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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v KittyOnyx

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
52
Created
11.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Daphnee_Mino
Level 30
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21162
Reputation: 20863
Posts: 547
Agnostica
14.04.2024 19:45:40
Daphnee_Mino

whats quibitch?.. now im confused too!

14.04.2024 19:45:40

KittyOnyx
Level 38
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 41176
Reputation: 19242
Posts: 421
Freethinkerland
15.04.2024 02:36:22
KittyOnyx

I STILL cant decipher this

15.04.2024 02:36:22
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271526
Reputation: 103963
Posts: 2817
Reasonopia
15.04.2024 06:22:22
KatieBoutique



15.04.2024 06:22:22
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
Theodora Dee
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63716
Reputation: 21380
Posts: 660
Secville
15.04.2024 22:39:21
Theodora Dee



15.04.2024 22:39:21

Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274630
Reputation: 64411
Posts: 1038
Atheista
15.04.2024 23:15:26
Angel Dust

Not to be like that, but... So... I think we can all agree that I have reached the head that allows me to see the future. It is probably a result of all the years I have entered Youtube videos with lore about ′′ The Emperor of Man ′′ In 40 K, and written:

′′ Wank. Wank on that. Cum on his face ", parallel to raising Tzeentch on the other gods forums. Change reigns.

But where were we somewhere? Oh right, China. Wank. Wank on that. Cum on their wall. (Simp Wall of China? Chad Tre-riks vote? ))
Come at me China, jag känner ormhuvudet i "Black Gecko Triad". China, more like WHIna, amirite???

15.04.2024 23:15:26
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5537
Posts: 241
Atheista
16.04.2024 20:35:02
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Guilty.
Kitty Onyx should sort out her daddy issues and go back to bimbo school to learn about fashion and make up

16.04.2024 20:35:02
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

KittyOnyx
Level 38
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 41176
Reputation: 19242
Posts: 421
Freethinkerland
17.04.2024 01:55:01
KittyOnyx

Youre just mad cause Shelley is sleeping around on you <3 Id dna test that newest kid, doesnt look like you chris looks more like her fitness coach :/

17.04.2024 01:55:01
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5537
Posts: 241
Atheista
17.04.2024 06:57:06
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Your mind is a complete trainwreck and that explains lack of fashion sense. All your senses are afflicted and you should visit a doctor

We dont want sick bimbos around who dont care about their mental and physical wellbeing

17.04.2024 06:57:06
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

KittyOnyx
Level 38
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 41176
Reputation: 19242
Posts: 421
Freethinkerland
17.04.2024 12:53:22
KittyOnyx

Have you tried crying about it? 
So you can dish it but you can't take it? What a pity

17.04.2024 12:53:22
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7447
Reputation: 6174
Posts: 421
Atheista
17.04.2024 13:42:35
SweetasNuts parody

Gulity! this mentaally ill UX who like to dress like a 5 year olds teddy bear whom had just come out of a washing machine with their daddy issues. this kitty is gross still wetting teh bed because she still wants to be a child. no wonder she has flat boobs as she wants to be a child. go get a boob job and grow up and be a true bimbo


17.04.2024 13:42:35
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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