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[Controversial Subjects] GeminiXXX's manifesto of United States of Ximboland

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Created
08.05.2022
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LillyAnn
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 46692
Posts: 2268
Secville
08.05.2022 20:25:21
ButterfIy

I'm SCREAMING, it's giving S. Lut when she had a meltie earlier. Gemini sis, hang it up flatscreen and go to bed.

08.05.2022 20:25:21
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Nova Moondust
Level 25
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Posts: 49
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 20:44:35
Nova Moondust

Joji_Jorogumo wrote:
YALL I GOT BLOCKED LMFAO
I am CRYING over the REASON WHY xD 

You have been blocked by GeminiXXX.
Reason: Clearly being a drama queen over trolling and crying about it gets you in here. :) Bye bye.

I am in literal tears over this, this is the highlight of my time in BimboLand.
Omg that's fucking gold.

They started the drama to "spice things up" and now can't handle the heat. XDXDXD

08.05.2022 20:44:35
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bxdcherri
Level 187
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Posts: 1987
Reasonopia
08.05.2022 20:49:52
bxdcherri

 Bro this whole forum was a ROLLERCOASTER!
At first I thought it was serious, then I didn't, then I did, and now its just a tl;dr. Here's my two cents - "Some people just shouldn't be on the internet" - so you're saying because your attempt at a troll post was received poorly and was actually believable, people who read it as such don't deserve to be on the internet? Bruh I'm just here for the dress up. My Dyspraxic, Autistic ass read that "troll" post as genuine. My bad, guess I'm not allowed the internet, no more dress up games for meeeee ;-;

08.05.2022 20:49:52

ButterfIy
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Posts: 2268
Secville
08.05.2022 21:01:56
ButterfIy

It was a piss poor trolling attempt, all things considered. Can't say I didn't laugh at her though!

08.05.2022 21:01:56
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
LillyAnn
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Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 21:02:58
LillyAnn

Everyone's alright?

I had a nap and woke up into 5 pages in this thread. Unbelievable!

08.05.2022 21:02:58

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

kaedee3434
Level 22
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Posts: 37
Agnostica
08.05.2022 21:10:32
kaedee3434

lol ik its trolling attempt but the " we might go to war " part got me xxDD

08.05.2022 21:10:32
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Joji_Jorogumo
Level 29
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 55
Antitheocra
08.05.2022 21:29:12
Joji_Jorogumo

bxdcherri wrote:
 Bro this whole forum was a ROLLERCOASTER!
At first I thought it was serious, then I didn't, then I did, and now its just a tl;dr. Here's my two cents - "Some people just shouldn't be on the internet" - so you're saying because your attempt at a troll post was received poorly and was actually believable, people who read it as such don't deserve to be on the internet? Bruh I'm just here for the dress up. My Dyspraxic, Autistic ass read that "troll" post as genuine. My bad, guess I'm not allowed the internet, no more dress up games for meeeee ;-;
I am also Autistic and the way they came off was wild. I love how they seemed so progressive but realize some people cant detect tone in person let alone on the internet. But Moon had a valid point here "They started the drama to "spice things up" and now can't handle the heat." TBH they did come off as genuine, most of the time I can see troll post due to my 10+ years on the internet, so I don't blame you at all.

Bullshit aside, enjoy the dress up game, I peeped your profile and your Avi is so cute <3

08.05.2022 21:29:12


GeminiXXX
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Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 21:33:10
GeminiXXX

Moved from "lets be real here", originally posted at 2022-05-07 18:42:21
Who thinks that if you are from Freethinkerland or somewhere else should only be friends with people from the same state?

Should we be against allowing people from other places to converse and form friendships? In my eyes a friendship between a Freethinkerlander and a Agnostican doesn't seem to work out well at all. Should we be choosy in who we trust if they are outsiders from another state? We have to protect our reputations in our own respective states somehow.

I'd rather not have someone from another state barging in thinking they are my instant buddy when they aren't. At the same time we shouldn't come off as a barbarian and uncivilized, as well as rude. 


We have to keep our Senators as well as the Prime in our good faith by staying within state lines. I believe those against guns and abortion should not converse with the people or Freethinkerland for our own safety and their own safety. This isn't Dramaland now is it? Do you think they should be separated and relationships between people from different states forbidden? We have to keep the peace somehow.

We don't want a Ximbo War do we? We've seen our Capitalist predecessors as well as our horrid history. The same goes for Communism and Socialism. Here should be a paradise where everyone should be united, yet when I saw all the other states compared to Freethinkerland, I was a bit disgusted yet not surprised.

I think the other states are not as progressive. They are all conservative in my eyes, and all I see is Freethinkers paving the way for a somewhat brighter future. So in reality, there is a discrepancy as well as a lie Ximboland is telling us. 

We are never truly united since A. there are six states B.they are either conservative, against guns, or against abortion, or both of one of these C.some people are homophobic/transphobic D.they have religion over science and think science is all lies and not facts that have been legitimately proven. 

So now that I have stated my viewpoints and asked my questions, I want those of you to civilly discuss this in the comments if you wish. If we want to be united, we have to come to some sort of compromise to truly make Ximboland a united Internet Republic.

Six states with their own ideas and who are against things like guns and abortion is NOT UNITED. We either have to agree that women have the right to their own bodies and people have the own right to have firearms for self defense and hunting purposes, or we do not call Ximboland a united republic at all. 



08.05.2022 21:33:10

GeminiXXX
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Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 21:38:03
GeminiXXX

Moved from "lets be real here", originally posted at 2022-05-07 18:52:59
ButterfIy wrote:
Some things are better left unsaid and unread.
Then don't comment. If you have a problem, quietly and respectfully flutter away, Butterfly. :)

08.05.2022 21:38:03

GeminiXXX
Level 12
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 1123
Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 21:40:15
GeminiXXX

Moved from "lets be real here", originally posted at 2022-05-07 19:00:48
PlushKlavier wrote:
Girl we don't need segregation, drama finds this place one way or another and the state ideologies have jack shit to do with anything or how ppl on this site interact w/ each other especially when ppl decide to join a state like Reasonopia bc the state sport is sucking dick and eating pussy, it's not that deep
Yet this place is literally segregated. There are six different states and many of them have offensive/controversial views. Like being against abortion and guns. Let's be honest. This place is not peaceful nor is it united. It never will be unless they strip away the six states and make it all into one. Just saying. 

08.05.2022 21:40:15

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