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GAS MASK HORDE

Category
The Runway
Posts
71
Created
12.01.2021
rage
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13301
Reputation: 9244
Posts: 23
Atheista
14.01.2021 17:49:08
rage

TEST SUBJECT [REDACTED] HAS BEEN REPORTED AS MISSING, ALL PERSONEL EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION WHILE SEARCHING. [REDACTED] HAS BEEN OBSERVED AS HOSTILE AND SHOULD BE NEUTRALIZED ON SIGHT. DO NOT TRY TO INTERACT.
The new guard looks up from the warning plastered among the screens only to have a bubble pop on her nose, surprising her. The surprise quickly turns to horror as her skin begins to burn and melt. She screams and crumples to the ground as the sound of hooves click closer to her and the mask-clad subject watches her writhe in agony. It trills a laugh and continues throughout the facility to rid the rest of the fools who dared to capture it, skipping along happily.
rage

14.01.2021 17:49:08
* ! R A G E ! *
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2041878
Reputation: 220421
Posts: 2490
Atheista
14.01.2021 18:18:25
peeslurper69

i'm not very good at descriptions but here's my radioactive dolly <3 
peeslurper69

14.01.2021 18:18:25
your reluctant optimist 
scaryana
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9486
Reputation: 6284
Posts: 17
Agnostica
14.01.2021 20:41:38
scaryana

THE PURIFICATION
After months of war, famine and complete and utter destruction the councils decide to send their strongest fighters into an arena. Once the winner emerges, so will the new leader of the World. The council of Delphi chooses Prudence of the Dark Forests as their competitor. With her whip she is said to have fought many soldiers and beasts of the wild. But will she be able to succeed when the stakes are this high?


14.01.2021 20:41:38
 19 \ any pronouns \ fucc u if u'r transphobic \check out my custom bimbos
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2041878
Reputation: 220421
Posts: 2490
Atheista
14.01.2021 20:58:46
peeslurper69

omg F my look didn’t post so here it is, sorry! (hope it works this time...)
peeslurper69

14.01.2021 20:58:46
your reluctant optimist 
Reuven Faygele
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 81680
Reputation: 44083
Posts: 220
Atheista
14.01.2021 22:49:57
Reuven Faygele



Batman villain that fell into a vat of radioactive goo but instead of coming out as a some dumb clown turned into seraph.

14.01.2021 22:49:57
(gif by gattungs-wesen on Tumblr)
Debate me for free wins! 25, he&she pns.

Hyperpussy
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35779
Reputation: 18521
Posts: 286
Atheista
14.01.2021 22:55:53
Hyperpussy

While collecting relics for her practice from an abandoned nuclear testing site once used to research faster ways to propel crafts into space she discovers something she wasn’t supposed to see... as she made her way out hastily she tripped on a stray cord bringing to life one of the faulty machines which promptly exploded leaving her exposed to a radiation unlike that of earth it imbued her with great abilities which she used to get whatever she wanted... 


14.01.2021 22:55:53
Me, coming to fucking GET you

「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours-
Level 80
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 399904
Reputation: 102321
Posts: 1944
Atheista

Hi my name is Irradiated Komaeda, please let me join your gas mask horde.

DECADANCE- Counting Goats if I cant be yours-

I don't really have any talents, and I'm just an irradiated reanimated corpse, but I hope you'll accept me. What's that? You think I'm familiar?

 
No, there's no way a useless corpse like me would be familiar to such a fine gas mask horde such as yourselves.

14.01.2021 23:08:27
*hands you a monster*
miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33474
Posts: 1083
Atheista
14.01.2021 23:43:13
miesha

"I'M A COLLECTIBLE BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK MADE YOU THINK YOU COULD STEP IN MY TOY SHOP?!"
PRINCESS CASTLE BY JAZMIN BEAN 
miesha 
"UGHH!!! I totally, like, did not expect this to happen!! My day is RUINED!"
You come across a bright pink figure, unusually pale as paper and... rather glittery, stomping her heels on the ground angrily, accidentally splashing some blood across the ground. She appears to be distressed as she exclaims something about her day being ruined whilst she is holding a knife. Confused and concerned, you approach this figure and ask what's wrong. 






