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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695448
Reputation: 258695
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
26.05.2020 01:50:47
HeavenLeighBimbo

Classy Joe wrote:
I have so many weird and wacky fantasies I rather not say them out of people judging me and I probably would get banned too. Also don't ask me to say them in private because I rather not say them either. [/endquote]
HeavenLeigh/[writes:]
       You have spent so much time under the sheet's with the Queen of Bimbolands
                      < you cant still be a virgin?>
   What 'oh dear mercy should I do with one of them?
Nostalgia huh - Album on Imgur
Joe VS the Volcano.
   Watch the Movie.......   Really DO !!!!!!
CV=RSVP+ RIP : Wanted another fisherman......   !
   The last one was Tasty.



26.05.2020 01:50:47
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695448
Reputation: 258695
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
26.05.2020 02:09:42
HeavenLeighBimbo

msksmuffin wrote:
Hi there. Curious chat. Maybe I need to look further back. [/endquote]
Heavenleigh [/writes:]
        Chatting begins on the page your at.....
"The history is a sexy tail,'of where 'Dit' it at."
    I think a gangster once told me that.....
during an interview to be his dancer......
         How badly do you want to play a Role?
in another person's imagination->
Every actress should ask herself !!!!!!!!
_____   I picked an awesome promoter -> and was a blessed angel.......
              Bimboland's get's what is left................
   A care-free-spirit............ An easy person to Chat To.    Just sayin',
[If you got something to say. to a very intimidating and downright dangerous bimbo even CLASSY JOE, fear's me
        as my EX-husband...]   Welcome to the Founder's Inn.
    Your Bar Maid, is Me
               and I'm paid to listen.
.


26.05.2020 02:09:42
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
26.05.2020 02:29:48
Classy Joe

I need to do lots of things but I am not feeling 100% at the moment so I might just relax in bed. But in about 10 mins I need to put out a load of washing. Damn it chores I wish chores knew not to be a thing when you don't feel 100%... Then again it's my fault I ate too much Hungry Jacks or as the Americans call it Burger King.

26.05.2020 02:29:48
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695448
Reputation: 258695
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
26.05.2020 02:37:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

How funny,,,,   Not planned   but Burger King has been my morning meal, because they serve dinner at 6 AM......
 2 chicken sandwiches and 2 small chip's .  No beverage.
    When I finish work, I eat that much !!!!!
   
   Do I look horrible as a 'Pool-Ball?' Girls Pool GIF - Find  Share on GIPHYShoot on me.

26.05.2020 02:37:18
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
26.05.2020 02:49:15
Classy Joe

I bet you look sexy. I don't need to see what you look like to know that.

26.05.2020 02:49:15
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695448
Reputation: 258695
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
26.05.2020 03:07:31
HeavenLeighBimbo

Joe's obsession with my HUGE feet, must be cured.....
   A ,g*o F*und me page, to get laid.......
   Ex- husbands, need remedial help to get laid obviously.........
[    just joking     }   or am I ?
   [   just a joke-   no real get[Joe laid], page exists.  ]
   He wishes,  but he divorced me without asking first............
      A bitter cup-><cake?
   Yummy,     slutty Wife?     Gurrrrrrrr
   I will devour him like a cougar.

26.05.2020 03:07:31
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
26.05.2020 03:24:36
Classy Joe

Just let me live my life the way I want to. If I was to find a girlfriend and get married I am sure it will eventually happen. If not it doesn't really bother me. I am happy being single at the moment. 

26.05.2020 03:24:36
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695448
Reputation: 258695
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
26.05.2020 03:29:31
HeavenLeighBimbo

You do realize that sound's like a challenge ^ To a whore................

             What could I do to your mental well-being, with one gymnast and an ice-skater.
        As a \chaser/ ?
DJ- Pressure's, next Video?
   I put the fear of Jesus into him too !!!!
   If I want to dance on steel blades..... only use Jasmine flowers  on the ice.
       When I fall,   I do so in glory...... My very dance outfit, covered in tea.
     Why people pay so much, to see me fall.   Then want to smell me afterwards, is very 'kinky'.
    I'm still not to sure about that fetish.   But it pay's well.

26.05.2020 03:29:31
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
26.05.2020 03:47:01
Classy Joe

I mean I like heels but I don't like feet. I don't mind muscles too I do like muscles. There are other things I like too but that's all I am saying for now.

26.05.2020 03:47:01
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695448
Reputation: 258695
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
26.05.2020 04:02:04
HeavenLeighBimbo

Joe is Banned till he watches the Movie, Joe and the Volcano.    NO,   Your mistress demands it !!!
   If you cant afford it,  then......
                               You wear Heel's and care for the 'rug-rat's', for the Next WEEK !

26.05.2020 04:02:04
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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Bimbo City

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