no license to do it. His landlord would then have the right for penalty measures or smthng even it is the landlords duty to fix things or get them fixed. (Oh, we do have so much bureaucracy and prohibitions in this paternalistic society.)

Anyways, though Sam had a very tight schedule with his paintings, he took me to one of our favorite local places. There was this "Vintage records" night and we had pretty nice time. Then we met this good friend of ours who was very worried about his parent and was opening his heart to us and getting very emotional. He`s a guy who normally is very reserved and doesn`t talk about his problems (as most of the Finns), so we knew he really was in need of friends. So he came with us to Sam's place and we stayed up all night to listen to him. Hopefully his situation will come to some kind of solution this week.
 
So Sunday was mostly lazy. Though my friend got one of his painting completed and the other one needs only a bit of finishing up with details. Later on Sam made a nice dinner for us, we had a shower together (at his apartment not in the studio obviously), watched a movie and then I bicycled back to my home. 

Now I`ve been working and trying to recover from this persistent flu. I hope I can go to have my blood tested this week, because I`m starting to get worried about this prolonged fatigue and dizziness. 









16.08.2016 10:19:15
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
16.08.2016 21:26:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

Vintage records night would be very fun.  Curiously enough it might have been some music I listened to when I was 17.
  They still play that stuff on modern radio, here too.
Any how,  Not sure what genre my life story would be: Epic Historical Mini Series.
         Depends on the day ,really.
Like to today the Genera could be : Wild Nature Planet.
Anyhow ------ 
Jerimie was caught early in the morning.  True to form, and how 'high on Meth', he was an easy catch.
  He tried to take his car.    
Disappointed I didn't get to go hunting for 'Man-a-male, I just went to bed and talked on the phone to Jackie for a few hours.

My father came to town this morning.  I hate his soul and damn him to an eternity in misery. He drove 1200 mile's to see my backyard, Yellowstone, and didn't dare call me but my Aunt did and asked me to come for lunch.  That was an awkward conversation.  She doesn't know what my father did to me.  It was so wrong but he thinks all he did was justified because my mother died.  He is a very sick man.  However I promised her that I would share the story, once he was 1000 mile's away from me again.  This left her so curious, and me so nervous.  How do you disown your last living parent?  Then explain it to an Aunt who has been like a mother to me for all my life.  This is going to cause so many tear's, and none of them will be mine. It's time the truth came out.
    I'm glad I have a day or so, to put this nightmare behind me.

  As if that isn't enough for one day :
 
Jerimie was released from Jail in 10 hour's. Extremely wealth people from 'known families' are never held for long.  He asked for towing services for his car from me so I took the call personally just to see if he was 'high again'   Sure enough he was.  OMG Jackie also asked him to meet her, ( while I hooked his car onto my truck ) He even showed me the message and asked to borrow my 'shop car.'
 This is not going to end well.  I'm afraid to read her text message to me and I'm currently ignoring it.
 It so sad to be stuck in the middle like this, and being the one who is pouring gasoline on the fire, hoping the relationship explode's between them.
  [almost sound evil,  but let the reader decide]
I have to do this for the children's health and well being.  Jerimie need's to be kept away from them. I feel it is my duty to Jackie to give Jerimie the rope he need's to hang himself.   No fun and game's in my neighborhood where men are concerned. I play dirty and Jerimie is doing a very good job of being so stupid as to fall into the noose all by himself.

 


16.08.2016 21:26:43
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