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GAS MASK HORDE

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Created
12.01.2021
cowgirl
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22477
Reputation: 13872
Posts: 149
Reasonopia
15.01.2021 01:53:43
cowgirl

cowgirl
8.29, 14.1.21. NOTICE:
As you all know, the semi-aquatic irradiated humanoid entity known as Experiment 1642 has been missing from the Lake Baikal compound for 3 days. After tracking reports of civilian radiation poisoning, she has been traced to a strip club in Irkutsk. According to recent intel, she intends to return to the compound later today to exact revenge for being held in captivity. Note that she raided the armory during her escape and is armed to the gills. CODE RED PROTOCOLS ARE IN EFFECT.

14.47, 14.1.21. ATTENTION ALL OFFICERS:
Experiment 1642 has been sighted on the grounds of the compound wearing a fur coat and a gas mask. The highest priority is to ensure all other experiments are secured. Maintain vigilance. Use of deadly force is authorized.

15.53, 14.1.21. URGENT:
EXPERIMENT 1642 HAS BREACHED COMPOUND AND RELEASED EXPERIMENT 0420. SEVERAL OFFICERS DOWNED. PUT ON YOUR GAS MASKS IMMEDIATELY, THE FUMES 0420 EMINATES ARE DEADLY. SHELTER IN PLACE IF UNABLE TO EVACUATE.

16.12, 14.1.21. RUN:
SHE RELEASED THEM ALL..FUMES FILLING COMPOUND. RADIATION LEVELS DEADLYNO HOPE.IF YOURRE SITILL ALIVE RUN WHILE;'L YOU CAN

15.01.2021 01:53:43
sometimes i type like this. Sometimes, I type like this. Sometimes,,,, I type  like this.

smartgirl
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 89564
Reputation: 37836
Posts: 324
Reasonopia
15.01.2021 02:13:38
smartgirl

smartgirl
She was bitten by a cat a few months ago. She hadn't thought much of it at the time. She cleaned the wound, it healed, everything seemed fine. But her skin soon began to change color. Her eyes became a glowing, almost toxic green. And she began to act strangely, out of character. Pouncing on prey. Feeling a strange compulsion to chase yarn. And like all good cats, she became very, very fond of her naptimes.

Woe betide the person who disturbs her naptime. She awakes, brutal claw of a nasty axe close at hand, ready to vent her displeasure on the unlucky one. Her feline minions watch and wait, eager to clean up the mess after their mistress' wrath is spent.



15.01.2021 02:13:38
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Chanel Velveteen
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25659
Reputation: 12799
Posts: 22
Freethinkerland
15.01.2021 03:29:56
Chanel Velveteen

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Escaping from area 51 is a challenge in of itself; But its nothing to the Alien Princess of the Wastes, an Irradiated young lady who'd stumbled her way into the hoard's evil open tarsi-covered arms. Having crashed to Earth only a year ago, and subject to radioactive experimentation after her capture, The princess suffered at the hands of humanity and seeks her well-deserved revenge. Now she spends her days as a look out for the hoard due to her ability to go without sleep thanks to the experimentation, usually with an odd, straggling child or two of the hoard tagging along with her in her duties. She quite likes the children.

Also she got a hamster recently? and she takes that thing everywhere.

The Princess would like to stick around after her revenge is sought. But until that day comes, she's more than happy to bounce along the hallways and spread what hope she can for the future <3

15.01.2021 03:29:56
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vegaaninen
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 47884
Reputation: 28517
Posts: 471
Atheista
15.01.2021 07:13:12
vegaaninen

vegaaninen

remember the pink slime mcdonalds would ("ALLEGEDLY") make their chicken mcnuggets out of until she developed consciousness and decided to become a pop sensation? this is her now, feel old yet? critics claim that her songs have hidden subliminal stimuli intended for mind control and that by playing her music backwards you can hear hidden messages, such as I AM GOD, BOW DOWN TO ME, and I ALWAYS THOUGHT RORY SHOULD HAVE JUST DATED PARIS GELLER INSTEAD OF ALL THOSE SHITTY BOYS. the artist herself has no time for such outrageous claims made by haters when "GUH", her collab with billie eilish, is topping the charts for the eighteenth week in a row.

