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What do you do after a breakup?

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114
Created
19.07.2019
Author
Channing
Katrynah
Level 244
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 12769651
Reputation: 181359
Posts: 2276
Antitheocra
28.12.2022 21:11:12
Katrynah

i love breakups lowkey. idk if im just noncommittal but being free to pursue anything is really nice ♥

28.12.2022 21:11:12
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆ 
  
  
emo divider
vampirevampirismvampires plz interact
bitchy niki
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 542
Reputation: 494
Posts: 5
Freethinkerland
28.12.2022 22:08:30
bitchy niki

nothing lolll

28.12.2022 22:08:30

Chloe22
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24677
Reputation: 14489
Posts: 101
Agnostica
28.12.2022 22:21:03
Chloe22

Learn how to be single again. It sounds a bit cliche but get a makeover/ go shopping treat yourself and date yourself, once you love your own company again then you’ll be ready to move on and know what to avoid. Use everyone you come across as a lesson

28.12.2022 22:21:03
getbackstayback
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3648
Reputation: 2436
Posts: 23
Antitheocra
15.01.2023 07:40:32
getbackstayback

My boyfriend left me for another bitch YESTERDAY. During our relationship, he was envying one of the people I was interested in (open relationship) and got overly jealous because my crush cared about me and I cared about him. I'm just gonna get with my crush and talk about how awesome he is. Maybe even how fucking adorable he is. I'm also going to: 
- Tell him about how toxic his current relationship is because the both of them are severely suicidal (it's a downward spiral in those relationships..)
- Tell him about how my crush has been motivating me to eat and quit my drug addiction
- Tell him about how fucking hot I am
- Tell him about how he can do better
- And.. tell his boyfriend about how toxic he is, just to save them. 
I'm still trying to figure out how to get a new set of friends, mine all told me to fuck off and off myself for breaking up with him.
Then I need to work on my trust issues.
Then not letting this shit slide again.
It's a process, sure, but he was the first person I've actually loved (other than my crush) but honestly, fuck you, Chris. 

15.01.2023 07:40:32

brandic
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1190
Reputation: 911
Posts: 12
Secville
15.01.2023 22:38:56
brandic

cry and get admitted

15.01.2023 22:38:56
poo
Chloe22
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24677
Reputation: 14489
Posts: 101
Agnostica
19.01.2023 20:42:26
Chloe22

Cry lots, few empty and then start dating yourself, love yourself truly and then find someone else or stay dating yourself

19.01.2023 20:42:26
brittanyy
Level 16
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3022
Reputation: 2444
Posts: 38
Atheista
26.01.2023 04:31:59
brittanyy

cry my eyes out 

26.01.2023 04:31:59
brittanyy <3
Pet Spider
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 70653
Reputation: 27942
Posts: 182
Freethinkerland
27.01.2023 20:45:50
Pet Spider

Cry and self-destruct; my personality is just too much for 1 man

27.01.2023 20:45:50
i'm afraid of americans
i'm afraid of the world
KatinBoots
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7095
Reputation: 3861
Posts: 21
Antitheocra
29.01.2023 12:08:55
KatinBoots

Get prettier and get someone prettier.

29.01.2023 12:08:55
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jupiterxmars
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3894
Reputation: 3476
Posts: 159
Freethinkerland
30.01.2023 16:36:18
jupiterxmars

self-destruct and dissociate to the absolute edge of my sanity until i find someone else to briefly obsess over to soften the blow, and then i can obsess over myself and everyone else is dead to me

30.01.2023 16:36:18

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