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Brought out of retirement to crack a whip. Bust heads, and make things roll smoothly.  Don't like my style?
 Blame my mother for making me go to her school.


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Bimbolands History

2007 - Miss Bimbo and a small group of Bimbos flea religious persecution, conservative tyranny and the political correctness of the modern world. They discover some uninhabited islands and create the Humanist republic Bimbolands - a world for bimbos to be free, safe and ridiculous.

2007-2014 - Miss Bimbo rules as the head of a (generally) peaceful state.

July 2014 - Miss Bimbo passes away in a tragic accident and plunges Bimbolands into turmoil.
The right honourable Sweetasnuts takes over as interim head of Bimbolands.

June 1st 2015 - Bebe92585 becomes the 1st democratically elected head of Bimbolands.

Oct 1st 2015 - HeavenLeighbimbo becomes the 2nd democratically elected head of Bimbolands.

Dec 1st 2015 - State minister elections take place for the first time.

Feb 1st 2016 - HeavenLeighbimbo is elected as Prime Bimbo for her second term in office.

Miss Bimbo comes out of hiding and returns as President of Bimboland.

June 1st 2016 - next Prime Bimbo election

The constitution of the humanist republic of Bimbolands

  • The constitution of the humanist republic of Bimbolands is based on the key principles of the 2002 Amsterdam Humanist declaration.
  • The humanist republic of Bimbolands affirms the worth, dignity and autonomy of the individual and the right of every bimbo to the greatest possible freedom compatible with the rights of others. Bimbos have a duty of care to all humanity including future generations. The Humanist republic of Bimbolands believes that morality is an intrinsic part of human nature based on understanding and a concern for others, needing no external sanction.
  • The humanist republic of Bimbolands seeks to use science creatively, not destructively. Bimbolands believe that the solutions to the world’s problems lie in human thought and action rather than divine intervention. Bimbolands advocates the application of the methods of science and free inquiry to the problems of human welfare. But Bimbolands also believe that the application of science and technology must be tempered by human values. Science gives us the means but human values must propose the ends.
  • The humanist republic of Bimbolands supports democracy and human rights. Bimbolands aims at the fullest possible development of every bimbo citizen. It holds that democracy and human development are matters of right. The principles of democracy and human rights can be applied to many human relationships and are not restricted to methods of government.
  • The humanist republic of Bimbolands believes that personal liberty must be combined with social responsibility. Bimbolands ventures to build a world on the idea of the free person responsible to society, and recognizes our dependence and responsibility for the natural world.
  • The humanist republic of Bimbolands is undogmatic, imposing no creed upon its adherents. It is thus committed to education free from indoctrination.
  • The establishment of the humanist republic of Bimbolands is a response to the widespread demand for an alternative to dogmatic religion. The world’s major religions claim to be based on revelations fixed for all time, and many seek to impose their world-view on all of humanity. Bimbolands recognizes that reliable knowledge of the world and ourselves arises through a continuing process of observation, evaluation and revision.
  • The humanist republic of Bimbolands values artistic creativity and imagination and recognises the transforming power of art. Bimbolands affirms the importance of literature, fashion, music, and the visual and performing arts for personal development and fulfilment.

The constitution of the humanist republic of Bimbolands is based upon the 2002 Amsterdam Humanist declaration

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Bimbo land ?
The Internet republic of Bimbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Bimbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent bimbos.

What is the national flag of Bimbo land?
Bimbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Bimbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Bimbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the humanist republic of Bimbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the humanist republic of Bimbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Bimbo land

What is a bimbo citizen?
A ‘bimbo’ or ‘bimbo citizen’ is a member of the humanist republic of Bimbolands community.

How can I become a bimbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.

What is a bimbo senator?
A bimbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Bimbo.

Who is the Prime Bimbo?
The Prime Bimbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Bimbo land.

Where does the Prime Bimbo live?
The Prime Bimbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do that?
Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Bimbo.

Can I become Prime Bimbo more than once?
Yes ­ a bimbo can hold the position of Prime Bimbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of bimblands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Bimbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Senate.

What is the treasury/Prime Bimbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Bimbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the bimbo citizens.
50% of all money paid by bimbo citizens is received into the bimbo treasury. The other 50% goes to Blighty Ltd, creators of, to cover all overheads, upkeep and investment

What's the national colour of Bimbo land?

How old must I be in order to become a bimbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a bimbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Bimbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Bimbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Bimbo land?
The Bimbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Bimbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Bimbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here