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GAS MASK HORDE

Category
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Posts
71
Created
12.01.2021
Toxine
Level 238
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11513974
Reputation: 182003
Posts: 1181
Antitheocra
15.01.2021 22:41:29
Toxine

Toxine

I'm a Barbie girl
in the toxic world
Life in plastic
it's melt-tastic


15.01.2021 22:41:29
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cr0cpot
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16441
Reputation: 11154
Posts: 117
Atheista
16.01.2021 03:03:38
cr0cpot

cr0cpot
she may seem like your run-of-the-mill giant mutant cowgirl sweetheart, but Bernice will just fugkin murk anyone who gets close to her cows, even just to pet them. she is also always near her cows and assumes anyone approaching her wants to touch her cows,,, so it's just best to keep your distance and avoid eye contact. luckily her farm is well outside the city, since the toxic city gas isn't good for her cows. 


16.01.2021 03:03:38
Honey Kelly
Level 69
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 260915
Reputation: 70811
Posts: 190
Atheista
16.01.2021 19:54:45
Honey Kelly

Honey Kelly
A few hundred years, gallons of nuclear waste and thousands of botched splices later, we've decimated the planet and left it crawling with mutants. The atmosphere is thick, damp layer of smog and no one has ever heard of "solid ground" they only know the sludge that blankets the earth.
You won't find much life that you would recognize here. Any non-mutated humans that are left are confined to the wreckage of old buildings where they can shield themselves from the radiation. With so few natural resources left, those who have found their sources guard them fiercely.
This creature has found a bog where the trees contain a sap with a water content. It's a precious find and the creature knows it. It's the perfect stockpile and the perfect trap for desperate humans. Any trespassers will be shot on sight and drained. Blood has a high iron content and we need all the nutrients we can get after all.

16.01.2021 19:54:45
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Blecky89
Level 234
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10772429
Reputation: 759555
Posts: 25858
Freethinkerland
16.01.2021 20:59:16
Blecky89

Insects counterattack -  It has begun...

People will finally pay for each of my fellow insect which they crashed with their feet, beat to death with a newspaper, poisoned with aerosol.
We have evolved through mutation. Have become bigger, stronger and even smarter .Now it's your time to feel the agony, helplessness, fear. It is our turn to torture you - tear your limbs, burn with a magnifying glass, wait until you suffocate - watch and rejoice in your death.You thought you were superior now all that has changed. Now it's your turn to die... 
Blecky89



16.01.2021 20:59:16
    
CommunityVerified
Level 98
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 740068
Reputation: 40883
Posts: 713
Reasonopia
16.01.2021 21:12:39
CommunityVerified

CommunityVerified
your name is big boy HOMARD. not long ago you were just a little crayfish crawling in your tank  minding our own business. SUDDENLY! something is poured into your tank by a mysterious being. it is a bubbling, goopy, viscous, weird liquid.... you begin to CHANGE. you grow larger and larger, your shell turning into blue skin, your little claws turning into arms with hands, and giant horns coming from your now-endo skeleton skull. so now  you can escape your tank FINALLY after MANY YEARS. YOU ARE FREE. but you cannot breathe because you are a crayfish so you find this gas mask (but it is a water mask because it contains water) so you can breathe. because you have been trapped in a PATHETIC TANK so long your have one desire in your large crayfish-human heart....... REVENGE!

16.01.2021 21:12:39
 
roachmilk
Level 69
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 254284
Reputation: 67363
Posts: 2048
Atheista
17.01.2021 03:02:49
roachmilk

roachmilk
don't ask what's in the bag

17.01.2021 03:02:49
                                    my fights + debates are freebies ! 
Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20301
Reputation: 13657
Posts: 276
Atheista
17.01.2021 16:08:17
Juggalo Rights

Juggalo Rights
please dont bring up the fact that she only has tits knees and one arm shes having trouble staying corporeal and shes self-conscious about it </3 but what she lacks in a solid and atomically stable form she makes up for in beautiful spirit~*~*~*~*~

17.01.2021 16:08:17
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stupidcuntidiot
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 247099
Reputation: 18737
Posts: 19
Atheista
17.01.2021 16:36:07
stupidcuntidiot

big boy CREATURE. i think it can digging in the ground for tubers


17.01.2021 16:36:07

Bimbo Bear
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 71989
Reputation: 33581
Posts: 209
Atheista
17.01.2021 18:51:55
Bimbo Bear

Bimbo Bear 
SO YOU’VE MADE YOUR WAY TO MY SEWER LAIR, HAVE YOU?

IT IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE.

MY DEVICE IS ALREADY TUNED TO… THE GOD FREQUENCY!!!

YOU WRITHE ON THE GROUND IN AGONY, LIKE THE WORMS THAT YOU ARE, TRYING TO WITHSTAND THE SOUND BEAMS, AS YOUR BRAIN CONCUSSES AGAINST THE INSIDE OF YOUR SKULL. I SUGGEST YOU FLEE, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THE PATHETIC ORIGINAL FORMS YOU SO CHERISH. EVERY SECOND YOU STAY HERE, YOU ARE BECOMING A NEW FORM OF LIFE. YES… YOU CAN FEEL YOUR FLESH BEGINNING TO CONTORT ALREADY, CAN’T YOU? IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE. BOTH FOR YOU, AND FOR THE WORLD! FOR MY DEVICES WILL USE THE WORLD’S WATER TO TRANSMIT THE GOD SOUND, AND EVERYONE WHO HEARS IT WILL ASCEND!



17.01.2021 18:51:55
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Gorilla Grip Pussy
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23268
Reputation: 11131
Posts: 20
Freethinkerland
17.01.2021 19:12:31
Gorilla Grip Pussy


this guy seems pretty chipper for someone whos ripping the fabric of space and time. maybe they dont realise whats going on.....? still, i dont have the heart to tell them theyre destroying everything around them, look at that smile! wait, how come i can see a smile behind the mask? *gets ripped apart by the universe collapsing on itself*


17.01.2021 19:12:31

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