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517
Created
03.12.2020
Author
PlushKlavier
Sachem
Level 25
Status: Master Builder
Sex Appeal: 11561
Reputation: 14746
Posts: 1812
Reasonopia
05.01.2021 00:11:52
Sachem

Dear Bimbos, Himbos and Ximbos

Let me assure you that we care about the Bimboland, and most of all we care about you, the users.
For this reason we do what we can to keep you entertained and allow for the best user experience possible on the website.
Unfortunately Bimboland is a niche site (a wonderful and unique place, "unfortunately" used only due to the context) and the website is only generating a very small income - for this reason working on it can't be our full-time job, or even half-time to be frank, and we are aware that delivering new features or some bug-fixes are a bit slow sometimes.
Please try to understand and perhaps help us advertise the site - with more users/income we will be able to employ more staff and deliver more quickly.

Thank you and Happy New Year!

Sachem

05.01.2021 00:11:52
Master Builder of The Internet Republic of Bimbolands
Zoeeeee<3
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51928
Reputation: 28180
Posts: 335
Atheista
05.01.2021 00:18:12
Zoeeeee<3

Sachem i’m sorry, i know you deserve to be paid for your work. But i refuse to advertise a site and endanger minors and allow them to be exposed to a site like this and a person like Chris. Hope you understand xx

05.01.2021 00:18:12
dont send me loves or friend requests my heart is for brian molko only
Varinis
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5698
Reputation: 4723
Posts: 43
Agnostica
05.01.2021 00:39:29
Varinis

Sachem wrote:
Dear Bimbos, Himbos and Ximbos

Let me assure you that we care about the Bimboland, and most of all we care about you, the users.
For this reason we do what we can to keep you entertained and allow for the best user experience possible on the website.
Unfortunately Bimboland is a niche site (a wonderful and unique place, "unfortunately" used only due to the context) and the website is only generating a very small income - for this reason working on it can't be our full-time job, or even half-time to be frank, and we are aware that delivering new features or some bug-fixes are a bit slow sometimes.
Please try to understand and perhaps help us advertise the site - with more users/income we will be able to employ more staff and deliver more quickly.

Thank you and Happy New Year!

Sachem
The only people I will be advertising this website to is the FBI if you can't be bothered to change the things that absolutely need to be changed.

05.01.2021 00:39:29
The Baby
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7361
Reputation: 5247
Posts: 18
Secville
05.01.2021 02:42:20
The Baby

It's so completely wild to have the site owner in one post say that the Prime Bimbo & her volunteer team has complete and total responsibility for everything in the site (reverting name changes like bimbo police and emigrate from bimboland, permabanning trolls and abusive users, identifying and monitoring inappropriate content, deciding how much power to give forum guardians/pink house staff to moderate outside the forum - all pretty complex tasks, no?), while in the next post say TO THOSE SAME VOLUNTEERS "hey dudes/dudettes, this is just a funky lil roleplaying site 0w0 why u no wike the name powwicce??? what u mean u were harassed and r worried about minors??? 0w0 maybe u need to take a chill pill."

I am feeling my soul leave my body.

05.01.2021 02:42:20
The Baby
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7361
Reputation: 5247
Posts: 18
Secville
05.01.2021 02:46:53
The Baby

SweetasNuts wrote:
I assume you are talking about ex PB HLB?
I am not getting into personal politics other than to say I trust the PB  and all future PBs and the Bimbo community completely. The PB will have the perma ban and all future PBs will sign a contract laying out their role and making it very clear what powers they have. We all must trust the PB. And in turn the PB must take full responsibility. 

Contract to follow after checked by lawyer 

Poison Black
wrote:
SweetasNuts wrote:
Your message is very well written and well thought out.
You care a lot about Bimboland so I thank you for that. 

However I do feel you are stepping out of line and undermining the PB.
As would I be if I were to engage direct with you on all these issues.
Whats the point in having a democratically elected spokesperson if all you guys dont respect her right to make decisions and work with me on issues such as below ?
bimobland is not perfect and never will be.
But the structure is there and so we need to work together.
I will work with the PB closely on ALL issues.

FYI permaban will arrive on PB account any moment. And ALL future PBs will have the perma ban.
I trust the Bimbo citizens and always have done.

But Chris, we're not undermining Toki. On contrary, we all thank her deeply for all that she did for us in only a few months. However, this is not what she asked for. Neither was what I asked for, being the one who was targeted for that person. We already knew that Toki care and no one doubts her even a little, which is why she isn't mentioned on the thread. I do want to believe in you and in TB again, but you're not listening either to the problems that Toki pointed neither what all the users demand. So, my question remains. If other people get banned by Team Bimbo, why this particular person can't? There is some reason why she deserved a different treatment than the previous repeated offenders? 

ALSO please I am BEGGING you Chris to run that contract with your dick size by a real, living lawyer and have that lawyer film a reaction video as they read it. The schadenfreude. I can't.

05.01.2021 02:46:53
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7667082
Reputation: 321839
Posts: 1642
Agnostica
05.01.2021 02:56:31
craigslist-stripper

has the paypal bug been fixed yet or are they begging us to spend money on a site so broken that we literally cant? 

05.01.2021 02:56:31

Fucker
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5141
Reputation: 3652
Posts: 9
Atheista
05.01.2021 03:00:30
Fucker

posting to keep the ball rolling, but reading through pages and pages of this thread im literally so appalled by what's happened to this site. i joined late 2019, and to see that this site now allows minors to make accounts on here is um...how do i put this, gross.

i dont think this could be a family-friendly site, i think even if they tried their absolute damndest to make it family-friendly, it still rubs me the wrong way. i think they should have censored the site heavily first in any case. not that i would really want that to happen, as i dont think any amount of censoring changes the fact the owners letting minors onto what is ultimately a dress-up fetish game. but if they wanted to have done that, they should have given this site an extreme makeover and then changed the rules. i wouldn't even still call it bimboland in any case. its just a weird, awful, inappropriate decision. 

the safety of teenagers comes first and foremost before anything. theyre still minors, and this is extremely concerning. 

05.01.2021 03:00:30


miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33474
Posts: 1083
Atheista
05.01.2021 03:27:17
miesha

craigslist-stripper wrote:
has the paypal bug been fixed yet or are they begging us to spend money on a site so broken that we literally cant? 
I believe it’s not working yet again. And I think for some players, it just straight up takes money and doesn’t give senatorship until you message sachem/kimsim. 

05.01.2021 03:27:17
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33474
Posts: 1083
Atheista
05.01.2021 03:29:17
miesha

I am friends with people who I’d never show this site to. I’d never advertise this site to a minor because guess what? I can actually think and use my goddamn brain and understand that no fucking minor should be on here. In fact, people might as well do the opposite—if you’re a minor, it wouldn’t hurt to delete your account and then maybe Chris + others will finally fucking listen. 

05.01.2021 03:29:17
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
Varinis
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5698
Reputation: 4723
Posts: 43
Agnostica
05.01.2021 03:53:40
Varinis

This website is a dumpster fire and it's going to the FBI for review.

05.01.2021 03:53:40

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
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Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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How often do elections take place?
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The Forum.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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