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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268761
Reputation: 39683
Posts: 1162
Atheista
10.03.2020 05:14:51
torrenoia

i didnt know old people were a race wow, learn something new every day i guess

10.03.2020 05:14:51
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
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Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
10.03.2020 21:06:37
Vita Brevis

I'm pleased that two of our concerns have been resolved today. I'd love to see the remaining issues addressed as well.

1) (RESOLVED on March 10, 2020) Undo the unfair Prime Bimbo election incentives that encourage voting for one's own state candidate to get perks.

2) Fix the bug that puts Prime Bimbo automatically into the PB election even when they opt out and choose not to run. This has happened two elections in a row, to former PB, Starbuck, and former PB, Sandi Lut. It was mathematically possible for Xtina_723 to have won the most recent election had Sandi not been forced into the election against his will. Yet there was no acknowledgement from Team Bimbo that this occurred, and no re-vote was offered.  

3) Someone from management should be monitoring the site during elections since bugs occur often. The most recent election was held on the weekend and since Team Bimbo does not work on the weekends nobody from management could be contacted when it was discovered that Sandi was wrongly put in the election.  

4) To deactivate your account you have to select "commit bimbo suicide." This is atrocious. Many people have lost loved ones to suicide and many struggle with suicidal thoughts. This inappropriate name for deactivating one's account not only triggers painful emotions but it's also confusing to people who are trying to figure out how to deactivate their account. Please, change the name.

5) Put a warning label on Mr. Chops boob jobs or remove this feature from the site until it functions properly. Players who want a boob job don't understand that they will lose access to the clothes in their closet and that they can't buy new clothes to fit the big boobs due to a glitch in the shop. They pay 500 diamonds to have the procedure then have to spend 500 diamonds again to undo the procedure. What a scam. Also, why is this procedure in the vanity section when you don't get vanity?  

6) Fix the DQFC voting system. Players should not have to pay $B500 to have a 50%-75% shot at NOT having their outfit viewed by voters.

7) (RESOLVED on March 10, 2020) Change the name of the DQFC. It is offensive, cultural appropriation and entirely misleading and confusing. The contest has nothing to do with drag.

8) Fix the ongoing site lag that causes us to wait 1-3 minutes for pages to load, and sometimes it's so slow we get kicked off the site. When prize chests are opened during this lag, sometimes they are empty.

9) When the site will be down for maintenance let players know in advance so we can plan accordingly. So many people have had the clock run out on their artifacts because the site was down without warning. When the site crashes for reasons unexpected to Team Bimbo, provide an explanation to players after the fact as to why the site was down, and tell us what will be done to prevent this in the future. This happens way too often. The site crashed 4 times in February. On two of those occasions the site was down for over 10 hours. Team Bimbo has not acknowledged my request to have my lost artifacts replaced.



10.03.2020 21:06:37

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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