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maniatica
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Atheista
12.09.2016 11:38:50
maniatica

BrunetteBimbo wrote:
I am very different of you (the girls who posted here lastly).
I grew up in a rural area with my grandparents. And I hated! I had to take the bus every morning for going to school. I lost 4 hours every day, only on the bus. I hadnt friends close to my home. I used to play alone in my room with my dolls, or helping my grandma in her work. 
Today, I can't enjoy living in nature anymore, I am happier in my perfect polluted city
i feel you.
the long bus rides, the stuff you have to organize just to see a friend (can you sleep at my house and your parents pick you up next day? my parents can pick us up from school. and then take us 60km to our friends house for her party...and my brother can pick us up at night .... 25 phonecalls to see your girlfriends...), the limited options in sport teams and education...
i left as soon as i could and moved to a big city!

12.09.2016 11:38:50

kathiegym
Level 72
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Agnostica
14.09.2016 17:58:38
kathiegym

slim wrote:
Was at the salon today,got my hair done and im loving it
This thread was opened for speaking about real life, jot about bimbo life, although both are interesting.
in the wit and games section there is a thread called "what are you doing?"
;). Kisses My dear Slim!

PD. Maybe I got confused, sorry!! Did you make your hair in reality?

14.09.2016 17:58:38
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
14.09.2016 19:32:15
HeavenLeighBimbo

This week I've been cleaning house.   Going through drawers and closet's getting rid of old paperwork.  OMG, I'm am such a pack rat. I have even found pay-checks I never even cashed, and just tossed into the fireplace as they were much past the expiration dates and I don't want to bother with having them replaced after so many year's have gone by.  I lived in such a dream world, and didn't really care very much about my own personal paperwork, Now I see the disaster I made just filing everything away, to be completely forgotten.

 Packages of photographs I haven't even even looked at actually made me cry a little bit. Many of which are of my children and husband.  I remember packing all that up when he died, because I just couldn't handle the loss with so many reminder's of such happy time's.  Now I want to put them into photo albums, and I'm finding the task very unpleasant. Emotionally devastating actually.
   The past is haunting me today, yet I want to make these albums for my boy's to have once I'm dead too.  Every picture has a story behind it, and I wish they were here so I could share the stories with them while I still can. I think I'm going a bit insane today.

  I'm feeling very mortal right now.
   Sort of like I am attending my own funeral, 


14.09.2016 19:32:15
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
17.09.2016 00:14:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

Today took a drama queen's turn toward's the absurd. 
   OK there is 3 men in my life, I actually don't wish to 'Kill'.
    I became a naked dancer for one, last night and it was just a playful activity.  He asked to return tonight.   I said OK.

    Second man shows up at my door.... This afternoon. A Nordic man.  Blond with Green Eye's and Gorgeous as a Movie Star.
  He also asked to visit me tonight.   I said OK.
       Can you see the problem with this?
   
As if that wasn't problematic enough.......

  DJ Pressure just got out of prison, and came by my home at the same time as  my Nordic viking named 'CJ' was with me. ..... CJ saw his Limo, driving up my road,  He pointed out it to me, and instantly knew who it was then; I ran to meet the car because I haven't seen him in almost 2 year's,  and ended up ????
   Missing the man I pretended to love for the past 6 year's.    He is gorgeous, but I don't involve myself with 'man-whores'.   My relationship with him is complicated.  I am/ was, just his actress, but I also enjoy his skill in my studio.   He know's me so good as a dancer, he mixes music as if he can read me as a sheet of music.   He is so skilled he even give's me 'break's' while performing.

   I now have 3 dates for the same night.
    
       Feast or famine?
  I made a huge mistake, I think and I'm not sure how I'm going to deal with this one.

 I couldn't say No to the man who launched me to fame. 'DJ Pressure'.
Jose' just was first in line, last night asking for another date, First.
 CJ is just an accident, because I'm sexually attracted to him.

Can a day get any worse than this?
   I seriously hope they all show up at the same time.
   That way I can just be a performer,  and forget about my own interest's for the day.
  
3 admirers in my studio at the same time. might be funny.
       Oh this is very bad, bad, bad !!!!!!
           Yet I'm excited to see how 3 boyfriend's end up interacting, while watching me dance at the same time.......
   Sound dangerous doesn't it ?
  IT IS !
      I can't believe I allowed myself to set up such a disaster.........   Funny thing is, I'm the only one legally allowed to carry a firearm.   I will be wearing it.   It's warmer than a g-string.
   I believe the men will behave.   NONE OWN ME.

        We shall see in the next episode of my, 'Life is Foolish' what happens.  
 
  I've had to change underwear 5 time's already in less than 10 hour's.  
Bad and dread is what I feel right NOW, for how I'm going to control this situation......
   Stage Fright ?     
Yes, I admit it.
 All 3 want to see me in my home as their best way to enjoy a Friday night.
    OMG.......

