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Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 310706
Reputation: 94893
Posts: 1313
16.02.2020 02:21:51

Juggalo Rights wrote:
i'm honestly surprised bimboland isnt a passion project of his considering how committed he is to the roleplaying? like. why
there's no passion for bimboland. there's only passion in between miss bimbo and the president's masseuse 

16.02.2020 02:21:51
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8947
Reputation: 5938
Posts: 22

holy shit

16.02.2020 04:45:18

Juggalo Rights
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14839
Reputation: 10151
Posts: 206
16.02.2020 06:35:22
Juggalo Rights

maybe he really just has a bimbo fetish but like. only a little one. just a little bit

16.02.2020 06:35:22
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Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27142
Reputation: 15480
Posts: 55
16.02.2020 08:50:15

Dude I have no idea what's going on anymore 

16.02.2020 08:50:15

Level 63
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 191547
Reputation: 92362
Posts: 1169
16.02.2020 09:53:16

mmm here's a few more silly things i found. less about chris and more about just.. the site

i got my silver archaeologist achievement today :)) was looking at it and noticed it looked a little different than older badges, it lacks the same heavy line art. so i googled and found this in a few seconds. just think it's kind of funny

team bimbo probably have permission to use that stock image. probably.. maybe not the image for the bimboland constitution artifact, though ;)

you can see the official, live png image here, in all its watermarked glory so long as team bimbo don't update it.. that link is the asset, where the constitution image is pulled from every time it is shown on bimboland. the image for the constitution is also way bigger than the other artifacts for some reason??

and you can see all the artifact images here. linking because there's some interesting stuff in this little index, scrapped artifact ideas or artifacts to come in the future? things like "mysterious chest" and "silver safety pin" and "time portal" 
also the constitution artifact - which gives you 2x superficiality in the library - the asset is called "book of shallow" which is actually a brilliant pun and i would like to high five whoever did that. not cringe at all, it made me giggle a lot 

16.02.2020 09:53:16

*****as rat missionary it is my purpose to ensure that you know of our lord and savior "sweet jesus" and are able to view his image at least once before final judgement

Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5296
Reputation: 3705
Posts: 17
16.02.2020 11:11:22

he takes himself really seriously for somebody who runs his website in just the absolute most embarrassing way possible lol

16.02.2020 11:11:22

Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5296
Reputation: 3705
Posts: 17
16.02.2020 11:11:57

the more i poke around on this site the more embarrassed i am by the dude in charge

16.02.2020 11:11:57

Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10765
Reputation: 6749
Posts: 19
16.02.2020 13:20:43

this is. hands down. the funniest exposé i have ever seen. this is so cringe and i witnessed a dude pretending to be gerard way and somehow leaking his solo stuff and THEN being exposed as a reddit hacker. and somehow this is funnier. this dude does not like women huh

16.02.2020 13:20:43

Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22183
Reputation: 12042
Posts: 69
16.02.2020 17:54:12

chris vs yandaredev lets go

16.02.2020 17:54:12

Ulvhild (R.I.P.)
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248533
Posts: 5272
16.02.2020 18:25:58
Ulvhild (R.I.P.)

This thread is very destructive and it has gone as far as it can go, I'm shutting it down now. Please don't make new ones like it, there are other threads you can comment in if you feel the need to, but please try to keep it constructive.

Even if the owner works against us, we as the Bimboland community can still choose to be kind. <3

16.02.2020 18:25:58
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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Bimbo land ?
The Internet republic of Bimbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Bimbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent bimbos.

What is the national flag of Bimbo land?
Bimbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Bimbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Bimbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Bimbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Bimbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Bimbo land

What is a bimbo citizen?
A ‘bimbo’ or ‘bimbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Bimbolands community.

How can I become a bimbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.

What is a bimbo senator?
A bimbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Bimbo.

Who is the Prime Bimbo?
The Prime Bimbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Bimbo land.

Where does the Prime Bimbo live?
The Prime Bimbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do that?
Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Bimbo.

Can I become Prime Bimbo more than once?
Yes ­ a bimbo can hold the position of Prime Bimbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Bimbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Bimbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Bimbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Bimbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the bimbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by bimbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the bimbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Bimbo land?

How old must I be in order to become a bimbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 16 are welcome to become a bimbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Bimbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Bimbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Bimbo land?
The Bimbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Bimbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Bimbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here


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