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11.02.2020
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
16.02.2020 02:21:51
honorscollege

Juggalo Rights wrote:
i'm honestly surprised bimboland isnt a passion project of his considering how committed he is to the roleplaying? like. why
there's no passion for bimboland. there's only passion in between miss bimbo and the president's masseuse 

16.02.2020 02:21:51
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9222
Reputation: 6240
Posts: 22
Atheista

holy shit

16.02.2020 04:45:18

Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20301
Reputation: 13659
Posts: 276
Atheista
16.02.2020 06:35:22
Juggalo Rights

maybe he really just has a bimbo fetish but like. only a little one. just a little bit

16.02.2020 06:35:22
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LunarAurora
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 29366
Reputation: 16798
Posts: 59
Atheista
16.02.2020 08:50:15
LunarAurora

Dude I have no idea what's going on anymore 

16.02.2020 08:50:15

craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7667600
Reputation: 322214
Posts: 1650
Agnostica
16.02.2020 09:53:16
craigslist-stripper

mmm here's a few more silly things i found. less about chris and more about just.. the site


i got my silver archaeologist achievement today :)) was looking at it and noticed it looked a little different than older badges, it lacks the same heavy line art. so i googled and found this in a few seconds. just think it's kind of funny



team bimbo probably have permission to use that stock image. probably.. maybe not the image for the bimboland constitution artifact, though ;)


you can see the official, live png image here, in all its watermarked glory so long as team bimbo don't update it.. that link is the asset, where the constitution image is pulled from every time it is shown on bimboland. the image for the constitution is also way bigger than the other artifacts for some reason??

and you can see all the artifact images here. linking because there's some interesting stuff in this little index, scrapped artifact ideas or artifacts to come in the future? things like "mysterious chest" and "silver safety pin" and "time portal" 
also the constitution artifact - which gives you 2x superficiality in the library - the asset is called "book of shallow" which is actually a brilliant pun and i would like to high five whoever did that. not cringe at all, it made me giggle a lot 

16.02.2020 09:53:16

ted_cruz_real
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8081
Reputation: 5684
Posts: 27
Atheista
16.02.2020 11:11:22
ted_cruz_real

he takes himself really seriously for somebody who runs his website in just the absolute most embarrassing way possible lol

16.02.2020 11:11:22

ted_cruz_real
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8081
Reputation: 5684
Posts: 27
Atheista
16.02.2020 11:11:57
ted_cruz_real

the more i poke around on this site the more embarrassed i am by the dude in charge

16.02.2020 11:11:57

lesbimbo420
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11509
Reputation: 7520
Posts: 19
Atheista
16.02.2020 13:20:43
lesbimbo420

this is. hands down. the funniest exposé i have ever seen. this is so cringe and i witnessed a dude pretending to be gerard way and somehow leaking his solo stuff and THEN being exposed as a reddit hacker. and somehow this is funnier. this dude does not like women huh

16.02.2020 13:20:43

prolapse
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22603
Reputation: 12530
Posts: 69
Freethinkerland
16.02.2020 17:54:12
prolapse

chris vs yandaredev lets go

16.02.2020 17:54:12

Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248798
Posts: 5272
Secville
16.02.2020 18:25:58
Ulvhild

This thread is very destructive and it has gone as far as it can go, I'm shutting it down now. Please don't make new ones like it, there are other threads you can comment in if you feel the need to, but please try to keep it constructive.



Even if the owner works against us, we as the Bimboland community can still choose to be kind. <3

16.02.2020 18:25:58
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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