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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
29.05.2020 06:14:49
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had a really nice date tonight.   
    With another older woman....   A classy affair.
  We all have our 'tea-parties' after a total social travesty.
Well dressed and a bit more formal for my tastes, but it was still fun.   I love wearing gown's, but the food was to vegetarian.
Cucumber Sandwiches?
 Are rich people, insane?
     I have a stew cooking at home.    Something 'Native 1st lander'.
        My day, if you could see it would amaze you.
        Just smelling the scent of the Wild-flower's, is a symphony of pleasure.

              The weather of the past winter, did something very special to the WILDERNESS.
As an Environmentalist,   I am LOVING my garden, having already some hummingbirds and bumblebee's, as visitors. .
   A mundane life ?
   I think not..................   I feel so blessed, when I can run around with flowers, naked in the sun.
   Why would I want to eat a cucumber on bread?
    English Tea Cucumber Sandwiches  Allrecipes BORING^
What should I do with my mask?
      [Slip it into the same napkin, as the cucumber sandwich?]
Was i thinking 'out loud' again' ?
   I really try to avoid that......
  

29.05.2020 06:14:49
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
29.05.2020 13:59:30
Classy Joe

That sounds nice. I love bees as an animal and they are very useful too. Like bees are an essential animal. I like ants too but I hate ants around the hills hoist (look it up if you don't know what it is) when I am hanging out washing in the summer. 

It was both a bad thing and a good thing, my mother has a disability where she can't do housework anymore so my brother and myself had to learn to do things for ourselves like washing up and stuff.If I ever become a father I will make my kids do all their own cleaning and washing when they are old enough to do it. Of course I would pay them for doing it because I have heard stories where parents do everything for their kids and when the kids are older they don't know how to do anything or are too lazy to do anything.I mean I don't know how to do everything like I don't know how to change a tire, I know what to do but not how to do it. But then again I don't drive so do I really need to know. 

If I did a course a carpentry course would be fun I guess. Just learn enough to be able to fix things around the house when they break would be nice. At school I did electronics and made one of those games where you got the metal circle you gotta try and get it to the other side of the metal or whatever and it beeps if you touch it. Buzz Wire game it's called I believe, however I destroyed it which I regret. I liked it too.

That's all I gotta say for now.



29.05.2020 13:59:30
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 258695
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
30.05.2020 00:09:55
HeavenLeighBimbo

I just had a perfect spring day.
      My standards of what perfect is;
 is very high too.

   I watched children play in a swimming pool, surrounded by the flower's, I planted.   It is just now beginning to get very gorgeous in Yellowstone, and the surrounding farm's.
     I admit I like watching the newest 'mermaid' in the neighborhood.    
              I was just like her at age 8, and she is fun to watch.

30.05.2020 00:09:55
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
30.05.2020 00:36:33
Classy Joe

That's lovely to hear. Enjoy the good weather, where I am it's going to get worse. Winter it doesn't snow here but it does rain and get cold.

30.05.2020 00:36:33
                                                          
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 67527
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
30.05.2020 00:50:06
jamie fae

This is for my friend, Classy Joe. 

30.05.2020 00:50:06
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695448
Reputation: 258695
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
30.05.2020 00:55:19
HeavenLeighBimbo

What I hate most: is when a 8 year old girl kick's my ass in , silly 'pretend' beauty contests.
   I was totally devastated, by the judges who where her brothers.......
   It was a rigged election by her brother's !!!
                          I SWEAR IT !!!
   CLAIR IS MUCH MORE FLEXIBLE , than I.
        Give her 10 more year's and a decent education,  and she would be STUNNING!
   If Clair's, mother wasn't a meth-addict.
   My struggle ^
The future depend's, on Girls like Clair.
     I care for the family so much, and she has the 'talent' to change her life.

                                Clair's very own mother,  is the very definition of CHILD- ABUSE.
   I would adopt that child and her older sister, tomorrow if I could.    
Even money cannot fix the world for everyone.
It is, a very harsh reality for me to accept.

30.05.2020 00:55:19
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
30.05.2020 01:06:52
Classy Joe

I just fear what the world will be like in 50 years. Will PC have got worse? Will another pandemic happen? Will activists get worse? I mean the old days were not perfect either but I prefer to live in the 50s or earlier if I had a choice. I wouldn't have internet or television or anything but I could try and live without it. I mean if it didn't exist how would I know about it and be upset?




30.05.2020 01:06:52
                                                          
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
30.05.2020 01:07:21
Classy Joe

jamie fae wrote:
This is for my friend, Classy Joe. 

Thanks hun.


30.05.2020 01:07:21
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695448
Reputation: 258695
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
30.05.2020 01:18:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

Joe,   I have a feeling you would enjoy being trapped in a bomb-shelter with me, for at least 4 year's......
    Can you even imagine what it would be like, to have a 'bitch' who is trained to be 'DEADLY'?
   What would you do with a woman who like's to dance-naked, when bored?
    Would you object to nudity, in a confined space?
    Would you object, if my breast's touched your face?   
                    Stuck inside the Safe Room, with a sexy whore?
   A question and a question, and a WAR-GAME, with a total slut.

30.05.2020 01:18:27
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
30.05.2020 01:26:10
Classy Joe

You are saying something that will never happen. Of course I would want to see you naked. Most straight guys would love to see a sexy woman naked.

30.05.2020 01:26:10
                                                          

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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How often do elections take place?
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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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What is the currency of Ximbo land?
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