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Created
03.12.2020
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PlushKlavier
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25259946
Reputation: 262406
Posts: 4172
Antitheocra
04.01.2021 18:18:27
Sandi Lut

If you really have the biggest penis in the world then you would die instantly when you get an erection. The biggest penis in the world is 2.4 metres and belongs to the blue whale. So if yours is bigger then you won't have enough blood in your body to get it erect. You would die instantly.

So now that we got that out of the way, could you now address us like a human being instead of a 15 year old jacking off behind his screen?

04.01.2021 18:18:27
Happiness is inside yourself

PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1935803
Reputation: 69877
Posts: 1285
Reasonopia
04.01.2021 18:24:26
PlushKlavier

Christopher Roy "Sweetasnuts" Evans,
You are behaving in an incredibly unprofessional way, and I'm not talking about age appropriateness here.

Your responses have just been incredibly childish towards anyone who's showing a valid concern. I honestly can not believe you are an actual business owner with the way you act. If an actual professional lawyer were to read your contract and job description I can assure you they'll be falling out of their chair at the complete absurdity of it. A contract is supposed to be professional and legally binding with real life consequences should the contract be violated. Your roleplay and character descriptions have no place in it.

You can have your fun with roleplaying all you want on the site but NOT on an actual legally binding contract and job description.
I may not have a lot of experience working "official" jobs but I have signed enough contracts before to know what a proper professional and legally binding one looks like, and yours is not it.

04.01.2021 18:24:26

CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224359
Reputation: 312975
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
04.01.2021 18:43:06
CinnamonSugar

The glamorisation of the use of illegal drugs and explicit sexual activity should also fall into this age category.
Quote from the PEGI link Chris shared regarding 18+.
Based on that quote, I think Bimbo Land should be 18+ because of the glamorisation of illegal drugs via power powder and jobs like drug smuggler. 

As for comments about the size of someone's genitals, it could be considered sexual harassment which is illegal at any age (at least where I live).

04.01.2021 18:43:06
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viscerae
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 238837
Reputation: 94724
Posts: 1410
Atheista
04.01.2021 18:44:24
viscerae

love that users bringing up and seriously discussing legitimate issues with the site gets responded to with roleplaying from the site owner that ultimately leads to nowhere. i wonder if that's ever happened before...


04.01.2021 18:44:24
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

Origin
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26975
Reputation: 11970
Posts: 102
Reasonopia
04.01.2021 18:53:00
Origin

SweetasNuts wrote:
I assume you are talking about ex PB HLB?
I am not getting into personal politics other than to say I trust the PB and all future PBs and the Bimbo community completely. The PB will have the perma ban and all future PBs will sign a contract laying out their role and making it very clear what powers they have. We all must trust the PB. And in turn the PB must take full responsibility.

Please take a look =

PB JD =
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Qp4L3BtzS3D7pdSAxlBf-cm0ywu-QPqjMqtCKHaSsB4/edit?usp=sharing

Oath of Allegiance =
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10O65yEUp0FYxZnR1YeE6r8M0prpMbmoRc3GIQLWOA5Q/edit?usp=sharing

Contract to follow after checked by lawyer

Alright Christopher, here's what needs to be changed in your little document.
We'll go point by point so you can read along, because I know you struggle with that.
Things that run the risk of you getting arrested/reported: The oversexualized aspects of the document, namely the parts about your character, Sweetasnuts, having a very large penis. Making note of this in a supposedly "official" document, especially one that could potentially be read by a 16 or 17 year old, is not only illegal but heavily frowned upon, especially by both your userbase and the current Pink House staff. Furthermore, I should note that under no circumstances should an underage person even BE a senator, much less Prime Bimbo or a State Minister, because it's against Paypal's TOS for underage people to use their service, and currently the only way to buy a senatorship is through Paypal.Things that are untrue: Your note about senators receiving access to "their own private section in the forums" is literally untrue. The closest we get to that is being able to participate in Bimboland Court trials, which are extremely rare events, the last one having concluded on July 18, 2019. That was 2 years ago at this point, Christopher. Additionally, your note about the entire Pink House losing their titles and jobs after the Prime Bimbo's term ends is not only false, but really shows how little you know about your userbase. Things that require clarification: In your document, there is no part defining the role of Forum Guardians/Moderators, not even in relation to the Prime Bimbo. Also, currently we do not have a Home Minister, Foreign Minister, or Immigration Minister. If you're mentioning that in order to say that there will be people filling these roles next term, you need to say that directly, in order to best make things easy to understand.Unclear Language/Formatting: 1. At the beginning of the document, you state that a Prime Bimbo's term last 4 months. Further down, you say it's 3. Which is it?
2. The names of the Team Bimbo staff being used is fine, but alongside it you should include their Bimboland usernames, so any new Prime Bimbo reading this will know how to contact these people onsite. 3. "Goal getter" is not a phrase anyone uses. Did you perhaps mean "go-getter"?4. Your formatting of the entire document is sloppy (slashes with spaces after them, commas somehow under sentences, inconsistent list formatting in the section titled "In the Prime Bimbo's Pink House") and makes the entire thing come across as very rushed, which is highly unprofessional. Things that are irrelevant to the document, or at the very least require a disclaimer: The entire roleplay aspect of the document. I understand you're married to your roleplay Christopher, but there's a time and a place for it. The role of Prime Bimbo is a role people get paid for, which means it the document detailing the Prime Bimbo's job description should at least try to be professional. If you wanted, you could easily make a separate document explaining the roleplay aspects of Bimboland you like to employ, but keep it out of the official stuff.Things that are racist:1. Comparing your character Sindy Laarson to the Queen of England.2. Fixating on your character Sweetasnuts' penis size and subservient, sexual role to Sindy Laarson, who is a white woman, whereas Sweetasnuts is a brown man, is very racist, considering that white women have a long history of enslaving brown/black men as sex slaves. And the fact that you, a white man, enjoy roleplaying this storyline is extremely concerning.Overall, I would not give this a passing grade. Do better, Christopher. You're a grown man.

