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Created
07.02.2020
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Miss Bimbo
Miss Bimbo
Level 35
Status: President
Sex Appeal: 33431
Reputation: 38846
Posts: 216
bimbo-city
07.02.2020 19:06:58
Miss Bimbo

My Fellow Bimbos,

I write to you from my office in Boob Palace at this time of constitutional crisis in our Beautiful Republic of Bimboland.

When I founded Bimboland alongside the my fellow founding bimbos back in 2013 we always envisaged a country led by a strong Prime Bimbo who represented all Bimbos here and abroad.
A Bimbo or Himbo who proudly occupied the Pink House and worked tirelessly to make Bimboland better.
Our 2 tier system with President (me) and the Prime Bimbo as head of government has worked well and served its purpose until now. But like all countries we must evolve and modernise.
The previous system had its flaws and recently it did not generate the level of support and backing of the wider Bimbo public. Election turnout was low and the number of Bimbos putting themselves forward for the most prestigious role in the world has declined election on election.
This has saddened me and meant that democracy in Bimboland has regressed.

Therefore, as your President and servant, I had to make the difficult decision to enact emergency powers granted to me in the Bimboland constitution (article 1.1.12) to modernise our government system and give more power to Bimbo states.

I have decreed that for 1 year only we will try a new system of governance where the Prime Bimbo will duly be elected from the state that has the most votes and support.
This way I feel sure that the role of the right honourable Prime Bimbo will once again become respected as the most important bimbo in the beautiful free world.

Yours

Miss Bimbo
Founding Bimbo and right honourable President of the Beautiful Republic of Bimboland

07.02.2020 19:06:58

HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695438
Reputation: 258685
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
07.02.2020 19:13:39
HeavenLeighBimbo

One regression,turns into an even more unfair election method. 

07.02.2020 19:13:39
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Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209011
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
07.02.2020 19:20:44
Alexstrasza

What the actual fuck does this even mean? "The state with the most support"? Are you actually trying to justify the horrible and unfair and undemocratic system you forced upon us, where only 2 states' SMs are allowed to be PB???

You're an absolute joke, chris.

07.02.2020 19:20:44
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7667092
Reputation: 321850
Posts: 1642
Agnostica
07.02.2020 19:29:51
craigslist-stripper

they're mad only two or three people are running for prime bimbo each election, so they change the system so that only two people even have a remote chance of winning. what's the point of agnostica state minister even trying to run? she won't win

if you want more people to run for the prestigious position of prime bimbo, maybe open the elections to more than six people?? maybe make an incentive for voting in general?

this reasoning is stupid and i won't be participating in elections at all anymore thanks

07.02.2020 19:29:51

Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674311
Reputation: 186758
Posts: 3551
Secville
07.02.2020 19:30:21
Namastis

You are an asshole. 

07.02.2020 19:30:21
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Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248798
Posts: 5272
Secville
07.02.2020 19:32:56
Ulvhild

Huh? What does that even mean, "the Prime Bimbo will duly be elected from the state that has the most votes and support"? Did I completely misread this, or are you just going to pick a winner based on how many players that voted in that candidate's state? No matter if another candidate gets more votes over-all from all the different states? What kind of stupid nondemocratic system is that?

07.02.2020 19:32:56
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Favourite Worst Nightmare
Level 287
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28943199
Reputation: 983523
Posts: 588
Secville
07.02.2020 19:39:11
Favourite Worst Nightmare

Well I'm pretty sure the next election turnout will be even lower because of this. What is even the point of an election if the biggest state will win anyway?!

07.02.2020 19:39:11
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Anna Morphosis
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24946
Reputation: 16957
Posts: 618
Secville
07.02.2020 19:48:13
Anna Morphosis

Are we a joke for you?

07.02.2020 19:48:13
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                                                   well, whatever, fight&debate me
turboprinzessin
Level 88
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 3571
Atheista
07.02.2020 19:49:11
turboprinzessin

Sandi Lut wrote:
I still think it's weird to make a change like this and I can't understand why they would do this. I do know that the owner of the site (Sweetasnuts) like to mess with us (check his posts in the forum and you'll know what I mean). So I suspect him of doing this just to stir things up.

But since nobody knows for sure and Team BImbo went completely silent all of a sudden we can only guess why. But if this update stays like this then I am going to stop spending money at least, maybe even quit. It takes a lot of fun out of the game.
guessing is over...

07.02.2020 19:49:11
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Trillien
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18721
Reputation: 10557
Posts: 10
Atheista
07.02.2020 19:53:01
Trillien

Guess I misunderstood what he was saying, it's kind of hard to make sense of a vague one-sentence description of this new voting system.

07.02.2020 19:53:01

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