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kITTYStARZ921986
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Atheista
25.04.2017 14:14:34
kITTYStARZ921986

Just called to make an appt. with a therapist. I thought i was experiencing PMS but it doesn't seem to be the case. I keep snapping at my kids and spouse. I was so happy and high yesterday until the evening when I crashed down and started hating myself again. 
yoga and exercise isn't helping this time.

25.04.2017 14:14:34
Mindy
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Agnostica
25.04.2017 22:59:20
Mindy

kITTYStARZ921986 wrote:
Just called to make an appt. with a therapist. I thought i was experiencing PMS but it doesn't seem to be the case. I keep snapping at my kids and spouse. I was so happy and high yesterday until the evening when I crashed down and started hating myself again. 
yoga and exercise isn't helping this time.

Tequila 
that gasoline you call tequila doesn't count :D

25.04.2017 22:59:20
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
Mindy
Level 104
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 126818
Posts: 1509
Agnostica
25.04.2017 23:14:15
Mindy

MonsterGaGa wrote:

Haven't posted here for a while, just an update on what's happening in my world. 

So my BFF is at about 7 months pregnant now and she looks like a very big watermelon, cant believe she has to push out a big ass baby soon. The other day she experienced hectic pains, phones me at work to tell me she think she's in labour.  Almost fell off my chair but thank goodness it was normal contraction pains, still time is moving fast now.  I'm so looking forward to her baby shower, will be the first one I attend. Gonna spoil this baby rotten. It seems like everyone is pregnant around me, kinda freaks me out.  Feel like everyone's looking at me like "when are you getting there?"  Still not sure how I feel about this...

Having a baby has never been a desire for me, I just wanto have fun/party/live.  I realise having a child doesn't mean you disappear but I just don't know if I could do that much responsible stuff.. Lots of people recon I'll be a cool mom - but is this really what I want or even need? Hmmmm don't think I will ever be able to decide and commit to that decision 100% so much easier to just avoid conversations about it.

Work is hectic as usual, want to push the envelope a bit on getting a raise this year - the cost of living has gone up so much in this country.. Love life is great, cant complain at all which is so awesome since everyone else I know seems to be having issues in that space.  My BBF got engaged when we went to Zanzibar for my bday last year, they broke up after a month and it was final in a text msg. It was so ugly. She only told me later that they didn't even get naked with each other since he also use to date her sister years ago. I don't know if I could sleep with someone my sister or brother also slept with - Euwwww!

They were such great friends before they dated, really think they were meant to be friends rather than lovers.. Still feel sorry for her, I'm pretty sure she will be the single spinster for ever - and I don't mean that in a bad way, just know her well enough to know.  There's something very powerful to being on your own, but the longer you get use to it - the harder it gets to let someone back in again.

Anyway long weekend coming up and we get off work from Thursday till Tuesday next week, I am super happy! Gonna party this whole weekend and have some fun with my besties. Also chilling with some Netflix and warm socks (getting cold this side, not snowing cold but still cold to me).

Not the most exciting blabber but something :)

xoxo


One the work stuff....always feels nice when others are bitching a bit and you can go "I am happy" as it really makes life easier.  I have always said find a career that you love and you have already won...it is no longer work

Unfortunate with your friend...weird situation for sure.  I can not entirely relate to sleeping with a sister's ex because I don't have a sister...but even really good friends it is kind "nope" so I get what you are saying.

I get your having a kid thing as well...perhaps that changes over time or when you meet the right guy....idunno.  I have had friends that had zero interest in it and then all of the sudden they are in contention for mother of the year.  It is actually something I have been thinking about a bit lately...perhaps because I started seeing someone a fair bit lately.  I really do not date much at all and never have.  I would say I have never had a serious BF...I am just a really busy person and am away from home a lot (300+ days in 2016) so it makes hard.  I always liked the saying:
Me:  I am the type of girl who fiercely desires to be independent and rise to the top of my business world via my own 2 feet.
Also me:   I am the type of girl who has the irresistible craving to be a trophy wife who does afternoon palates and brunches.

But really...there is perhaps no form of art that expresses my inner feelings on  having a child that this video.  Nothing makes want to have a child more than the song, but the imagery of the video shines on so many reasons that I despise the idea of having one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtLd2MKPqmg

25.04.2017 23:14:15
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 34234
Posts: 3332
Atheista
26.04.2017 00:08:19
kITTYStARZ921986

Mindy wrote:
kITTYStARZ921986 wrote:
Just called to make an appt. with a therapist. I thought i was experiencing PMS but it doesn't seem to be the case. I keep snapping at my kids and spouse. I was so happy and high yesterday until the evening when I crashed down and started hating myself again. 
yoga and exercise isn't helping this time.

Tequila 
that gasoline you call tequila doesn't count :D

LOL Ok Dr.Mindy..what type of tequila do you prescribe? :-)


26.04.2017 00:08:19
Mindy
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 878829
Reputation: 126818
Posts: 1509
Agnostica
26.04.2017 00:36:04
Mindy

kITTYStARZ921986 wrote:
Mindy wrote:
kITTYStARZ921986 wrote:
Just called to make an appt. with a therapist. I thought i was experiencing PMS but it doesn't seem to be the case. I keep snapping at my kids and spouse. I was so happy and high yesterday until the evening when I crashed down and started hating myself again. 
yoga and exercise isn't helping this time.

Tequila 
that gasoline you call tequila doesn't count :D

LOL Ok Dr.Mindy..what type of tequila do you prescribe? :-)


I am partial to cabo wabo reposado...while it is not as good as it once was it is still a go to for me and better that that swill Patron has somehow marketed as "premium" and Herradura is another overhyped brand...still really good...but overhyped.  It is also tough to go wrong with Don Julio or Tres Generaciones.  If you want to go budget and still get what is one of the better ones out there...tough to go wrong with 1800...actually a pretty big fan of their products though many don't view it as "premium" but IMO it is one of the best and it is cheap...I am a fan of their reposado (as I am in general) but all are good and if you want to try something different their coconut one is pretty cool...but I will warn you the coconut is way stronger than you first anticipate.  It is a nice thing to mix up with fruity drink though.


Take 2 of these every 20 minutes for 2-3 hours and call me in the morning.  
No salt, no lemon, feel free to sip instead of shooting....don't be "that girl."
Drink a banana/mango/orange mix before sleeping.


26.04.2017 00:36:04
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 

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