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Constitutional crisis

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128
Created
07.02.2020
Author
Miss Bimbo
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775393
Reputation: 154496
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
08.02.2020 09:03:18
Cum_Dumpster

B-A wrote:

Don't forget it !

Angelina Diamond2 wrote:
 Damn,it's a dressing game for God's sake!


Actually, that is a great point, and I feel that Chris HAS forgotten what made his site successful in the first place. The dress-up aspects and customization options, being able to dress up a boyfriend, a baby, and a pet, being able to decorate a house.
NOBODY asked for a politically oriented shitshow, we get enough of that out in the real world.

08.02.2020 09:03:18
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7666605
Reputation: 321431
Posts: 1626
Agnostica
08.02.2020 09:07:03
craigslist-stripper

reivalentine wrote:
Do realize I spent over 200 USD a month in IMVU. Bimboland has to understand. If Bimboland makes it fun for us, we will pay. Lots.

I don't mind spending hundreds of bucks a month when the game, community and developers are good.
i am ashamed to admit the sum i have given to nintendo and whoever makes this abomination:

i've handed ^^ that mustached freak $60 in one weekend before. but the guy who runs this site complains that it isn't profitable here. just step back and let the shop workers build your dress up game my guy. introduce more achievements, i pay $$$ to get that little gold jpeg. let the prime bimbo give you feedback on what the players want. line your pockets. i dropped money to buy diamonds to open chests in search of artifacts. why can't you keep that up?

08.02.2020 09:07:03

reivalentine
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268928
Reputation: 121970
Posts: 727
Agnostica
08.02.2020 09:10:52
reivalentine

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
....I feel that Chris HAS forgotten what made his site successful in the first place.
....The dress-up aspects and customization options, being able to dress up a boyfriend, a baby, and a pet, being able to decorate a house.



08.02.2020 09:10:52
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Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775393
Reputation: 154496
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
08.02.2020 09:22:11
Cum_Dumpster

craigslist-stripper wrote:
reivalentine wrote:
Do realize I spent over 200 USD a month in IMVU. Bimboland has to understand. If Bimboland makes it fun for us, we will pay. Lots.

I don't mind spending hundreds of bucks a month when the game, community and developers are good.
i am ashamed to admit the sum i have given to nintendo and whoever makes this abomination:

i've handed ^^ that mustached freak $60 in one weekend before. but the guy who runs this site complains that it isn't profitable here. just step back and let the shop workers build your dress up game my guy. introduce more achievements, i pay $$$ to get that little gold jpeg. let the prime bimbo give you feedback on what the players want. line your pockets. i dropped money to buy diamonds to open chests in search of artifacts. why can't you keep that up?

I sacrifice my money on the alter of Rosie the cat, and she gives me diamonds so that I can buy fancy outfits


08.02.2020 09:22:11
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Misao
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 38580
Reputation: 5033
Posts: 20
Freethinkerland
08.02.2020 10:26:44
Misao

Where's our democracy are we empire now?

08.02.2020 10:26:44
Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674301
Reputation: 186748
Posts: 3551
Secville
08.02.2020 11:08:58
Namastis

Subscription has been canceled. Try to make your dictatorship without our money, Chris. Good luck. 

08.02.2020 11:08:58
Bimboland on Facebook and Instagram :)
railophone
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 204309
Reputation: 71395
Posts: 1076
Freethinkerland
08.02.2020 12:06:37
railophone

Sorry, late to the abuse of power party.

Lost a subscription here as well. The success of this site rode off the back of unpaid volunteers whose ideas and suggestions have been ignored time and time again. Player suggestions have been overlooked for the bottom line - profits - and it was a terrible choice because, if anything, your actions are going to cost you profit you were so desperately trying to obtain. 

What did you expect us to do? Sit here and just take it? You truly do not think about the implications of your actions and it shows. 



08.02.2020 12:06:37
You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. -S3E10 Bojack Horseman
Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18821
Posts: 253
Atheista
08.02.2020 13:16:36
Bimkko

This totally sounds like a reasonable solution lmao,,, "oh no not enough people are voting,,, what should we do,,, encourage them to do so with small rewards?? a voter badge maybe??? a little money???? lmao nah let's become a dictatorship"

i know bimbos are stereotypically not supposed to be smart but if you take the roleplay up to your site management, then i'm just worried bout the future of the site. I'm def not a long time user, but the politics aspect of the game was a BIG thing that hooked me in, n now you've gone n ruined it. 

Guess we just gotta all move to one state now n just mindlessly collect bonuses, til the website just progressively becomes unbearably boring as you take away every single little unique part of it in attempts to "modernise" it

I was feeling myself getting more involved in the site n starting to push myself to smally interact there n there, even thinking maybe in the future i could get a senator sub but this really aint it

08.02.2020 13:16:36
Bambi Foxx
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 151705
Reputation: 52580
Posts: 1341
Freethinkerland
08.02.2020 13:19:32
Bambi Foxx

no other words needed than "what the actual fuck...."

08.02.2020 13:19:32
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railophone
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 204309
Reputation: 71395
Posts: 1076
Freethinkerland
08.02.2020 13:47:09
railophone

Imagine being a business owner who thinks they can profit from alienating the consumer base. 



08.02.2020 13:47:09
You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. -S3E10 Bojack Horseman

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