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Announcement from Miss Bimbo - President of Bimboland

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Created
10.03.2020
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Miss Bimbo
craigslist-stripper
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Agnostica
10.03.2020 17:31:37
craigslist-stripper

the coronavirus joke is distasteful, but it's chris so what can you really expect

i think telaphone has a point that it shouldnt distract from the fact that chris did the right thing for his website and we got a lot of the stuff we wanted :) we should be celebrating!!

& while the FG thing sounds kinda weird, i'm sure our community will be strong enough to keep things from going to shit. meaning that i dont think a true dictator will even be able get elected and drag us all down. maybe some people with varying opinions, but no one truly oppressive. or maybe i'm just being optimistic. 

10.03.2020 17:31:37

Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
10.03.2020 17:47:11
Alexstrasza

I fully expect to be permanently jailed/forum banned if the right person becomes PB/FG.
But that's kinda worth it though, 'cuz Chris finally listened! 
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10.03.2020 17:47:11
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
honorscollege
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Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
10.03.2020 19:41:15
honorscollege

b) We will introduce more term time stats eg population growth and economic growth under each Prime Bimbos watch
What does this mean?

10.03.2020 19:41:15
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Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
10.03.2020 19:43:03
Alexstrasza

It means more statistical data. So people will be able to see how much the game playerbase increased or whatever during a PB's term. At least I think that's what it means.

10.03.2020 19:43:03
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
Juggalo Rights
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Posts: 276
Atheista
10.03.2020 20:38:52
Juggalo Rights

idk how i feel about the prime bimbo having sole control over the forum guardians but i for one am glad that we are going to have some rotation of them instead of the same ones perpetually, considering the track record of some of the current ones.

but shout outs to chris for actually genuinely listening. i really didn't expect this to happen, but i'm very pleasantly surprised.

10.03.2020 20:38:52
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Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
10.03.2020 21:38:22
Sandi Lut

Please elaborate on the track record of the FG you mean. Considering you have been playing here not so long. I am very curious who you are talking about :)

10.03.2020 21:38:22
Happiness is inside yourself

Kami_Rayne
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Freethinkerland
10.03.2020 22:50:59
Kami_Rayne

It's a pleasant surprise to have the bimboland powers that be respond in a manner that is in line with most of the sentiments expressed over the weeks.

But bruh, as much as I enjoy black humor and topical references, that was cringe. But if you're going to put it out there in bimboland, then I want to see a commitment to the plot. 

10.03.2020 22:50:59
Started from the bottom, now I'm ... oh wait, I'm still at the bottom.
torrenoia
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Atheista
10.03.2020 22:52:36
torrenoia

hi can we please be mature and not get into this again please? lets focus on the announcement. im very much anticipating some of these changes like ive said, a community will change as it grows over time so many of these changes imo are very much needed and im very happy that the site owner is listening to us! :) 

10.03.2020 22:52:36
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
10.03.2020 22:56:31
Classy Joe

I just would love to know how the competition would work. Like biggest penis and stuff?

10.03.2020 22:56:31
                                                          
Sugartits22
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Posts: 75
Atheista
10.03.2020 23:29:52
Sugartits22

Classy Joe wrote:
I just would love to know how the competition would work. Like biggest penis and stuff?
I volunteer as a fluffer so we can get accurate measurements!

10.03.2020 23:29:52

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