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What do you do after a breakup?

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114
Created
19.07.2019
Author
Channing
Lyzandralo
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 923
Reputation: 988
Posts: 19
Freethinkerland
25.01.2021 10:46:10
Lyzandralo

block and delete all the pics with them 

25.01.2021 10:46:10
aanna
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1559
Reputation: 1435
Posts: 20
Atheista
25.01.2021 12:03:49
aanna

play ariana grande at max volume while crying

25.01.2021 12:03:49
retro the smurfs GIF
Johana567
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 76570
Reputation: 40650
Posts: 368
Atheista
25.01.2021 13:17:51
Johana567

I like to be single until I'm ready for another relationship. 

25.01.2021 13:17:51
Joha <3
FunnyValentine
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23335
Reputation: 11943
Posts: 226
Atheista
26.01.2021 02:53:22
FunnyValentine

i go play bideo game to clear my head. in fact when i ended my last relationship i was literally on the phone with the controller in my hand already. and when i hung up i immediately hit play on overwatch so that way i didnt cry! 

26.01.2021 02:53:22
ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
Vendetta
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42792
Reputation: 22791
Posts: 279
Atheista
25.07.2022 15:51:28
Vendetta

Remind myself that I am best in the world and no one is worthy 

25.07.2022 15:51:28
BonBon69420
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6160
Reputation: 3799
Posts: 26
Atheista
19.08.2022 18:31:39
BonBon69420

after a break up i start dating someone close to them 

19.08.2022 18:31:39
xeko
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14780
Reputation: 9750
Posts: 101
Freethinkerland
20.08.2022 02:54:06
xeko

Listen to sad songs, create fake scenarios, and sleep. Wake up the next day and try to look my best to remind myself that I'm a bad b.

20.08.2022 02:54:06

Slutinna Salinas
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4311
Reputation: 3850
Posts: 127
Antitheocra
23.08.2022 02:58:39
Slutinna Salinas

have them breakup with me, feel like nothings wrong for about two week bc i rationalize it with "nothing changed about me except a label", two months later start feeling the heartbreak and:

-binge eat and cry lol

23.08.2022 02:58:39
Miss Erotica
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5212
Reputation: 5000
Posts: 31
Reasonopia
23.08.2022 12:06:11
Miss Erotica

first i cry, then i party.

23.08.2022 12:06:11
worldz no1 coke whore xoxo~

Rihannon Emeraldeyes
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4690
Reputation: 3650
Posts: 25
Antitheocra
27.08.2022 00:40:28
Rihannon Emeraldeyes

i sign them up for the church of scientology mailing list. :)

27.08.2022 00:40:28
They call me the Burlington Throat Factory ;)

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