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GAS MASK HORDE

Category
The Runway
Posts
71
Created
12.01.2021
LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10829640
Reputation: 591267
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
18.01.2021 04:09:20
LillyAnn

LillyAnn

Toxicamma Atrocious, rank: perpetrator, commandeer of legion of 3000 toxic spawns, hybrids of highly malevolent reptilian dragon-like beings and humanoid aliens. They are here to infuse the soil with radiation and unknown toxic material that contain black matter. And then they'll spread. The world you know will cease to exist. Forever.  


18.01.2021 04:09:20

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

Septum_cat
Level 161
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3325802
Reputation: 117120
Posts: 1165
Secville
18.01.2021 20:02:23
Septum_cat

Taking over the world, you gotta start somwhere. My bimbo chose to starte in Londons East End (Mainly because of the era my style is from). Becoming the biggest and baddest in East End takes some, ESPECIALLY a gasmask! Mainly because of the poor plumbing in this era. But get the rest of the scum from East End on your side and the police cant do a thing in the underworld. You might not get invited to the balls or soirettes, but guess who the aristocrats loans their money from to keep their upperclass lifestyle. Now you got the upperhand, and are on your way to world domination! (The world did seem smaller at the time...) ☼

Septum_cat

18.01.2021 20:02:23
Better Grade 
Broseph
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18548
Reputation: 11055
Posts: 33
Atheista
18.01.2021 22:45:18
Broseph

nutty local hair metal rockstar dies in an electrical accident and is brought to life by a mix of necromancy and mad science . . . locals mention this haggard man going up to them and saying “check this out, man!” before chugging stolen radioactive waste in order to sustain himself. be wary of sharing the same space as him . . . many locals report him picking up subway rats and putting them in his pocket before he tries to hassle onlookers to join his “sick necromancy classes.”  




18.01.2021 22:45:18

Anna Lena
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133850
Reputation: 55371
Posts: 3773
Freethinkerland
19.01.2021 17:28:29
Anna Lena

Anna Lena
What better way to take over the world than to undermine it from below... Working from the depths of the sewers, moving through the complex tunnel systems under ever city, our evil team can go completely undetected. As the consequence of the (un)fortunate radioactive accident, there's also the advantage of an extra limb or two that can be used for transport, carrying stolen goods or as a weapon.

19.01.2021 17:28:29
Kawaii Mew
Salmon
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 101286
Reputation: 10395
Posts: 20
Freethinkerland
19.01.2021 18:22:30
Salmon

Salmon
she was born today yesterday in a cauldron of radioactive soup and shes hungry for power... her legs may not have finished forming yet, but her sense of bloodlust sure has!

19.01.2021 18:22:30

Taffy
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5723
Reputation: 4357
Posts: 8
Atheista
22.01.2021 16:07:43
Taffy


sooo she's a baddie who went a bit batty due to an encounter with a strange substance in the sewer... she's mostly harmless but occasionally goes off the rails and turns people into bats :/ otherwise she spends her days underground trying to break into government databases (I tried to mostly use stuff I had but there's a couple things from the shop! also LOVE this contest idea it's very fun)
 


22.01.2021 16:07:43
RoxieCox
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8859
Reputation: 6416
Posts: 39
Atheista
24.01.2021 04:19:27
RoxieCox

RoxieCox

She lives in a town in eastern Kazakhstan* poisoned by nuclear waste, and well... long story short, she was hungry one night and ate a cucumber from her garden. BIG MISTAKE. That cucumber had gone rotten long ago and was infested with maggots. But not just ordinary maggots, RADIOACTIVE maggots! Her body began to transform. Her beautiful black hair began turning into a gross green, she grew wings, her skin started to dissolve, antennae's sprung from her head, she grew new limbs and her old ones melted away. She was turning into a bug, but even worse than that... she was turning UGLY! It seemed that her beauty was the only thing holding her together and this cucumber conundrum was breaking her down. She decided that since she will forever be ugly, so should everyone and everything else. Today she roams around alleyways, injecting and withdrawing her filthiness, only to infect every beautiful thing she comes across.

My dad was born in Ust'-Kamenogorsk which has nuclear poisoning irl


24.01.2021 04:19:27

levian
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30668
Reputation: 15249
Posts: 30
Agnostica
24.01.2021 09:18:47
levian

levian
She was heir to her throne before being exiled into the harsh snow for her "maliciousness" and "evil-tendencies" and "people don't like you if you try to poison them :/". She thought the whole thing was silly but after an accident with nuclear waste dumped in an icy lake her skin turned icy and she mutated spider limbs. All the citizens who see her call her the Ice Queen, literally this time. She's keeping mostly to herself right now with her pet owl as she schemes a plan to take control of her old kingdom again, and perhaps, one day, the world.

24.01.2021 09:18:47
it/its

stonerdyke
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 41381
Reputation: 20829
Posts: 7
Agnostica
24.01.2021 13:00:06
stonerdyke




Little is known about who or what or even how many organisms this entity was before its current state. A prototypical nuclear warhead set to detonate in a cleared desert area in an undisclosed location missed its target by a quarter of an inch, and the resulting shockwave wiped out an entire cattle ranch just outside of the expected blast zone. All occupants were assumed lost when the area was deemed too radioactive to be entered by a recovery team without killing them instantly- but reports soon came from neighbouring towns of mysterious mooing and wailing being heard echoing through the canyons of the desert at night, as well as a strange glow seen writhing its way across the distant horizon. The creature seems to only be able to communicate in these noises, although it does give a two word name when asked for one. Otherwise, it appears highly intelligent and dangerous- similar to an octopus, they are adept at using their extra limbs to escape from any container they are placed within, and also squirt radioactive bile from their udder to immobilise prey, which can range from anything as small as a cricket to as large as an elderly citizen. While it is in many ways animalistic in nature, the being behaves with a cold emptiness that feels as though it has surpassed and then forgotten mortality, as if any sense of humanity it might have once had was left in the rubble of the barnhouse when it was unexpectedly torn apart at the molecular level and then jammed back together. 

Their name: Dude Ranch.
Who they are: you're not ready to find out.

Rather than attempt to persuade Dude Ranch to join your league of villains, it might be best to throw yourself at their feet and beg for mercy, or at least a swift death. One thing is for certain- the universe was never prepared for the existence of Dude Ranch, and it will never forgive it for forcing its creation. When the world ends, their existence is guaranteed- is yours?




24.01.2021 13:00:06
she/they

bbcharlotte
Level 97
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 712439
Reputation: 197399
Posts: 121
Freethinkerland
24.01.2021 21:37:53
bbcharlotte

Hello everyone,
Thanks for the invitation and thanks for submitting this fashion contest.


A great scientist specializing in research on the relativity of time, she lost her whole family in the destruction of her laboratory. Exposed to many chemicals, between physical and mental pain, she sank into madness. Obsessed with time, she continues her research in order to find her family. Suffering from a temporal phase shift, she exists at the same time in the past, the present and the future. For her no price is too high to achieve her goal, even if for that she must destroy the world. What does it matter, if she succeeds it will never have happened.

24.01.2021 21:37:53

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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