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Constitutional crisis

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128
Created
07.02.2020
Author
Miss Bimbo
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775413
Reputation: 154520
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
08.02.2020 04:04:25
Cum_Dumpster

WE WON'T GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT

08.02.2020 04:04:25
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7667210
Reputation: 321946
Posts: 1643
Agnostica
08.02.2020 04:56:19
craigslist-stripper

good luck with whatever the fuck this advertising campaign was going to be, because the paying players you've already got are dropping like flies. i have also cancelled my senator subscription, are you interested in growing your business or not? 

and good luck with your dictatorship, sure to be successful when your citizens have the ability to stop supporting you financially. me? i look forward to subscribing to the cookie depot plan in animal crossing, i've been wanting it for a while but couldn't justify another monthly service. luckily i've just found $9.99 extra lying around in my paypal :))

08.02.2020 04:56:19

Melodycadeance
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20597
Reputation: 6321
Posts: 6
Freethinkerland
08.02.2020 05:41:02
Melodycadeance

I wanna say something you probably won't like, our dear bimbo palace resident. You're not gonna listen anyway.
Though i'm quite new to the site, i only see this as a downfall and loss of motivation to be there. And you wanted to actually _promote_ this place not so long ago? How, by making an illusion of not-really-working democracy with powerless PB and State Ministers, making all the decisions alone, never listening to anyone, doing the least beneficial things for the site that actually cause damage?
That reminds me of something, forgive me for bringing politics into the thread of... well, another politics. I'm russian, and our government is in a craze changing our Constitution because they want to "modernise" it and they say "it proved to not work as it supposed to". They actually never put any effort in making the old Constitution work, for example, the oligarchy had all the power, you couldn't defend the truth in any instance, and all the decisions were actually made by a government that stayed here for 20 years, but still everything is not good so we need drastic changes. Old Consitution would be actually cool and democratic if it worked, but instead we desperately need to fix it, as they say, by adding stuff that won't remotely improve anything for the country. People don't like it, but noone listens.
Which is why i wanted to ask, are you russian too? I know, it's one thing to have a huge problem as a country, and another to do the same as a site, but there are just too many similarities.
Needless to say, i want to leave my country... as i don't really have any motivation to stay on this site.

08.02.2020 05:41:02
fiska0
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 99048
Reputation: 31562
Posts: 319
Agnostica
08.02.2020 06:05:35
fiska0

So basically my fellow players, we can expect the same thing as before. The site is going down. I guess, it all comes circle, right? ;) Somebody must have forgotten to take their pills cuz no one sane would do that. 
Honestly, I don't give a f*ck. I didn't and won't spend any cent on this site but you, paying  players? I feel really sorry for you, THAT is a huge slap in the face.

08.02.2020 06:05:35
Smop
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7836
Reputation: 6109
Posts: 83
Atheista
08.02.2020 06:49:58
Smop

It's not too late to sell this site to a company that isn't stupid or else I guess we're all gunna be making IMVU accounts lmaoooo

08.02.2020 06:49:58
"There would be no end to it, Juliette, were I to give vent to all the horror waked in me by the execrable doctrine based upon a God's existence..."
reivalentine
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 271582
Reputation: 123331
Posts: 733
Agnostica
08.02.2020 07:55:06
reivalentine

Smop wrote: 

It's not too late to sell this site to a company that isn't stupid or else I guess we're all gunna be making IMVU accounts lmaoooo

Ah, I see you are a woman of IMVU as well.


Do realize I spent over 200 USD a month in IMVU. Bimboland has to understand. If Bimboland makes it fun for us, we will pay. Lots.

I don't mind spending hundreds of bucks a month when the game, community and developers are good.

Please do not be like Electronic Arts.

08.02.2020 07:55:06
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I Am Flirt
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 56577
Reputation: 20663
Posts: 89
Atheista
08.02.2020 08:06:42
I Am Flirt

I have completely forgotten about IMVU. Got an account there to

08.02.2020 08:06:42
I am not flirt.... I AM MAAAAAAAD

Smop
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7836
Reputation: 6109
Posts: 83
Atheista
08.02.2020 08:20:37
Smop

reivalentine wrote:

OH LAWD SHE'S COMIN 

yeah people will absolutely spend money on games they enjoy if they feel like the company at least has some respect for them. 

08.02.2020 08:20:37
"There would be no end to it, Juliette, were I to give vent to all the horror waked in me by the execrable doctrine based upon a God's existence..."
Angelina Diamond2
Level 186
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5071024
Reputation: 175890
Posts: 2246
Antitheocra
08.02.2020 08:29:34
Angelina Diamond2

I Am Flirt wrote:
Seriously. Wtf? This is not okay. I am furious. Way more than l should be about a browser game. I am sick and tired of all these bad decisions and lack of communication. 
If the creators behind this game doesn't care and won't spend the time to make the game function to a bare minimum. THEN WHY SHOULD I SPENT MY TIME ON A PAGE THAT NOT EVEN IS OWNER THINK IS INTERESTING? 
Its not like there isn't any other similar browser games out there, with creators who cares 
I totally agree with this. As an old player, I see the disaster coming as it came for Miss Bimbo. Some mistakes again and again. You never pay attention to us, the players. Even when a Prime or a State  Minister is elected you almost appear nowhere. Lack of communication and help from your team is what discourages players to participate. Personally, I don't give a s@@@@  for your political tactic. Damn,it's a dressing game for God's sake!


08.02.2020 08:29:34

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B-A
B-A
Level 119
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1317102
Reputation: 138722
Posts: 1721
Atheista
08.02.2020 08:44:31
B-A


Don't forget it !

Angelina Diamond2 wrote:
 Damn,it's a dressing game for God's sake!



08.02.2020 08:44:31
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