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bimbos in quarantine

Posts
574
Created
16.03.2020
Author
sexytania
meatbomb
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 92568
Reputation: 31511
Posts: 756
Atheista
18.04.2020 05:38:12
meatbomb

ive been playing soooo much dnd, my regular game got scheduled from once every other week to almost every day sometimes ghjdkls,,,i am also suffering from major cabin fever, we arent allowed to go on walks where i live nd i just want 2 feel The Sun

18.04.2020 05:38:12
deadgirl
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37259
Reputation: 19261
Posts: 63
Atheista
19.04.2020 04:20:20
deadgirl

i have a sore throat now lol. i dont think its ms. rona bc theres no cough and i havent left the house in weeks im but still trying to stay hydrated & well rested just in case.

19.04.2020 04:20:20
devon (she/they)


peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2049762
Reputation: 220863
Posts: 2490
Atheista
19.04.2020 07:48:26
peeslurper69



19.04.2020 07:48:26
your reluctant optimist 
ANNA KARA
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13424
Reputation: 7996
Posts: 7
Freethinkerland
19.04.2020 12:34:59
ANNA KARA

i understand that staying at home is important but how long it could takes ? :( Miss my friends and people in general

19.04.2020 12:34:59
Thefloorisanime
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7941
Reputation: 5801
Posts: 46
Reasonopia
22.04.2020 08:41:36
Thefloorisanime

I'm gonna be crazy with this! if i feel a hurt in my neck i am just thinking it could be corona virus, not just a simple cold

22.04.2020 08:41:36
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775453
Reputation: 154566
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
22.04.2020 09:53:40
Cum_Dumpster

My internet went down for way too long today and basically ruined my damn day. I got NOTHING done.

22.04.2020 09:53:40
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
ohmas
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1978
Reputation: 1769
Posts: 18
Freethinkerland
22.04.2020 15:40:18
ohmas

quarantine made me make this acc !! lmaoo

22.04.2020 15:40:18
ThirstyTheana
Level 18
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 4573
Reputation: 2719
Posts: 4
Freethinkerland
23.04.2020 15:55:37
ThirstyTheana

Chump's trying to reopen the country and get social distancing lifted since its hurting the economy, but it'll effect the economy more when we get another wave of it and it kills us.

23.04.2020 15:55:37
Horny 24/7/52
lil titties
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14878
Reputation: 10234
Posts: 14
Atheista
24.04.2020 19:07:37
lil titties

Canadian emergency relief is gonna get extended to students (CESB) but idk when 
Also yeah fuck all the pundits on fox news (looking at u Dr Phil) saying "oh well car crashes & the flu kill this many ppl....so like its not a big deal let's go back 2 normal again plz"  

24.04.2020 19:07:37

deathhaul
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15091
Reputation: 11646
Posts: 13
Antitheocra
25.04.2020 06:33:26
deathhaul

now that i have finished school quarantine won't be as bad, glad i discovered bimboland omg

25.04.2020 06:33:26
           

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

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The Forum.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Pink

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
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May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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