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bimbos in quarantine

Posts
574
Created
16.03.2020
Author
sexytania
Carol_Imadivah
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6021
Reputation: 5063
Posts: 13
Reasonopia
21.03.2020 14:54:45
Carol_Imadivah

soo bad :(

21.03.2020 14:54:45
Jimberly
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3507
Reputation: 2826
Posts: 16
Atheista
21.03.2020 20:06:14
Jimberly

My whole city is under stay-in-place orders so the only places we can go are the grocery store and the pharmacy.  My school's getting an extra week of spring break and then we resume classes online for the rest of the semester, which, knowing my school's track record on technology, is going to be a clown show.  I've had a bit of a cold over the past couple days that I'm trying really hard not to panic over but it seems to be going away.  It's pretty much impossible to get tested here unless you're actually dying or you can prove you've come in contact with a confirmed case (or you're just super rich).

21.03.2020 20:06:14
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
21.03.2020 23:15:28
AlienPrinceFromVenus

https://bimbo.land/forum/the-happy-place/t3790

Self promo time lol! I made a thread for spamming happy stuff. I imagine some people here might enjoy it.

21.03.2020 23:15:28
They/Them 
Maul The Sapiosexual
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 572
Reputation: 590
Posts: 5
Atheista
22.03.2020 00:27:30
Maul The Sapiosexual

im going crazy lad

22.03.2020 00:27:30

Ambrosine
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 32748
Reputation: 15528
Posts: 14
Secville
22.03.2020 00:36:46
Ambrosine

Most of my state and my county are "shelter in place" right now. All of our schools are closed until at least April. And everything non-essential is closed down. All of our restaurants are carry-out/delivery only. I don't work due to disabilities, and I JUST got accepted to school for the Fall quarter. So nothing has really changed for me personally. :/ 

22.03.2020 00:36:46
egging
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12684
Reputation: 6822
Posts: 38
Atheista
23.03.2020 09:40:50
egging

i'm glad i don't have to go school LOL i miss my friends though 

23.03.2020 09:40:50


yoshimi23
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 150399
Reputation: 49309
Posts: 175
Atheista
23.03.2020 15:01:09
yoshimi23

My city isn't fprcing anyone to stay home yet, but a lot of things are closed down (gyms, museums, recreation centres, libraries, etc). I work at a restaurant and we're now delivery and take-out only and we've reduced our hours. I was really worried not just for myself but my boss as well, cuz it's a small restaurant. Luckily we've still been getting a decent amount of business. Other than that, I'm stayng home and trying to work on art projects. 

23.03.2020 15:01:09
MzSins
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1549
Reputation: 1678
Posts: 6
Freethinkerland
23.03.2020 19:45:21
MzSins

I'm in quarantine...
There is a reasonable chance I've got Covid, but it might just be the flu... I'm generally healthy so I'm sure I'll be fine...
Sending love to you all from Sins Towers

23.03.2020 19:45:21
Go there, try things, have fun, be different.
Hurgo Cockswole
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18781
Reputation: 12151
Posts: 46
Atheista
23.03.2020 21:45:50
Hurgo Cockswole

MzSins wrote:
I'm in quarantine...
There is a reasonable chance I've got Covid, but it might just be the flu... I'm generally healthy so I'm sure I'll be fine...
Sending love to you all from Sins Towers
i hope you're okay! be sure to stay safe and drink water. sending you love back!

our state just shut down today :S one of my IRL friends most likely has it, but they won't test him because he's under 65. i have a seasonal job, and it looks like i won't be able to work this summer. i'm worried for my boss though because it's a small business that just opened a few years ago. all of this uncertainty is really not helping rofl

23.03.2020 21:45:50

MzSins
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1549
Reputation: 1678
Posts: 6
Freethinkerland
23.03.2020 21:50:16
MzSins

Awwww why thank you!
I'm sure we'll all be fine, though I understand the small business stress of your boss, I was due to Launch a production company in April and I've now had to lay off the staff before they even statyed working :o

Hurgo Cockswole
wrote:
MzSins wrote:
I'm in quarantine...
There is a reasonable chance I've got Covid, but it might just be the flu... I'm generally healthy so I'm sure I'll be fine...
Sending love to you all from Sins Towers
i hope you're okay! be sure to stay safe and drink water. sending you love back!

our state just shut down today :S one of my IRL friends most likely has it, but they won't test him because he's under 65. i have a seasonal job, and it looks like i won't be able to work this summer. i'm worried for my boss though because it's a small business that just opened a few years ago. all of this uncertainty is really not helping rofl


23.03.2020 21:50:16
Go there, try things, have fun, be different.

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