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bimbos in quarantine

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574
Created
16.03.2020
Author
sexytania
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2046822
Reputation: 220626
Posts: 2490
Atheista
08.04.2020 17:19:04
peeslurper69



08.04.2020 17:19:04
your reluctant optimist 
Nikki Swallows
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2192
Reputation: 2014
Posts: 16
Freethinkerland
09.04.2020 07:31:53
Nikki Swallows

Gaming_princess wrote:
Ngl I'm just chilling but I miss my bf, but overall I have so much free gaming time now so who give a shit


Yup, I've had lots of free time too for games :)!!

09.04.2020 07:31:53
PeePeena CaCarina
Level 26
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 12887
Reputation: 9732
Posts: 12
Atheista
09.04.2020 12:34:34
PeePeena CaCarina

School was causing me panic attacks 4 times a week so ngl this is pretty good. I think I'm on week 3 but i lost count lmao

09.04.2020 12:34:34
*kisses you on the lips* *kisses you on the lips* <_<.   >_> *kisses you on the li

monodramatic
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17841
Reputation: 9358
Posts: 33
Freethinkerland
09.04.2020 13:06:28
monodramatic

currently stuck until at least april 30th, could be longer :/

09.04.2020 13:06:28
 
ešami
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3992
Reputation: 3048
Posts: 33
Atheista
09.04.2020 15:05:13
ešami

lmao so I'm an art student and my school + atelier is closed until like June now, and we get online classes but I'm sure you can imagine how useless that is with a study like this........... so now i'm here :)) i also work in a shoe store but for some reason that's still open?? 

09.04.2020 15:05:13
Gaming_princess
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1988
Reputation: 1483
Posts: 11
Atheista
09.04.2020 19:12:58
Gaming_princess

Nikki Swallows wrote:
Gaming_princess wrote:
Ngl I'm just chilling but I miss my bf, but overall I have so much free gaming time now so who give a shit


Yup, I've had lots of free time too for games :)!!
Oh workk, I've hacked my 3ds so I could donwload any games I want + I downloaded Dolphin emulator and a switch emulator 

09.04.2020 19:12:58
  
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 269159
Reputation: 39726
Posts: 1162
Atheista
09.04.2020 20:29:26
torrenoia

ugh i need to vent. i feel like such a useless piece of shit, i didnt make enough and probably dont qualify for unemployment so i either have to struggle with living off of what savings i have for the next few months or beg walmart or walgreens to hire me, cause if i run out of savings my only option would really be to move back in with my dad and id rather get covid and die than live with his wife who hates my fucking guts for no reason

09.04.2020 20:29:26
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
manicdoll
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13100
Reputation: 10123
Posts: 95
Freethinkerland
09.04.2020 21:24:26
manicdoll

I've been baking so much bread. I even started a sourdough starter

09.04.2020 21:24:26
see you in hell
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209013
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
09.04.2020 21:28:08
Alexstrasza

YEAH sourdough is the best!! 

09.04.2020 21:28:08
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
HEIKO
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31893
Reputation: 15532
Posts: 75
Atheista
09.04.2020 22:55:06
HEIKO

luv i am bored

09.04.2020 22:55:06

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