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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
26.05.2020 04:04:01
Classy Joe

I will watch it another time for sure I just don't know when.

26.05.2020 04:04:01
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695433
Reputation: 258685
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
26.05.2020 21:48:53
HeavenLeighBimbo

httpsthechivecom20191013gifs-that-kept-gif-ing-all-damn-week A virgin sacrifice, is needed.
   Or just give me back my diamond Ring.   'Cheep-skate'.

26.05.2020 21:48:53
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
26.05.2020 21:56:24
Classy Joe

Hey if a woman wants to be with me that would be great but at the moment with all the stuff going on in the world It's hard to do that. Damn social distancing laws.

26.05.2020 21:56:24
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695433
Reputation: 258685
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
27.05.2020 00:51:57
HeavenLeighBimbo

My ex-wife's son [13], showed up on my door-step today.
    I still love the woman [Jackie] despite her choice in poor-men.
 Anyhow,  her son walks to my home from her's today,  to tell me he STABBED another boy, at his mother's house.
    Can you say OH MY F*'EN, WTF?
   So my evening, has been a disaster....   and Jackie and I cross Paths, once again..... 
                Her son misses me so badly.   Now he has turned 13,  He is a walking Hormonal disaster, seeing me as a Goddess.
    The poor boy is running from the police currently, and ran to........   me.
   The safety officer.
     I arranged for a safe pick up, by animal control officer's.   I didn't like the story I was told,   and
 Jackie and I will have some word's of a serious nature.
              
 I have to leave the story there for now.   What happens tomorrow, depends on Jackie the mother.

27.05.2020 00:51:57
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
27.05.2020 00:58:39
Classy Joe

Damn hopefully all turns out well.

27.05.2020 00:58:39
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695433
Reputation: 258685
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
27.05.2020 01:35:26
HeavenLeighBimbo

My dilemma is:  The boy who was stabbed:  doesn't seem to have a home .
1:  He survived ! With very minor injuries.
2:     ->      An, Abandoned Child !!!!   with Jackie? 
 
This story is getting more Ugly, by the minute.
   Nobody in the home, seems to know where the child came from........

   Not even the boy, who stabbed him.
He surrendered to me after all.   He admitted to stabbing the child,  but nobody seems to know, who the child is? 
 If he knew who the boy was, after stabbing him, and confessing the crime;
   Why not say the victim's, true name?
  A very bizarre situation,  that has me a bit curious. [personally]
   There is currently no missing children in my local area, which is HUGE, by European standards.
  Jackie is the KEY.............    She is in very deep, and I don't like it, ether.

27.05.2020 01:35:26
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
27.05.2020 02:24:02
Classy Joe

Damn I don't know what to say.

27.05.2020 02:24:02
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695433
Reputation: 258685
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
27.05.2020 02:57:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm not sure what to say, about what happened, while I was eating my dinner........
   A story so insane, yet so sexy to.........
      My neighbors grand daughter 'pitched a sissy- fit'.[ this evening when she saw my silly swimming pool.]
   So grand-ma, asks for permission and I give it for her daughter and grand-daughter, to play in the pool.
   Next thing I know,  mother and daughter are naked in my pool, because the 'baby girl' refused to swim without her bikini.....
   Pitching a total fit with her mother for not taking off her panties  , till she could be naked, instead.

   It was totally cute in a way.......     I was just like her, when I was 3 year's old too.
   It was a pleasant distraction for me anyways. 
 I still have the most sexy body on my property....   Just sayin 
      F
or a few more year's.!!!!!!

27.05.2020 02:57:29
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
27.05.2020 03:05:44
Classy Joe

All I am going to say is I don't think I could handle half the stuff you have to deal with MicahLynne. I just want to live a nice peaceful life without any drama. 

27.05.2020 03:05:44
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695433
Reputation: 258685
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
28.05.2020 23:33:11
HeavenLeighBimbo

Today has been Absurd. 
What happens when a town loses the internet.    My God,! Even I'm on edge!  Just a car crash,  but still...... 
I am not healthy enough for tourists. 
     Piff.    My bike likes empty roads.
I really would like to keep the stupid people in lockdown.  Just saying...thankfully  the Democrats in the disaster zone, are keeping the deaths , localized .   Nobody in America wants to die too.      
Failed government?     
      A debate I would have any day of the week with a protester.     Weakness in soul and understanding makes for perfect pandemic. 
      Only when faced with mortality, do politicians wake up enought , to lead the dead.
          I hate writing, using a stupid -phone From the perspective of an American,  the virus is only infecting,  people in abject poverty.       But if the media reported as such, it would be insensitive.The fact is.... zero cases in rural America  Where Patriots  live. I really don't care one way or the other. It is nice living in a glass house with a broken ceiling. 
 One thing is certain, 
YOU LOST YOUR FREEDOM FROM THIS POINT ONWARD.
If you live in a city that has rats.
     You will never get it back.

28.05.2020 23:33:11
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

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There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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