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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v KittyOnyx

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
52
Created
11.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
KittyOnyx
Level 38
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 41309
Reputation: 19291
Posts: 423
Freethinkerland
13.04.2024 01:28:55
KittyOnyx

CarCrashBimbo wrote:
This case is about more than just the outfit.  Sweetsy is being kind, and humorous, by making it just about the outfit.  I thought Kitty would be brought before the court on a different, and much more serious set of "misjudgements".

Kitty has one of the worst cases of #CFEID I have ever seen in the history of this game.
She is a serial "If I Hate You I Will DOX You" PermaFlatlander. 
And she shows no indication that she will stop talking about Flatlands SAN, his wife, his kids, whatever she can dig up.
A week back she made her infamous "...daddy..." post where it looks like she named two children...
It was clear to me what the reference was to.  Maybe she just made up the names?  You tell us, Kitty.

Serial Flatlanders pose an grossly negative and unsettling risk to the fun, and sanctity and tomfoolery of Ximboland.

But there is now a bigger problem, with an election coming up:
Will she and others in her "Group" of SAN Haters transfer their hatred onto any new PB elect
That has tried to show a little kindness to and tried to go with the flow of
The SweetasNuts/MissBimbo Ximboland 2.0?

What this trial needs to accomplish
Is to put the entire "I'm going to ruin your Flatland Life" on trial
In the hope that that group will finally relax, let things play out,
And let the next PB just try and do a good job with fear of
Being visited by a pickup truck full of armed Bimboassassins.

I think Kitty's outfit is cute, but that not the point here, as I see it.

Naming those two kids in that post a week ago is the point.
As well as her many other posts full of Flatland info about things that don't exist in Ximboland

Sweets said he wanted freedom of speech. I asked him how far he is willing to go with freedom of speech, and he never responded, so i am lead to believe this place is a free-for-all.
Sooo we can post about Iowas "flatlander" ("real-life" for those confused what this means, i had to look it up cause no one talks like this in reality) transition but i cant post about sweets life? How far is he willing to take freedom of speech?

13.04.2024 01:28:55
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
cyprienne
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26570
Reputation: 16148
Posts: 44
Atheista
13.04.2024 01:32:27
cyprienne

so I used to know a kid whose dad owned the apartment building we lived in, and if we didn't play with him, he'd scream that we have to because his dad owns the playground and we'll all get kicked out for bullying. actual 10 year old behaviour...

13.04.2024 01:32:27
Smut Me - Haezer
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271614
Reputation: 103978
Posts: 2818
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 02:04:09
KatieBoutique

craigslist-stripper wrote:
i thought the prime ximbo was tasked with it. i thought that was the whole point of chris changing the description of the position recently. im just wondering if this is the supposed riveting engagement he is intending to be the cornerstone duty of the prime ximbo role
The way I’m reading his post, sure the PB and State Ministers can provide “entertainment” through their normal avenues…contests…forum engagement…but the entertaining I think he is striving for is multifaceted and maybe not in a PB or SM’s wheelhouse:

What the rules are for this is completely wide open, as I understand it.
including the Fashion Car Crash Bimbo Trials…
…and the utter insanity of the SM Election…not the votes…but who ran,
…and almost won!

Entertaining is fun.  I love it.  
A few others do too.
There is nothing that Boob Palace can throw at us that we can’t outdo…
it just takes some thought, some prep, and the nerves to take some risks.


13.04.2024 02:04:09
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806732
Reputation: 323014
Posts: 1659
Agnostica
13.04.2024 02:24:04
craigslist-stripper

he goes a lot more in depth than just “contests and forum engagement” with what he expects the prime ximbo to be doing

8) The Prime Bimbo role is a wide and varied one and includes but is not exhausted to hosting Prime Ximbo contests, hosting crazes, creating interesting topics of debate and conversation in the Town Square, hosting fashion wars, entertaining/marketing/posting to twitter/facebook, welcoming new Ximbos, befriending old Ximbos, creating new fun alt accounts, having fun and remembering that first and foremost you are an ENTERTAINER and an ambassador of Ximboland. Make the role your own! you will be supported and creativity and fun encouraged

my complaint was a lack of entertaining topics, as he just keeps making the same boring fashion trial over and over. but where are the crazes? contests? marketing? social media? does he even leave welcome messages for new players? so far ive just seen him alienate people. chris is very good at criticizing others for their form of engagement with the game, yet he seems to be struggling to perform to his own written standards. sorry if i was expecting too much from the man who is constantly dictating what everyone else should be doing better



13.04.2024 02:24:04

Generic Bimbo
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 517
Reputation: 611
Posts: 16
Agnostica
14.04.2024 01:06:35
Generic Bimbo

I don’t understand? I’m so confused..

14.04.2024 01:06:35
Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 143575
Reputation: 6915
Posts: 233
Freethinkerland
14.04.2024 16:42:52
Slayyyocrates

I'm afraid there is no light bulb in this one...

14.04.2024 16:42:52
Slayyyocrates for Prime Bimbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού
Generic Bimbo
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 517
Reputation: 611
Posts: 16
Agnostica
14.04.2024 17:18:12
Generic Bimbo

I’m confused because all bimbos should be allowed to wear what she wants
Same with himbos!  
Why are we punishing bimbos for not looking like me? 

14.04.2024 17:18:12
Daphnee_Mino
Level 30
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21162
Reputation: 20869
Posts: 547
Agnostica
14.04.2024 17:41:39
Daphnee_Mino

Daphnee_Mino

14.04.2024 17:41:39

Magalina Hagalina
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16957
Reputation: 9582
Posts: 228
Atheista
14.04.2024 18:27:33
Magalina Hagalina

the prosecuted ximbo lit'rally has exposed midriff, hon. some of us cain't expose much on account of our sensy-tive skin. an' that's okay! 

ain't it odd how madame prezzy-dent is pushin' to make sure folks vote an' participate in PXFC... an' yet you, mistuh nuts, find fault in contest outfits from the past? that ain't helpin' rally folks to part-itchy-pate, hon.
 
we all have major lapses in judgement, hon. do better.




14.04.2024 18:27:33
♥ musky, crusty, famously obscene-uh ♥
CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 86487
Reputation: 7478
Posts: 373
Antitheocra
14.04.2024 18:57:13
CarCrashBimbo

Generic Bimbo wrote:
I’m confused because all bimbos should be allowed to wear what she wants
Same with himbos!  
Why are we punishing bimbos for not looking like me? 
No one is being "punished".
The "Trials" are a form of The Quibitch.
If you don't read The Handbook...well suit yourselves.

***Yes Bitch!***

14.04.2024 18:57:13
Dr.CarCrashSpears - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July. 

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