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bimbos in quarantine

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574
Created
16.03.2020
Author
sexytania
ska.coyote
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2352
Reputation: 1720
Posts: 16
Atheista
28.03.2020 05:36:44
ska.coyote

I've technically been quarantined for 2 weeks, but I've still had to go to work. the downside is I've basically been sleeping the whole time that I'm home, which maybe my body needs it, but maybe it's the depression. who knows!

28.03.2020 05:36:44
Oh, we're so stupid
Killing each other
Don't we learn nothing
JuviaLockser
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 47768
Reputation: 26698
Posts: 533
Freethinkerland
28.03.2020 12:26:38
JuviaLockser

Not exactly quarantine, but our uni cancelled lessons up til the 14th of April. Still a load of studying for exams though

28.03.2020 12:26:38
Rose Diamond Louboutin
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 76053
Reputation: 21495
Posts: 154
Secville
28.03.2020 18:36:50
Rose Diamond Louboutin

I got back from the NY area, having gone through JFK to get home. so, naturally, I am in quarantine for two weeks lmao

28.03.2020 18:36:50
secville citizens, check out the playlist thread in the forum! https://bimbo.land/forum/secville-playlist/t6062#post_556385
KYOTEE
Level 11
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 976
Reputation: 977
Posts: 11
Freethinkerland
28.03.2020 18:51:20
KYOTEE

My province is in lockdown so pretty much forced to be in quarantine. Only essential services stay open - so I've been out to grocery shop, but otherwise have been home the whole time. Watching youtube videos and doing other unproductive things.

28.03.2020 18:51:20
JuviaLockser
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 47768
Reputation: 26698
Posts: 533
Freethinkerland
28.03.2020 20:44:54
JuviaLockser

I have started a check-list) they kind of work)

28.03.2020 20:44:54
lil titties
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14858
Reputation: 10214
Posts: 14
Atheista
29.03.2020 10:53:34
lil titties

I live with my parents so this hasn't affected me but some good news for where I live, rent is on pause for now (can't get evicted or fined if you can't make rent by April.) My best friend rents and didn't know this, so make sure to check for what the news is. 
Every time I'm outside for too long (walking or grocery shopping) I start getting anxious and my chest feels tight, so of course I'm immediately like "THIS IS IT." 
also y'all is it worth ordering the switch lite for animal crossing, my bf says i might as well get a full on switch but it's expensive dude...


29.03.2020 10:53:34

Dyke_
Level 10
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 713
Reputation: 551
Posts: 6
Freethinkerland
29.03.2020 16:19:13
Dyke_

My county's been on lockdown since Friday so we can't go out except for like, groceries or walking my dogs. I'm going crazy with cabin fever but it's for the best. College's been cancelled for 2 weeks but classes start again tomorrow online :/

29.03.2020 16:19:13

sinistar
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6264
Reputation: 3978
Posts: 11
Atheista
29.03.2020 19:44:45
sinistar

I've been quarantined... pretty much ever since it hit my state. California's been on a legal "stay-at-home" order, not necessarily a lockdown yet but all nonessential businesses are closed and you can't stay out for very long. You can still jog and walk if you need to exercise but you're not allowed to stay at parks or such. I've always had to stay under quarantine since this spread outside of Wuhan though since I live with an immunocompromised person.

Lowkey have had a couple scares because my body likes to say fuck work and existing made it hard to breathe for a bit, but I believe I'm fine. We're starting to run low on groceries sadly, but we're putting in a delivery order soon. Other than that, almost nothing in my life has changed since I dropped out of school (working on GED at home) and I don't have a job (might have to apply for SSI disability anyways) so :P

Cabin fever is hitting me and my friends a lot though. Haven't seen my boyfriend in at least 2 weeks and I'm going stir crazy cause I miss himmmm... :(

29.03.2020 19:44:45
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peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2042868
Reputation: 220514
Posts: 2490
Atheista
30.03.2020 09:07:39
peeslurper69

i threw up today

30.03.2020 09:07:39
your reluctant optimist 
egging
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12684
Reputation: 6822
Posts: 38
Atheista
30.03.2020 09:08:24
egging

can i eat ur vom please ? xoxo

30.03.2020 09:08:24


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