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bimbos in quarantine

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Created
16.03.2020
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sexytania
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
17.03.2020 20:00:39
honorscollege

I went to one of the fancier movie theaters that only shows prestige movies two days ago and I swear, it was the safest place you could be other than home since those theaters typically have an older base. 4:45 movie and there were only two other people in theater. Movie theaters were closed in my state yesterday so I can't go back but go see Portrait of a Lady on Fire if you can.

17.03.2020 20:00:39
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
Wistfulbirb
Level 31
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Posts: 135
Antitheocra
17.03.2020 20:06:27
Wistfulbirb

Yeah Canda officially closed its borders yesterday, and we were asked to stay home. Movie cinemas and theatres are closed now too. 
I'm so anxious and paranoid about it, and I hate that!! I'm kinda worried about my wife (ladychungus) cause she's sick :( but I think it's just the regular cold...But my mom works with the public and that's scary as hell right now. Stay safe everyone!! ❤❤❤❤

17.03.2020 20:06:27

      
 



KittyDeVille
Level 63
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Posts: 217
Freethinkerland
17.03.2020 20:20:23
KittyDeVille

Me and all my co-workers are temporarily laid-off for the next two weeks, possibly longer, and of course its all unpaid (which is very stressful) so I get to be home and go stir crazy. My mom is also being forced off from work until April 5. I'm going to try and go outside for walks and stuff but who knows.

17.03.2020 20:20:23
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
18.03.2020 03:39:21
honorscollege

Note to mods - I saw another coronavirus thread in the forum after another one had been locked due to the fact that there are already places to talk about coronavirus. Maybe it's time to sticky a thread?

18.03.2020 03:39:21
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
GardenBaby
Level 27
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Posts: 51
Agnostica
18.03.2020 05:27:40
GardenBaby

I'm getting email after email from anything I've signed up to telling me how to stay safe, which is a nice thought, but it's just the same thing over and over  

18.03.2020 05:27:40
lil titties
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Posts: 14
Atheista
18.03.2020 06:14:30
lil titties

My uni is just trying to rush grading ASAP, if you've completed 65% of coursework then you automatically pass and are graded. Final exams cancelled. It's wild. 

18.03.2020 06:14:30

honorscollege
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Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
18.03.2020 06:17:48
honorscollege

lil titties wrote:
My uni is just trying to rush grading ASAP, if you've completed 65% of coursework then you automatically pass and are graded. Final exams cancelled. It's wild. 
I like my classes and I hope against the odds that I'll be back on campus, but I'm also kind of jealous. I have an overdue midterm that I couldn't finish on time due to some complications in my life thanks to coronavirus and I would love to just NOT deal with the added stress of school.

GardenBaby wrote:
I'm getting email after email from anything I've signed up to telling me how to stay safe, which is a nice thought, but it's just the same thing over and over  
I got an e-mail from a company that sells tights giving me Coronavirus tips. Like. Thanks, guys. What would I do without you.

18.03.2020 06:17:48
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
lil titties
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Posts: 14
Atheista
18.03.2020 06:36:31
lil titties

honorscollege wrote:
I like my classes and I hope against the odds that I'll be back on campus, but I'm also kind of jealous. I have an overdue midterm that I couldn't finish on time due to some complications in my life thanks to coronavirus and I would love to just NOT deal with the added stress of school.

I hope your profs are understanding going forward!! My school is relatively small so I think we got pretty lucky in what we're allowed to do. My only grievance is that my art portfolio is gonna take a hit. I've been working on a stop-motion animation all year and now I just have to put a pause on it until I can have access to a studio again. 
Definitely talk to your professors/school counselors if you can!!

18.03.2020 06:36:31

gayrights
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Posts: 25
Atheista
18.03.2020 08:15:57
gayrights

my classes are going online and i’ve been so stressed about it, i can’t really get into my school brain at home i don’t know how i’ll keep up TT__TT we’ll see how it goes...

18.03.2020 08:15:57
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Ulvhild
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Secville
18.03.2020 09:33:14
Ulvhild

honorscollege wrote:
Note to mods - I saw another coronavirus thread in the forum after another one had been locked due to the fact that there are already places to talk about coronavirus. Maybe it's time to sticky a thread?
Yes, you are right. Thread is now sticky. :)

18.03.2020 09:33:14
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