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[Controversial Subjects] GeminiXXX's manifesto of United States of Ximboland

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Created
08.05.2022
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LillyAnn
Linny
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Secville
09.05.2022 01:18:27
Linny

(((THE JOKER OF XIMBOLAND)))

This is wild hhfhhdhfhd on a serious note, imho socializing with people from other areas leads to better understanding against prejudice. It's easier to start fight based off prejudice too.

09.05.2022 01:18:27
LillyAnn
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Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 01:24:15
LillyAnn

frogbimbo wrote:
Okay here we go xD
Honestly, the world is full of people with different opinions, however wrong they may be or seem to us. I am against guns, but in favor of abortion. I have my reasons for thinking like this, for example, where a person sees that having access to weapons is good for people's safety, I see that it is a danger if those weapons fall into the wrong hands. The good thing, in my opinion, is that despite having such different opinions, at the end of the day we can be a civilized community and somehow respect each other. Obviously I wouldn't approve of anyone being homophobic, racist, etc... but for example that differs a lot from if I don't believe in God and someone else does, but respects personal decisions and doesn't disrespect others. It is very difficult for the world to be perfect and we all think the same, but at least we can try to get along and maintain respect among all. Sorry for the long text and especially sorry if there are spelling mistakes, English is not my first language!
Making Ximboland have a single state would erase the diversity of opinions, free choice, etc... and after all, this is the internet!! Here everything takes many turns and changes like crazy. My only strong opinion is that frogs should be the animal protected by all states and that there should be a frog dress free for all. Green please. With pink ribbons. And well debate and fight me lol hahhahahahahah
Tnx for gifting us a pleasure to read smt meaningful.
Your English is quite perfect, at least for me. I agree that that making XL a single state is a bad idea, but also I do think that Freethinkerland is still the most progressive and most open-minded state. We can't and shouldn't force that onto others. It wouldn't be right.

09.05.2022 01:24:15

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

slurpie
Level 26
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Posts: 23
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 03:47:15
slurpie

ButterfIy wrote:
I'm SCREAMING, it's giving S. Lut when she had a meltie earlier. Gemini sis, hang it up flatscreen and go to bed.
i’m fucking DYINGGGGG at this girl i am in STITCHES 

09.05.2022 03:47:15

skrotfish
Level 15
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Posts: 17
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 03:49:44
skrotfish

this post is KNUTS , all caps. I feel like everyone else has said what needs to be said but a homie told me about this and i just had to come toast my own marshmallow over this dumpster fire lmao

09.05.2022 03:49:44
"Dolls wouldn't suit my character either, I'm crude and spunky."
         

JOKER OF BIMBOLAND
Level 16
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Posts: 3
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 05:03:30
JOKER OF BIMBOLAND

YOU HAVE CALLED, AND I HAVE ARRIVED

09.05.2022 05:03:30

GeminiXXX
Level 12
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Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 05:43:06
GeminiXXX

Breaking News: State Minister Butterfly Thinks God Is Real! What Else Does She Believe In?

State Minister Miss Butterfly thinks God is real. Just like Santa and the Easter Bunny! How fun! The ideas for hosting religious baby showers and children's events is endless now. You can even dunk them in a bathtub and say they are baptized! 

Miss Butterfly has been baptized enough by her fame and title of State Minister, so what else does she believe to make her qualified to be baptized again? Marrying the conspiracy theorist's nightmare Mark Zuckerberg? Having a threesome with Elon Musk? Or maybe a secret rendezvous with former president Donald Trump? The possibilities are endless for this wild and sensational woman! A baptism could be the spotlight of her wedding! So chic and trendy!

To really put the W in woman, rumors of her very own couture line has been going around. In this line, items such as penile shaped bags that are bejewelled with at least 10,000 Swarovski crystals, diamond encrusted condoms, and as well as her very own sex doll, Mr. Fly are being talked about. As well as her very own Barbie pink vibrator with real diamonds! 
Do we know the price tags on these items? Not yet! The sensational Miss Butterfly has many ideas in that State Minister brain of hers, and a makeup line collab between Paris Hilton is in the cards!  

As well as a potential couture line and makeup collab, the State Minister also has the big marketing advantage over prom season. Rumor has it that she is secretly a fashion designer and has designed outfits for the Prime herself. But don't let that get your hopes up! She's only into making lines and fine ass designs for the big leagues. 

Guess I will really have to step up on my game from being a car washer to a Masseur! She only has the eye for money and hard workers, so sorry trendy teenagers, you're out of her sights for now. But big business men? Try your luck with the sassy Miss Butterfly. Who knows? You might receive a mysterious golden envelope in your mail embossed with a monarch. Because she is The Monarch. And she's always watching. 

Disclaimer: This article is for entertainment purposes only and comments stated are not stated as true facts. No harm was done to State Minister Miss Butterfly or her affiliates. 

09.05.2022 05:43:06

JOKER OF BIMBOLAND
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3172
Reputation: 3099
Posts: 3
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 05:44:56
JOKER OF BIMBOLAND

my child, u r cringe

09.05.2022 05:44:56

GeminiXXX
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1158
Reputation: 1123
Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 05:47:08
GeminiXXX

Joker of Bimboland ofc I am! I feel so honored! Thanks for the compliment, child! 

09.05.2022 05:47:08

Joji_Jorogumo
Level 29
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 55
Antitheocra
09.05.2022 05:54:54
Joji_Jorogumo

Idk why you have such a hate boner for Butterfly, literally everyone told you that you were in the wrong, and this post didn't work out how you wanted it to.
I thought you were done with this thread and logging tf off, tbh I think it would be better for your mental well-being to do so. Fail troll has failed.

You have claimed we are toxic, bullying, and harassing you. You've gone on a blocking spree when people have straight up have made valid points to your argument. Yet here you are feeding the troll, showing how salted you are over someone saying you AVATAR'S nose was big over two days ago

09.05.2022 05:54:54


GeminiXXX
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1158
Reputation: 1123
Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 05:58:27
GeminiXXX

Oh Joji, sweet summer child! Learn to take a joke! She's the butt of mine and she doesn't seem to give a shit or a rat's ass. So get your big girl panties out of a twist or go cry about it in your dark little closet so no one can hear you hun. It's all fun and games in the end. This is posts inspired by The Globe, an infamously horrible news outlet that spews lies and horse shit for laughs. So if you don't like it then that's too bad. Some of you are a tad too sensetive for forums. Go log off and take a deep breath and drink some H2O for a change. 

09.05.2022 05:58:27

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