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Created
07.02.2020
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Miss Bimbo
Favourite Worst Nightmare
Level 287
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28941063
Reputation: 983000
Posts: 588
Secville
08.02.2020 21:46:41
Favourite Worst Nightmare

railophone wrote:
How does Miss Bimbo die and then suddenly come out of hiding? Where was she hiding? The depths of hell?

I demand answers.
I guess she faked her death to avoid trial for destroying the previous website.

08.02.2020 21:46:41
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Destiney
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 108811
Reputation: 41996
Posts: 386
Atheista
08.02.2020 22:10:10
Destiney

Favourite Worst Nightmare wrote:
railophone wrote:
How does Miss Bimbo die and then suddenly come out of hiding? Where was she hiding? The depths of hell?

I demand answers.
I guess she faked her death to avoid trial for destroying the previous website.
oh I love this, it the most plot-holed story I have ever heard. 

08.02.2020 22:10:10




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honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885818
Reputation: 139922
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
09.02.2020 04:55:50
honorscollege

I like how the lore of the site has Miss Bimbo fleeing "political correctness" and now in their FAQ, shopworkers have stated explicitly that they refused to upload offensive items to the shops. Sorry but even with the terrible updates, users are the ones establishing the culture and setting the tone of the site and we reject the values the site was founded on!

09.02.2020 04:55:50
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268761
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
09.02.2020 05:14:25
torrenoia

honorscollege wrote:
I like how the lore of the site has Miss Bimbo fleeing "political correctness" and now in their FAQ, shopworkers have stated explicitly that they refused to upload offensive items to the shops. Sorry but even with the terrible updates, users are the ones establishing the culture and setting the tone of the site and we reject the values the site was founded on!
see at least when the devs are being huge jerks and showing no respect for their userbase, there are still many users on this site who do their absolute best to keep things safe and enjoyable for everyone and that is something i appreciate and admire <3

09.02.2020 05:14:25
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Moldy
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20798
Reputation: 13516
Posts: 50
Atheista
09.02.2020 05:28:28
Moldy

not fucking ok.

09.02.2020 05:28:28
molly (she/they)
JuviaLockser
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 47748
Reputation: 26678
Posts: 533
Freethinkerland
09.02.2020 08:36:45
JuviaLockser

I've played this site since December. I mean to me this wasn't that big, but sad and seemed unfair. Had I known of the perks - I'd vote for my state. Had I known I'd be left out - I wouldn't have voted. It's not a good business tactic. Look at Love Nikki. They have issues, but the amount that players spend is equal to investments, new additions, changes, market research, better design solutions, storyline etc. Sell the site to someone who could make it as big as it deserves to be. Here I see only opportunities, instead of "oh, I didn't get money and turnover, well whooptidoo, I'll make an uninformed unthought through decision, that makes players angry".

09.02.2020 08:36:45
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7666547
Reputation: 321404
Posts: 1624
Agnostica
09.02.2020 09:18:34
craigslist-stripper

kimsim wrote:

Also, we want to inform you that a brand new Achievement will be added in the near future slightly_smiling_face

what happened to this?
https://bimbo.land/forum/achievements-2-0/t3528
between the new achievements promised & the advertising campaign they wanted help with.. the future of the game looked so good
why turn around and nuke it less than a month later? i really do not understand. is causing panic really entertaining enough to sink your business?

09.02.2020 09:18:34

Smop
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7836
Reputation: 6109
Posts: 83
Atheista
09.02.2020 09:48:32
Smop

Honestly, y'all should migrate to GaiaOnline. It's also a solid dress up game with a bunch of stuff to do. Also there are a shit-ton of artists who will draw for you for free or for Gaia gold. Save your bimbos and ask for art. 
Add me if you make an account <33


09.02.2020 09:48:32
"There would be no end to it, Juliette, were I to give vent to all the horror waked in me by the execrable doctrine based upon a God's existence..."
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
09.02.2020 22:10:48
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Doesn't gaia have a really toxic in -game economy? At least on Bimboland I don't feel like I'm forced to spend real money to enjoy it... But that's really thanks to the community here.

09.02.2020 22:10:48
They/Them 
cynniecal
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5084
Reputation: 3557
Posts: 7
Atheista
09.02.2020 22:55:51
cynniecal

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Doesn't gaia have a really toxic in -game economy? At least on Bimboland I don't feel like I'm forced to spend real money to enjoy it... But that's really thanks to the community here.
yeah, the gaia economy is gross. it's fun to make outfits but it takes so long to obtain stuff
well, not really, actually. it's just grindy in terms of doing daily things.

09.02.2020 22:55:51

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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