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✧༺♥༻✧ Pollyx's Birthday Ball (Fashion Contest) ✧༺♥༻✧

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67
Created
15.04.2024
Author
Katrynah
Lilith_babe
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20289
Reputation: 11118
Posts: 126
Freethinkerland
16.04.2024 05:40:08
Lilith_babe

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Lilith_babe
Late to the party, but... fashionably! I walk in through the main hall, and heads turn in surprise to see how elegantly yet more casually and comfortably I'm dressed. I love the way this poppy flower pin goes with my dress! I lightly tap my Martini glass to get the room's attention.

"
Good evening, everyone! I would like to make a quick speech. First of all, thank you, Katrynah, for throwing this wonderful birthday ball! And happiest birthday to Polly! I would like to raise a toast, to Polly, the birthday beauty, dressed in quite lovely attire, may I add. You're looking lovely this evening! May you have a happy birthday, and many more to come! And let's give a big thanks to Katrynah for throwing this party together, and of course, the ability to attend from out of state, and the lovely poppy pins! ¡Saludos!" *Downs Martini.*

16.04.2024 05:40:08
Dum 4 Cum
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Freethinkerland
16.04.2024 15:30:01
Dum 4 Cum

As the evening darkens into night you notice a strangely dressed man sitting with his ear pressed against the western wall. He beckons you closer.

“Do you hear it?”

You press your ear to the cool stone. The sound of soft tapping can be heard from the other side. As you meet the man’s gaze the sound stops. Something skitters across the roof. The partygoers pay no notice.

The man sighs, “just an animal then,” and turns to leave.

A ceiling tile crumbles to the floor. Sounds of surprise fill the hall. You look up.

Something is staring at you through the broken ceiling. Large spines cover its blue body. Its empty stare pins you in place. A sense of impending doom closes up your throat as it opens its mouth and rasps:

“Run.”



16.04.2024 15:30:01

ambercrystals
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Atheista
16.04.2024 15:35:40
ambercrystals

in my heart everyone who has submitted something in the second person has the same narrator as everyone else and these events are happening to them in quick succession throughout the night... my heart goes out to this partygoer who has been very lost, taken psychic damage from decadance, and encountered glammed up, bloody sonic, all over the course of the night lol

16.04.2024 15:35:40

SinksTears
Level 96
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Antitheocra
16.04.2024 18:59:37
SinksTears


I place my heavy gift on the table with the others and go straight for the beverages. If it's spiked so be it, I need the alcohol in my system at this point. I'm already drenched in sweat, and the party has just begun! I grab a couple of napkins and try to brush up a little bit, party's give me major anxiety and I rather not look sweaty in front of everyone ESPECIALLY the birthday girl!! 
I'd Love a banner <3

16.04.2024 18:59:37

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viscerae
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Atheista
16.04.2024 22:53:47
viscerae


Accompanied by two trusty pet tigers, a silent figure walks across the hall and drops off a present, only to vanish into thin air. In the spot where they previously stood, a letter floats down to the ground. It reads, "Wishing you all the best on this wonderful day. Happy birthday, Pollyx!".
Someone's gonna have to do something about the big cats, though...

16.04.2024 22:53:47
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

drdentist
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26702
Reputation: 5973
Posts: 13
Agnostica
17.04.2024 01:59:40
drdentist


Hello all, unfortunately, I am very late due to a certain procedure. one of my patients unfortunately today had very strong bone and as such we had some difficulty with their full-mouth extractions... yes, in order to replace their teeth with far sluttier implants... it is one of the new procedures I am recommending along with gum waxing... I am quite late to the party but fortunately the guests, will not miss me too dearly, because I have added expensive Electric toothbrushes and full-sized tubes of toothpaste to the goodie bags the gracious hostess and her dog have prepared. Yes, as I am escorted into the building I encounter the smell of THCs and am glad I brought my dry-mouth rinse to the party, as smoking marijuana can result in dry mouth and this can cause cavities and bad breath. Please remember to drink enough water my high friends <3 I immediately notice, the ximboglizzy's immaculate oral health, and I am compelled to ask about their oral healthcare routine. Everyone has room to grow and improve their oral health, even me, believe it or not! 

Of course it is the birthday of dear Pollyx and I will be gifting her a "crown," for her teeth, at her earliest convenience. What is in the package? well, it is her bejewled invisaligners for the next two months. I am eager to converse with my friends and potential patients about the values of oral healthcare and how this minister is wielding her power to shine a light in our mouths, so to speak, xoxo 


17.04.2024 01:59:40
reivalentine
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Agnostica
17.04.2024 05:38:10
reivalentine

reivalentine

A Blessed Day ! ♥️ One of many ! ♥️ Always a celebration in the presence of State Minister Pollyx! ♥️

Whether be the many dress ups ♥️ Even Arts from many, both experienced and new ! ♥️

A little dare and lots of peeking in dozens of friendly contests ! ♥️ Nights of thousands celebrations and creativity ! ♥️

Dancing in joys, even The Beyond are enjoying such spooking surprises and sharing of magical moments ♥️

Whether be The Beings of Above and Below, all looking upon in adoration of such a great leader, State Minister Pollyx ! ♥️




17.04.2024 05:38:10
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For me in contests: Participation only. No diamonds please. Only Banners. Thank you. ♥️
liveangel
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Reasonopia
17.04.2024 07:45:59
liveangel

liveangel
Liveangel saunters in, fashionably late, gift-wrapped boxes in hand. I should have worn something easier to dance in, she realized as she walked over to the gift table to deposit her presents. After placing them amongst the pile, she makes her way to the milk tea fountain for a refreshing drink.

I'd love to have a banner, please!

17.04.2024 07:45:59

Pollyx
Level 126
Status: State Minister
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Reputation: 48958
Posts: 778
Antitheocra
17.04.2024 15:42:54
Pollyx

woah!! what's this?? a special late-night delivery of poppy and other flower brooches for himbo guests ?? what???

(I added the Canadian Poppy Brooch and British Poppy Brooch items to the himbo shop, as well as a few other rose and flower items in various colors. find them in accessories!! if you've already submitted a look as a himbo, no worries, it won't be counted against you, just thought I might as well add them!! I will port over all the badge and brooch items I can to the himbo shop with time, just thought I'd add some florals for the contest!!)



17.04.2024 15:42:54
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ximboglizzy
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Posts: 734
Secville
18.04.2024 02:22:54
ximboglizzy

like seriously how can u not love polly for this-

thank you polly<33333 genuinely the best 

18.04.2024 02:22:54
click the magic leaf -> 

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