15.01.2021 07:13:12
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pineconeupmyass
Level 297
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 34551646
Reputation: 237564
Posts: 6800
Atheista
15.01.2021 09:08:43
pineconeupmyass

(thank you for the invite!)

pineconeupmyass


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gonna try creating a new recipe using the ingredients i obtained from this recently vanished intergalactic supermarket. had 2 wrestle for the rare yeti meat, but it was definitely worth it!!! with the help of my taste-testers, a *squints* zebra + fluorescent string bean, i brew stews for friends and foes alike! the best are those so sweet you can't detect the arsenic <3 take a sip out of a flask or two if you dare — my special SOS (pronounced 'sauce') is so powerful, you just might drop dead!

[NOTICE: consume any unlabeled materials at your own risk. they may or may not be toxic.]

15.01.2021 09:08:43
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Forest Witch
Level 46
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 76556
Reputation: 48613
Posts: 1145
Secville
15.01.2021 12:04:57
Forest Witch

Once I was a forest witch, roaming freely and ruling my woodland kingdom. Unfortunately, the war came and any trees have ceased to exist. I had to adapt and now I am known as the Witch of the Wastelands, preying on what has been left of the human race, vengeful and unforgiving. They have destroyed my world, so I'm going to take over theirs now. Beware humans, I'm coming for you!
Forest Witch

15.01.2021 12:04:57
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
Dean Winchester
Level 33
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28058
Reputation: 20119
Posts: 661
Reasonopia
15.01.2021 16:53:05
Dean Winchester


This is what happens when you listen to rob zombie.

15.01.2021 16:53:05


Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272832
Reputation: 225554
Posts: 1496
Atheista
15.01.2021 21:09:19
Queerla

*klaxon*
*flashing lights*
WARNING
TEST SUBJECT HAS ESCAPED
WARNING
TEST SUBJECT HAS--
*CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

*distant screams*

They experimented on her body. They tried to control her  mind. Her powers grew until--SHE ESCAPED.
THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN SORRY IF THEY HAD SURVIVED.
If you think you're safe to control and exploit people--YOU MIGHT BE NEXT.

Energy manipulation, intention, self-protection, and CONCENTRATED RAGE: THE GAS MASK HORDE IS COMING FOR YOU.
Queerla





15.01.2021 21:09:19
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18821
Posts: 253
Atheista
15.01.2021 21:29:20
Bimkko

Bimkko

Even the darkest sewers can have some room for vanity: Bicky was living a very comfortable life, rich daughter of proeminent CEOs, until the day they cut off all her bank accounts for reckless spending on designer clothing. How dare! Well, if they don't understand The Drip, might as well Drip Them into some toxic waste sauce, the very one they've concealed from customers, dumping it on the poor districts all while maintaining an eco-friendly PR. Ever since, she's been upgraded, from "daughter" to "sole heiress who got a fuckton of cash out of her beloved parent's tragic accidental death", and is nothing but thrilled to contribute to the finances of the Horde, especially to help maintain the outfit supply's budget. Can't take over the world if you're not lookin' like the hottest thing in town!

15.01.2021 21:29:20
Vlad
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 117560
Reputation: 17018
Posts: 249
Antitheocra
15.01.2021 22:12:23
Vlad

Vlad
"Ah, there you are! Thought I'd lost you for a moment! Tiny mishap, nothing to worry about, though. I've done this procedure hundreds of times-" The voice is interrupted by an anguished scream seemingly coming from another room close-by, and as the muffled voice speaks beside your restrained body, you stare back, blinded in confusion from the cold, flickering lights above. A figure comes ino view; white clothes beneath a blood-stained lab coat, and various ominous tools in hand... "-of course, this is the first time the subject has lasted this long." It says, as hollow eyes inspect your body. "Anyway, shall we continue?"
...
Once a pioneering scientist in the research of radioactive genetic mutation - Dr Impale (as the villain seems to call themselves, after remarking that everything from surgical tools to syringes found themselves stuck in their skull) appears to have undergone a significant amount of genetic mutation after an accident at their laboratory. The mutation caused a technobiological merge with not only their protective mask and equipment, but also bouts of hysteria, which eventually overcame them. The scientist continues to perform seemingly meaningless experiments on random people, although Dr Impale claims (in a notebook recovered from their laboratory by an escaped survivor) that they're close to finding "the origin"... although uncertain, this comment is currently assumed to be linked to the doctor's original incident. The survivor also remarked that inbetween surgeries, Dr Impale would sometimes speak through "a mouth on their stomach", and even when the doctor looked to be passed out from exhaustion, the mouth would still taunt the patient, saying things like 'I get whatever the doctor doesn't use'. For now, it is unclear what the doctor's goals are.

15.01.2021 22:12:23

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