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BL site owner doesn’t care about their users or the site

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Created
03.12.2020
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Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674311
Reputation: 186758
Posts: 3551
Secville
04.01.2021 17:24:10
Namastis

Oh, please. Don't tell me you care about your users because it's the biggest BS I've heard recently. How can you take care of users, if neither you nor your team have the decency to log in once a day and check if the users are okay? Due to a bug related to logging in via Facebook, on January 30, I lost access to my account via my computer, which I immediately reported as urgent. On January 31, I couldn't log in over the phone. I know that not only I had the same problem, but also a few other users. Toki reported this on our behalf several times. Nobody, I repeat NOBODY, wrote her back even "we are working on it". Yesterday I had to create an alternative account to complain about the situation, includinga message sent to you. Hey, you care so much about me I didn't even get a reply. Thanks. I regained access to my account today. I am already ignoring the fact that I have been leaving my money here month after month for over a year. This is not how customers should be treated.
On the same example. What kind of real power does PB have, since NOBODY from TB is able to spend two minutes of his life to write her back? I will answer: close to zero. I have already said it once: you talk so much about democracy, about the fact that we and PB shape how the website looks like. Bullshit. We can talk to each other, and then you choose what suits you and either accept it or change it your own way. We all know it looks like this, so at least be honest with us. Don't try to make fools of us, because that way we don't become them.

04.01.2021 17:24:10
Bimboland on Facebook and Instagram :)
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 18727
Reputation: 10102
Posts: 708
Atheista
04.01.2021 17:29:22
SweetasNuts

Sorry about the facebook issue - its been resolved now. 
I care about our users.
I love Bimboland 


Namastis
wrote:
Oh, please. Don't tell me you care about your users because it's the biggest BS I've heard recently. How can you take care of users, if neither you nor your team have the decency to log in once a day and check if the users are okay? Due to a bug related to logging in via Facebook, on January 30, I lost access to my account via my computer, which I immediately reported as urgent. On January 31, I couldn't log in over the phone. I know that not only I had the same problem, but also a few other users. Toki reported this on our behalf several times. Nobody, I repeat NOBODY, wrote her back even "we are working on it". Yesterday I had to create an alternative account to complain about the situation, includinga message sent to you. Hey, you care so much about me I didn't even get a reply. Thanks. I regained access to my account today. I am already ignoring the fact that I have been leaving my money here month after month for over a year. This is not how customers should be treated.
On the same example. What kind of real power does PB have, since NOBODY from TB is able to spend two minutes of his life to write her back? I will answer: close to zero. I have already said it once: you talk so much about democracy, about the fact that we and PB shape how the website looks like. Bullshit. We can talk to each other, and then you choose what suits you and either accept it or change it your own way. We all know it looks like this, so at least be honest with us. Don't try to make fools of us, because that way we don't become them.


04.01.2021 17:29:22
We are living in a political parody of a bimbo world. 



Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674311
Reputation: 186758
Posts: 3551
Secville
04.01.2021 17:30:56
Namastis

SweetasNuts wrote:
Sorry about the facebook issue - its been resolved now.

After 4 days of total silent. Have you even read what I wrote?

04.01.2021 17:30:56
Bimboland on Facebook and Instagram :)
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 18727
Reputation: 10102
Posts: 708
Atheista
04.01.2021 17:33:39
SweetasNuts

I am sorry but we are a small team and shit happens. Facebook forced us to make some changes

Namastis
wrote:
SweetasNuts wrote:
Sorry about the facebook issue - its been resolved now.

After 4 days of total silent. Have you even read what I wrote?


04.01.2021 17:33:39
We are living in a political parody of a bimbo world. 



Poison Black
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 202841
Reputation: 30035
Posts: 341
Secville
04.01.2021 17:35:04
Poison Black

SweetasNuts wrote:
I assume you are talking about ex PB HLB?

Exactly. Since you're the one who brings that name to this conversation, I figure out that's not a problem to be clear about it. We already have previously people being banned for Team Bimbo, so why when it came to her, it must be Toki who needs to deal with that? I'm sorry, Chris, I'm trying to follow you but it doesn't make any sense to me. It could have been solved years ago and a lot of people tried to bring that point.

04.01.2021 17:35:04


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
traggot
Level 74
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 317888
Reputation: 106655
Posts: 1386
Atheista
04.01.2021 17:35:23
traggot

do you really think this is in any way an appropriate thing for you to link to and state on a 16+ website?

04.01.2021 17:35:23
it/she 20s reanimated tdyke mutt, debate me for free wins and help me reach curious gold.

tenth doctor
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9466
Reputation: 6842
Posts: 108
Atheista
04.01.2021 17:38:19
tenth doctor

dude, are you fucking serious? you genuinely think this is appropriate to put on a job spec on a site where 16 year olds are allowed? you're 42 fucking years old, you should know better than to be so explicitly inappropriate in front of legal minors. that's disgusting, inappropriate, and completely unprofessional behavior. especially if, as you've implied, 16 year olds are employed to the 'prime bimbo' status, they'll be essentially required to read you talking about how big your dick is.



04.01.2021 17:38:19
Poison Black
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 202841
Reputation: 30035
Posts: 341
Secville
04.01.2021 17:46:22
Poison Black

Okay, folks. Let's calm down. I agree that this sign MUST be changed right now, at least in what's touching the forum (and probably legally as well), but I'll delete the images because it's also explicit content. I'll follow the regular protocols toward this and contact everyone via DM.

04.01.2021 17:46:22


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 18727
Reputation: 10102
Posts: 708
Atheista
04.01.2021 17:47:04
SweetasNuts

Please respect Bimboland and the PB's responsibility. 
If you dont want the responsibility or the power please do not run for PB.  The PB and her team will do ALL moderating. That is the responsibility of the PB >  with great power comes great responsibility


Poison Black
wrote:
SweetasNuts wrote:
I assume you are talking about ex PB HLB?

Exactly. Since you're the one who brings that name to this conversation, I figure out that's not a problem to be clear about it. We already have previously people being banned for Team Bimbo, so why when it came to her, it must be Toki who needs to deal with that? I'm sorry, Chris, I'm trying to follow you but it doesn't make any sense to me. It could have been solved years ago and a lot of people tried to bring that point.


04.01.2021 17:47:04
We are living in a political parody of a bimbo world. 



honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
04.01.2021 17:47:32
honorscollege



04.01.2021 17:47:32
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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Bimbo City

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