"This, like, TOTALLY stupid [REDACTED] just f#@*ing said I'm a '8̵̨̨̢̛̳̪͚͙͈̺̟̩̝̬̜̥͙̹̭̗͕̠̞̲̫͈͔̥͍̲̺̤̩̮͉͎̝̗̦̮̮͚̞̜͛̒̐͐́̂̎̍̾̓͊̐͛̀͐͊͐͋̓̓̿̾̓̓̑̾́̒͑́͛͆̈̅̄̈́̂̌͋͑̎͋̉͗͆̍̈͑̀͒̚̕̚͜͝͝ͅ9̶̼̥̩͍̣͎͚͇̰̺̃̉̈́̈͌͆̌̈́́̄̉͛̈̀̎̆͊̉̎̌͐̾͒͂͗͑͐̈́̊̉̀͒̈̓̒̀͌̈́̽̈̈́̏̒̇͊̓̚̕̕͝͠͝5̵̧̢̡̛͖̻̫̺̤̼͕͔̬͕͇͖̲̟̮͇̪̮̥͎͎̙̱͖̹̥̥̥͇̯͚̟̦̻̠̪̥͇̹͔̲͈̣̳̟͙͎̱̐̉͊̈́̔̉̉͆̄́́̏͊̃̒̃̌̅̉̋̅̈̌̌̔̓̌͗͊̀̓̈̑͆̂̓̊̈́̄́̐̄̀̈̔́̇̌͘̕͘͜͠7̵̧̢̢̡̛̛̩̹͕̘͔͉̩̹͍̣͎̯̱̲͚̗̳̥̲̯̹̅̐̉̌͑͛̽̈́̀̌̑̈́̒̃͊͒͋̄͂̂̎͊͂̈́͂́̀̏̐͌̌́̏̾̃̂̇̿̈̄͆͆̆̉͒̈́͌̂̀̈́̕̕̕̕͠͝͝ͅ7̸̡̡̡̡̡̱͔̺̘͈͎͈̗͙̫͉̳̭̦̟̦͇̺̗̩̣̬̤̱̬̘̤̠̥̠̜̯̼̻̣̳̺̙̲̲̭̻̖͓͈͉̟̩̘̭̖̗̝̺̤͎͉̭͉̌́̑͜͠͝ͅͅ5̴̡̡̢̡̨̤̹̺͎̟̙̠͓̠̭̖̤̻̯̝̥͉̜͉̮͍̹̬̺̜̣̗̩̬̘̻̥̯̺͇̘̟̘̏̽͗̄̒̀̆̀́̓͑͗̊́̇̈́́̕͘͠ͅ4̵͓̘̺͉̼̬̱̻̗͕͎̤̠̓̂̍̿͌͊̄͗͌͆̾́͒͊̌̽̏̓̑̀̓̿̉͋̇̄̓̚̚͠͝8̸̡̧̡̡̢̣͇͙̻̜̤͍̳̝̲̬̖͇̯͖͇͇̣̖̫̭̰̜͆ͅͅͅ9̵̨̧̧̢̧̨̧̺̯̗̞̹̠̜̖̼̙̙̼͔̻̯̪͓͙͓͓̟̭̙͕͚̠̭̪̹̤̝͓͉̟̭̯͔͖̒̔̇͂̇̉̈́̈́̃̐̉̉̏̌́̑̑̉̈́̍̅̏̂̓̿̔̓͛͜͝͝ͅ4̵̡̧̢̫̬̳̳̠̟͖͓̬̜̥̭̝̩͙̝͔͙̣͚͚̫͇͑͂͒́͐͌͒͑̄̃̋̓͋̿̀̑͑̽̽̌̈́̒͂̍̐͌̑́̾̈́̓̔́̈͛̌͂͒͛̄̃̉̓̽̆̇̀̎͑͑̍͗͒͒́͘̕͘͜͜͝͝'666' or whatever!! And I was like 'f@#! you!!! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT! Ugh, I should, like, totally have you executed for that, b*%@#!!!' And then he tried to run away from me!! So I killed him!! Ugh! At least my cute little buggies totally, like, got some nice, fresh dinner!" 

This... only confuses you even more, until you suddenly realize that               this isn't the craziest thing you've come across in this wonderous wasteland. You nod politely and leave the strangely glowing figure alone.

14.01.2021 23:43:13
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
Miss Gendered
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42007
Reputation: 16668
Posts: 42
Secville
15.01.2021 01:30:25
Miss Gendered

Miss Gendered
Tragedy strikes the Republic of Bimboland. News breaks of a devastating incident involving a secret project being performed by the Bimboland government: genetically modified rats, bred with the intention to use as surveillance drones. Unfortunately, in reaction to the ungodly amount of chemicals injected into their bodies, the rats flew into a violent rage, escaping their lab. Before officials could contain the escaped rats, a single citizen was caught by the swarm. Sadly, the death was not quick nor was it painless—mauled to death by genetically wrecked rats, drowned in blood and infection.
When asked for comment, government officials sent out "thoughts and prayers" to the bimbo's family and loved ones.
Despite being declared legally dead by medical professionals, it was claimed that "gutteral screams" and "promises of revenge and bloodshed against the cruel sovereign that gave rise to this curse" could be heard from the containment unit in which thd bimbo's body was thrown.


15.01.2021 01:30:25
THEY / HE  ,   LIVE FREE OR DIE






kujojotaro
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16620
Reputation: 12544
Posts: 253
Atheista
15.01.2021 01:32:30
kujojotaro


(Sorry for the bad screenshot, I'm not good at taking them ^^;;)
A nuclear energy plant was built near an old, disheveled graveyard. Though there was some initial backlash on building something so dangerous next to a place with dead bodies- mostly because alive family wouldn't be able to visit the graves without gas masks and hazmat suits- it was eventually completed and forgotten about by all except the people it directly affected.
Things were fine for a while. But, changes began occurring. The ground felt strange to walk on, and a faint, green-ish glow could be seen coming from the cracks of a few graves at points. These concerns were brought to the nuclear plant's officials and ignored with empty promises of investigating it. It almost seemed like they wanted this to happen.
All of this- the anger of the graveyard's patrons and the ever-increasing radiation- culminated in one fateful night. Much like in a movie, the earth broke from below, and a newly-reanimated man came out from the soil. It was from the worst-kept grave, a death date in the 1950s on it, nearly covered in dirt, weeds, and the green ever-telling glow of radiation- which the body gave off, in fact.
Someone was at the graveyard when this occurred, and fainted upon seeing the body, still in the clothes it died in. The zombie stared at them for a bit. They took their gas mask, and left, never to return.

He doesn't talk a lot, mostly keeping to himself, but is quick to anger, superhuman strength being shown immediately at the slightest sign of conflict. Being talked to in a soft voice soothes him. He doesn't seem evil, necessarily- just deeply, deeply afraid.
Animals crowd around him naturally, and he loves plants, flowers especially. Both seem to be immune to his radioactive aura.



15.01.2021 01:32:30
18, autistic, mlm t4t, actual irl vampire, vamp/vampself ONLY
gerard way lives in my brain

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