[Edit] 20 minutes to show time........
   Oh, i'm crawling out of my own skin right now......
    I actually went for a walk an hour ago, and it didn't help because 'Moto-cross' racer's were using a 'track' I set up for them, as a 'city' benefit.
    All wanted to show OFF their skills.
   One man actually hopped a motorcycle up a 2 meter wall and landed both tires on the ramp.    [ I didn't design this to be done ] I paused too long Cheering for him, all the boy's made a show for me, and it was so hard to finish my walk home.    I wanted to be entertained by men who are BRAVE and fearless.

       10 minutes to go......   Yet, I would rather be in Bimboland's right now...........
 Picking a wedgy  out of my ass crack, for sitting too long in one spot.

     I suppose I better take my que.........
  DJ Pressure has everyone in his control, and thank GOD he brought some fan's, and it has now turned into a show....
   He save's my ASS, and doesn't even knows he is doing it.
        PS: However I never consented to a show, but I'm going to do it anyway's.
           He desired a welcome home party, and who am I to deny him that small pleasure.
    
   2 minutes .....
  and I must, smile through some 'pain' for a bit.


17.09.2016 00:14:32
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
17.09.2016 13:14:06
HeavenLeighBimbo

I  ended up letting a Viking man have sex with me for  6 hour's and I just now sent him out the door.
   I even bathed him, first,  
       I was so naughty.     
 I made every dream of his come so true, he  actually screamed out his wife's Name.....
   I wasn't offended, because  he paid me such an awesome compliment.
       Apparently I have the perfect ASS.
    It took him 3 hour's to talk me into sexual activity 
 and 6 hour's of me teasing him.... and  I managed to keep him 'suspended.'.
   This is an art to porn-star's, and CJ didn't even comprehend  who he decided to have sex with tonight...
   I wasn't his wife, and I made him suffer....To the brink of climax, and I would wiggle away.   
  I eventually got lost in feeling him inside of me,    He came to fruition.   
   It's been a long time since I felt sperm inside of me.......      
  I actually feel a bit warm and special right now 
..
        I really have the most perfect body a woman could hope for,   So CJ was fucked over from the moment the show began.
   Jose' noticed in 10 minutes.....   DJ pressure just spun music, because we have an understanding about SEX.
   I'm dangerous to men, on so many levels.
.    
    I went nasty on CJ.  
  He has never had a porn star before,   So I just relaxed and taught him a few thing's and position's he never even imagined with his wife. 
   It was so evil of me to do,   but he remind's me of mt dead husband.
       I wanted to have sex like I was married........
.
I am truly sorry I had to borrow another woman's man to do it.......
 His pillow talk was awful,  but how do you compare a super-model; to a 220 pound woman who had his children.......
   This night was thrilling to me,  just because what he thought about my body, and I admit  it was so nice to hear.
    He touched ME in the most kind manner.....
     Ass and hair......   WOW, who would have thought it possible.
  I never even peeked, because I was stuck in porn star 'mode' with him.........
   I said in in the previous post....  BAD,   and this is an 'understatement'.
   I wanted to have sex, and he was the one I chose.  
       
   He has as much to lose , if he went public with his sex story with me........  It would ruin his Marriage if he did so.  His wife has my private Phone number, even.     BAD BAD BAD,   but I was not playing fair, as a common Aerican.   Men find it impossible to resist my body, and I decided to play the game with just ONE man.

     This evening was really sexy, and mere words don't even justify what i did tonight to around 40 party attendee's............
   Even I'm a bit ashamed of my action's   but............
    I weaned everyone at the party,   i was only there to go to bed.
    
      A man of Viking descent, is currently sleeping in my barn, because i stole his key's 
       I was shame less, and it really felt good That men are still willing to give up their own children and wives   just to have sex with me a single time.
   VISCOUS, and I appreciate his gift to me........
   I'm keeping his secret.
   I hope I get pregnant.
 I wanted his DNA,......   and was willing to do anything for it......
          

17.09.2016 13:14:06
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kathiegym
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Agnostica
18.09.2016 02:13:08
kathiegym

HLB, are you doing yoga or any kind of meditation?

18.09.2016 02:13:08
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kathiegym
Level 72
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Agnostica
19.09.2016 01:42:05
kathiegym

Tell us if you are pregnant again!!!!

19.09.2016 01:42:05
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7216
Freethinkerland
19.09.2016 04:17:07
HeavenLeighBimbo

@^
  At my age it isn't very likely,  I haven't had a regular period in year's, due to my bad eating habit's and thinness, as well.
    I still hope out hope.   I feel that if I think positive, and only sleep with very viral men, a miracle might happen.


19.09.2016 04:17:07
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Amiee12
Level 1
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Posts: 33
Secville
20.09.2016 19:49:18
Amiee12

Hi everyone my names Amiee I'm 21 from England Essex hpw is everyone xxx

20.09.2016 19:49:18
Glamorgirl
BrunetteBimbo
Level 23
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Posts: 1307
Freethinkerland
20.09.2016 22:40:27
BrunetteBimbo

HLB, I know you are in your 40's but many women got to have babies at any age, even with anorexia. And you have had like 5 children before, so it is SURE that you are able to get pregnant!
About the rest... These guys.... I don't know what to comment

20.09.2016 22:40:27
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