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bimbos in quarantine

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575
Created
16.03.2020
Author
sexytania
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430029
Reputation: 67577
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
13.04.2020 17:33:43
jamie fae

Nackadtupp2 wrote:
Crying over the fact my boyfriend probably doesn't like me anymore.
What makes you think that your boyfriend doesn't like you anymore, sugar? :*

13.04.2020 17:33:43
heidipratt666
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19451
Reputation: 10325
Posts: 27
Freethinkerland
13.04.2020 18:16:00
heidipratt666

been isolated at my bfs for awhile now. i already am not in school so doesnt affect me much. I've been watching the hills and laguna beach daily (pluto tv) with some jersey shore. watching other stuff with my bf. pet my dog. eat tons of processed food. really loving this game though!! started like 4 days ago??

13.04.2020 18:16:00

abandonedhighwaygirl
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3018
Reputation: 2624
Posts: 19
Atheista
14.04.2020 04:39:05
abandonedhighwaygirl

Now is the perfect time to start a retinol if you don't already use one!!! Your skin tends to purge a little at the beginning so this is the best time to be holed up inside!! It has literally made my skin so beautiful and I used to struggle with acne and clogged pores!!! Go to r/skincareaddiction or r/tretinoin on reddit for more info and make sure you get a good sunscreen because it makes you more prone to sun damage!!

14.04.2020 04:39:05
give me everything I want and nothing I need <3
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Nackadtupp2
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26784
Reputation: 10564
Posts: 36
Secville
14.04.2020 07:40:35
Nackadtupp2

jamie fae wrote:
Nackadtupp2 wrote:
Crying over the fact my boyfriend probably doesn't like me anymore.
What makes you think that your boyfriend doesn't like you anymore, sugar? :*
its probably just my own insecurities but i feel like he has been very distant lately :( about to have a talk with him though!

14.04.2020 07:40:35

love peace and understanding<3
al pacino supremacist 666
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22606
Reputation: 17761
Posts: 129
Atheista
15.04.2020 02:35:08
al pacino supremacist 666

deadass going crazy this quarantine. i wanna see my b*yfriend so bad!!!!

15.04.2020 02:35:08

AnastazjaNadia
Level 260
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17226494
Reputation: 605972
Posts: 23937
Reasonopia
15.04.2020 12:32:09
AnastazjaNadia

I haven't been to work since March 12. I know I'm lucky I don't have to expose myself. But I miss people. Sitting for the month in the same 4 walls without face contact with other people begins to be tiring for me. I dream of normality. I hug everyone locked in homes.

15.04.2020 12:32:09
CheeseQueen89
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5980
Reputation: 5181
Posts: 18
Atheista
15.04.2020 12:45:27
CheeseQueen89

I'm an essential worker and it's been wild. We even drink on the job and have clandestine pot lucks because who cares anymore? Finished Tiger King, playing Dragon Raja for mobile. 

15.04.2020 12:45:27
Eunyce
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1277320
Reputation: 68420
Posts: 2082
Freethinkerland
15.04.2020 19:36:47
Eunyce

I'm caught in a loop - eat, drink, work, play, repeat

15.04.2020 19:36:47
✨ i'm an outcast but you're into me ✨
Zuzucandy
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14536
Reputation: 9590
Posts: 131
Atheista
16.04.2020 11:03:01
Zuzucandy

I haven't been outside properly in more than a month, but I'm quite paranoid (my anxiety doesn't help at all). My country isn't the most prepared one and I hear everyday horrific stories about the illness itself and the horrible situation in the hospitals. I have a ton of work to do for uni, but I'm procrastinating hard.

16.04.2020 11:03:01
eraserhead
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11352
Reputation: 8033
Posts: 205
Freethinkerland
16.04.2020 22:19:29
eraserhead

i wouldnt say i have cabin fever bc i never left the house much before, but i really really miss going to class. my brain just doesn't do school work with no structure - i've gone out of my way to avoid online classes all my life and now im taking five! 

this website is a godsend tho lmao, its addicting and now i actually have something to spend my time doing other than mindlessly clicking on youtube videos i dont actually care about. i have a bunch of creative projects i want to work on (sims machinimas, doll repaints, cosplays) but the thought of starting them before im done finals stresses me out, so i have to wait until may :[ 

16.04.2020 22:19:29

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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