Dear Bimbos, Himbos and XimbosThe only people I will be advertising this website to is the FBI if you can't be bothered to change the things that absolutely need to be changed.
Let me assure you that we care about the Bimboland, and most of all we care about you, the users.
For this reason we do what we can to keep you entertained and allow for the best user experience possible on the website.
Unfortunately Bimboland is a niche site (a wonderful and unique place, "unfortunately" used only due to the context) and the website is only generating a very small income - for this reason working on it can't be our full-time job, or even half-time to be frank, and we are aware that delivering new features or some bug-fixes are a bit slow sometimes.
Please try to understand and perhaps help us advertise the site - with more users/income we will be able to employ more staff and deliver more quickly.
Thank you and Happy New Year!
Sachem
I assume you are talking about ex PB HLB?ALSO please I am BEGGING you Chris to run that contract with your dick size by a real, living lawyer and have that lawyer film a reaction video as they read it. The schadenfreude. I can't.
I am not getting into personal politics other than to say I trust the PB and all future PBs and the Bimbo community completely. The PB will have the perma ban and all future PBs will sign a contract laying out their role and making it very clear what powers they have. We all must trust the PB. And in turn the PB must take full responsibility.
Contract to follow after checked by lawyer
Poison Black wrote:SweetasNuts wrote:Your message is very well written and well thought out.
You care a lot about Bimboland so I thank you for that.
However I do feel you are stepping out of line and undermining the PB.
As would I be if I were to engage direct with you on all these issues.
Whats the point in having a democratically elected spokesperson if all you guys dont respect her right to make decisions and work with me on issues such as below ?
bimobland is not perfect and never will be.
But the structure is there and so we need to work together.
I will work with the PB closely on ALL issues.
FYI permaban will arrive on PB account any moment. And ALL future PBs will have the perma ban.
I trust the Bimbo citizens and always have done.
But Chris, we're not undermining Toki. On contrary, we all thank her deeply for all that she did for us in only a few months. However, this is not what she asked for. Neither was what I asked for, being the one who was targeted for that person. We already knew that Toki care and no one doubts her even a little, which is why she isn't mentioned on the thread. I do want to believe in you and in TB again, but you're not listening either to the problems that Toki pointed neither what all the users demand. So, my question remains. If other people get banned by Team Bimbo, why this particular person can't? There is some reason why she deserved a different treatment than the previous repeated offenders?
has the paypal bug been fixed yet or are they begging us to spend money on a site so broken that we literally cant?I believe it’s not working yet again. And I think for some players, it just straight up takes money and doesn’t give senatorship until you message sachem/kimsim.
What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here