The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v KittyOnyx

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11.04.2024 15:07:23
SweetasNuts

On this day 11/4/2024 in the courts of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland we do doth declare the following trial. We doth bring forth all Ximboland senators to decide the outcome of this case.

Defendants name = KittyOnyx

Offence = FASHION CRIMES against the fashionable republic of Ximboland
as listed in article 2.7 of the constitution of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland which outlaws UX fashion

On the 11th April 2024 KittyOnyx was spotted in Bimbo City dressed like a 5 year olds teddy bear whom had just come out of a washing machine. She was spotted by multiple witnesses hanging around the bubble tea bar run by Madame Sankey.
At 11.30 am she crossed over HeavenLeighBimbo way and headed down to the university campus.

The prosecution claims that this ugly fashion is not becoming of a bimbo and is undermining our reputation as a Fashionable republic

Evidence =

When = 11/04/2024 between 11 - 11.30 am

Where = Bubble tea shop

Punishment if convicted = The defendant will be sent to a fashion rehabilitation camp and have a personal 1 on 1 fashion course hosted by the Prime Bimbo Sweetasnuts himself.

Witnesses = I call you forward.

Senators = please do your thing and protect Ximboland from subversive elements

11.04.2024 15:07:23

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !

Iulja

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11.04.2024 15:09:19
Iulja

11.04.2024 15:09:19

Ellie100200

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11.04.2024 15:19:50
Ellie100200

oh my fucking gods. again with this?
Chris clearly you fucking forgot we had a PXFC last month about fashion subcultures in japan including Decora and Lolita fashion which surprise surprise this is. not like we'd expect xondal xrump to know about any fashion cultures when you're dressed like every generic dude ever.

11.04.2024 15:19:50

♥️ ♥️ It's Bimbology ♥️ ♥️
♥️they/them ♥️

alexa pro

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11.04.2024 15:21:50
alexa pro

major eyeroll

11.04.2024 15:21:50

juno

he/hymn

like forum posts!!

YasSlayPuthy69

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11.04.2024 15:37:09
YasSlayPuthy69

you're an actual joke, ANTIFA BIMBOS AGAINST WHATEVER U ARE...

11.04.2024 15:37:09

The ANTIFA of bimbo land I guess according to Chris, a 40 Y/O French Man

CarCrashBimbo

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11.04.2024 15:40:21
CarCrashBimbo

This case is about more than just the outfit. Sweetsy is being kind, and humorous, by making it just about the outfit. I thought Kitty would be brought before the court on a different, and much more serious set of "misjudgements".

Kitty has one of the worst cases of #CFEID I have ever seen in the history of this game.
She is a serial "If I Hate You I Will DOX You" PermaFlatlander.
And she shows no indication that she will stop talking about Flatlands SAN, his wife, his kids, whatever she can dig up.
A week back she made her infamous "...daddy..." post where it looks like she named two children...
It was clear to me what the reference was to. Maybe she just made up the names? You tell us, Kitty.

Serial Flatlanders pose an grossly negative and unsettling risk to the fun, and sanctity and tomfoolery of Ximboland.

But there is now a bigger problem, with an election coming up:
Will she and others in her "Group" of SAN Haters transfer their hatred onto any new PB elect
That has tried to show a little kindness to and tried to go with the flow of
The SweetasNuts/MissBimbo Ximboland 2.0?

What this trial needs to accomplish
Is to put the entire "I'm going to ruin your Flatland Life" on trial
In the hope that that group will finally relax, let things play out,
And let the next PB just try and do a good job with fear of
Being visited by a pickup truck full of armed Bimboassassins.

I think Kitty's outfit is cute, but that not the point here, as I see it.

Naming those two kids in that post a week ago is the point.
As well as her many other posts full of Flatland info about things that don't exist in Ximboland.
But that is not this case, and this case is just the outfit.
And I guess I will have to vote not gullty, because the outfit is cute.
And I don't want her or any of you others (I know who you are)
To DOX me if I win the election. #EndTheDOXXINGGang

OK Thumbs Downers. Do your thing!

11.04.2024 15:40:21

Dr.CarCrashSpears - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July.

What is the story behind the French 75? The drink dates to World War I, The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun. MOF CCB FIRED