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574
Created
16.03.2020
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sexytania
vixin
vixin
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31472
Reputation: 13656
Posts: 12
Freethinkerland
vixin
19.03.2020 04:21:03
vixin
We have 28 cases no lock downs or school closures no deaths all our cases have been people flying into the country we have no large outbreaks so far 

19.03.2020 04:21:03
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sissy
sissy
Level 158
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3099190
Reputation: 113925
Posts: 1057
Freethinkerland
sissy
19.03.2020 17:08:53
sissy
My wife nad me will go into self quarantine for two months. We are not infected so far and I hope thiswill continue but we are old and the risc for us to die is high. This week I made homeoffice. My boss decided to slow down all activity and sent 30% to home including me. Fortunately we will get some support from the state but this will reduce my income to 50%.
We have in my country 14.000 infected individuals right now, 42 died so far. But I think this will escalate within the next five days. The next large city, 20 km away from here is one of the most infected cities in my country. We have aborted all social contacts. Fortunately (we are no preppers) we have enough to eat for two months in stock.
Spring is coming and we have enough stuff to heat until summer. We are heating with wood and coal, this is unusual in my country. But if infrastructure breaks down and there is no electricity anymore, the only thing I will miss is internet and beer ;-)

19.03.2020 17:08:53
I am in hospital for the near future. Please be patient, I will answer when I am back.
Amberly
Amberly
Level 12
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1123
Reputation: 1524
Posts: 2
Agnostica
Amberly
19.03.2020 17:13:36
Amberly
Yep! Working from home here for the next couple of weeks... we will see how this goes. But it does give me more time to be here!

19.03.2020 17:13:36
honorscollege
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
honorscollege
19.03.2020 20:07:33
honorscollege
My school just announced that it's going to be online for the rest of the semester. Graduation has been postponed. Before, we were going to do two weeks of online learning and then hopefully go back. I had little hope we'd go back but I thought after three weeks, maybe this thing would be better. This was my senior year. It sucks. Also, I am NOT going into debt for food that i did not eat and housing that I did not sleep in! The school better refund us. 

19.03.2020 20:07:33
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
Hopefuls
Hopefuls
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24273
Reputation: 11334
Posts: 20
Atheista
Hopefuls
20.03.2020 15:52:42
Hopefuls
my school is closed indefinitely. some people think it'll be closed for the rest of the semester. luckily my classes were already online so it's not a big change for me. it's hard to find motivation while i'm at home though (this is also my senior year

20.03.2020 15:52:42

deadgirl
deadgirl
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37239
Reputation: 19241
Posts: 63
Atheista
deadgirl
20.03.2020 17:57:29
deadgirl
my schools also closed indefinitely which sucks bc i have to do all my art classes at home. im painting in my basement but its so cold down there lol.

20.03.2020 17:57:29
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princessaphrodite
princessaphrodite
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 115257
Reputation: 44929
Posts: 1181
Antitheocra
princessaphrodite
20.03.2020 18:31:59
princessaphrodite
they just closed the schools today, my uni shifted to online learning like a week ago but i had already started to isolate about a week before that. people keep panic buying and so many of the shops are empty... :/

20.03.2020 18:31:59
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MiraMelody
MiraMelody
Level 21
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 6593
Reputation: 5326
Posts: 29
Freethinkerland
MiraMelody
21.03.2020 03:40:15
MiraMelody
my state is slowly shutting down. i just got the okay from work to paid leave, i feel really guilty about it because i feel like im abandoning my coworkers but i work food service and its SO risky, especially when my bf is super at risk to the virus... so soon i'll be pretty much quarantined 

21.03.2020 03:40:15
D-D-DYIN FOR THE DRUGZ N ATTENTION
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IM MISSIN IN AFFECTION
Thotacchio
Thotacchio
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13009
Reputation: 8231
Posts: 154
Atheista
Thotacchio
21.03.2020 10:08:22
Thotacchio
I’m ready to give up at this point. I’m furloughed for the remainder of the month and with everything else going on in my
life, work was genuinely the only thing keeping me sane. I genuinely don’t know what to do at this point.

21.03.2020 10:08:22
Alexstrasza
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209011
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
Alexstrasza
21.03.2020 13:36:14
Alexstrasza
Do whatever makes you happy and distracts you from the situation. Read, draw, play video games :) Can you guess which one I'm doing? :D I'm so anti-social I don't even feel this quarantine affect me. I've been in quarantine for 26 years! (which is kinda sad when you think about it)

21.03.2020 13:36:14
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...

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