04.01.2021 18:53:00

Dean Winchester
Level 33
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 27849
Reputation: 20025
Posts: 655
Reasonopia
04.01.2021 20:18:37
Dean Winchester

I’m a relatively new player but I am genuinely concerned about minors being on this site. There’s a lot of different communities here and there are people role playing their sexual fantasies which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it isn’t something that should be shown to minors. I know people will lie about their ages on the internet however, there is a huge risk for the grooming of minors on this site as long as they are allowed on here. The amount of sexual content on this site, whether it’s in the shops or simply shown by people on here, is not acceptable for a minor to see. People are mad yes but it comes from a place of legitimate concern for minors and for the site itself. 

04.01.2021 20:18:37


Varinis
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5698
Reputation: 4723
Posts: 43
Agnostica
04.01.2021 20:22:09
Varinis

SweetasNuts wrote:
I think you will find it is perfectly legal for someone to have the biggest penis in the world. 

traggot
wrote:
SweetasNuts wrote:
You are just jealous peewee. I think you will find most 16 year olds know what a penis is
and i think you will find its literally against the law in most, if not all, countries to discuss your weird racist roleplay characters dick w 16 year olds. if you engaged in online sexual roleplay w a 16/17 year old, that would legally be considered sexual interactions w a minor and be something you could be jailed for. you discussing the size of your weird roleplay characters dick in a space w 16/17 year olds is, legally, exposing them to this.

I find it interesting that you think that talking about your penis with 16 year olds is perfectly fine.

You're treating this whole thing like a joke when it's a very serious topic and Honestly?

The Bimbos are trying to help you not get arrested.

The Bimbos are trying to help you not go to court where you will end up with a sentence and on a sex offender list.

The Bimbos are trying.

Why can't you mister "Bimboland is my Passion"?

04.01.2021 20:22:09
miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33474
Posts: 1083
Atheista
04.01.2021 21:17:01
miesha

I can’t believe I woke up to this shit. Chris, I hope you know karma is a vicious beast. You are walking a dangerous path. I urge you to change your disturbing mindset before it haunts you forever. 

04.01.2021 21:17:01
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
I Am Flirt
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 56537
Reputation: 20663
Posts: 89
Atheista
04.01.2021 22:49:53
I Am Flirt

Are you f***ing kidding me? Is that the extracted behavior from the site owner?! I didn't have high thoughts of your engagement in the site Chris, but this it's far out and unacceptable!

So many users are putting their time and passion in this community, show some respect and try to be useful

04.01.2021 22:49:53
I am not flirt.... I AM MAAAAAAAD

Zoeeeee<3
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51928
Reputation: 28180
Posts: 335
Atheista
04.01.2021 23:39:13
Zoeeeee<3


after reading through the new additions to this thread i feel sick. It is clear now that we won’t be getting the changes we have so desperately asked for. Chris is too busy shifting the blame onto everyone else and indulging in his bimbo fetish. i won’t be active on this site anymore unless something changes. You’re disgusting chris, how in anyway do you tbink it’s appropriate to talk about your dick and expose minors to cartoon porn? You’re borderline pedophilic chris and i hope the appropriate authorities are alerted



04.01.2021 23:39:13
dont send me loves or friend requests my heart is for brian molko only

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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How often do elections take place?
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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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