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Welcome to InfiniMart // A Fashion Contest

Category
The Runway
Posts
59
Created
16.11.2020
Author
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AnastazjaNadia
Level 260
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17135790
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Posts: 23907
Reasonopia
21.11.2020 22:31:20
AnastazjaNadia

AnastazjaNadia

21.11.2020 22:31:20
CommunityVerified
Level 98
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Reputation: 40883
Posts: 713
Reasonopia
22.11.2020 03:22:55
CommunityVerified

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In a flash of lightning, The Flesh materializes in the center of the store, ready for a shopping adventure. It's skin is flaking off its skeleton, its extreme dandruff floating through the air and piling on the linoleum as it makes its way to the snack aisle. By the time it has perused the chips, its skull is free of skin and meat, except for its bulging eyes, which gaze at the nutrition facts of each snack, unblinking because it no longer has eyelids. The Flesh decides to purchase a can of Pringles. They store better for interspace travel than those pesky air bag chips. It also picks up a room temperature bottle of Crystal Pepsi, hoping for that  aggressively bubbly crystal flavor.

After paying, in another zap of lightning, The Flesh disappears, leaving behind flakes of skin and a slightly charred spot on the ground where the bolt struck. 

22.11.2020 03:22:55
 
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
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Agnostica
22.11.2020 05:07:49
craigslist-stripper

craigslist-stripper
Mythical Succubus & Bimbo Extraordinaire Stella Serenity stopped by to grab an avocado like... three weeks ago. Four? She was losing track. She never found the avocados, she had to settle for some grapes. They were both green, right? Oh, and she was never able to find the checkout counter, either. She kept getting lost in spontaneous fog patches and wandering around in circles. InfiniMart really is infinite... shit...

Um... Stella swore she walked down this isle just a few minutes ago - the one with all the varieties of Steak-In-A-Jar and and Steak O's Cereal. Nonono, no. Wait. These weren't steak products. Stella looked closer at a bottle on the shelf - Chicken Milk! it read, there were plain, chocolate, and strawberry milk varieties. And right here were the Chicken Oats and some Chicken Crunch Cereal... Stella wished she could get out of the breakfast meats section! She was sure there were like, clothes and home goods someplace in this store, too, but so far all she'd seen was food.

Ah, the fog was coming back. Hopefully she'd be taken far away from any more boxed meat. She was beginning to lose hope of ever finding a register to pay, she was pretty sure the Mart had teleported to a new galaxy anyways. How was she going to get home now? The fog dropped her in the gum isle. Oooh, they even have pre-chewed! Stella had to admit, InfiniMart really stocked everything the galaxy had to offer.


22.11.2020 05:07:49

THUNDERCUNT
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8674
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Posts: 23
Atheista
22.11.2020 14:06:52
THUNDERCUNT

 THUNDERCUNT
Unbeknownst to all you gleeful shoppers , there is a mysterious creature lurking in the shadows, just beyond the glaring neon lights.
She lasciviously ogles  each and everyone of you , as you enter and exit the mall .... drooling with anticipation as she shops for her next meal !
Which one of you will she choose ?

 




22.11.2020 14:06:52
Amatoe_Korami
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30014
Reputation: 21809
Posts: 9
Atheista
22.11.2020 16:25:52
Amatoe_Korami

Thanks for invite. :-)



Daria Chernova
18-22 years old.
Live at Prague, Czech Republic.
Aviator.
Like beer, theatre, mystic stories,read books,model business and trolling friends.
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Personage story in created.


22.11.2020 16:25:52
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vegaaninen
Level 40
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 471
Atheista
22.11.2020 17:53:06
vegaaninen

vegaaninen

ÆTR400 is in charge of costuming for the upcoming space opera h̷͙́͐ä̴͙́m̶̛̬͙͒́͝͝ḽ̵̛̗̩͖͔̿̍̉ȇ̴͎̿̉̈̄t̵͕̳̠̃̇̃ ̸̹̭̫̔͝b̸̻̟̯̋u̵͖͝t̴͈͔̿̊̇ ̵̛̪̺̦̜̭̚l̶̥͒ị̸̧̼̖̈̍̓̕ͅk̸̩̯̞̆̈́̀͜ȇ̷̙̦͘,̸̛̰̹͕̪̂̎̌ͅ ̴̡̣̠̘̮͌̄̑̿ǵ̸̩̭̗͕͍̈́a̸͇͂̈́̓ỷ̷̰̲͉͛ ̷̥̘͚̦̼̑̑̇a̷̰̟̎̌̽̑n̶̝̾̄͝d̷̹̃ ̶̜̲͝ĭ̶͍͍͔̈̐n̸̤̼̝̣̓ ̵̻̝͚̻̉s̵͉͕̥̩̾p̸̱̳̖̻͇͂͆̿̈́̓ä̴̢̐̊̅̎c̵͓̲͆̌ĕ̸̡̬̞̳̖ and she is no rookie when it comes to interdimensional travel in search for the perfect props and greatest quality materials for her plays. delighted by infinimart's toy gun selection ÆTR400 has impulsively picked one up even if she's not quite sure the melodramatic space hamlet she is supposed to be dressing in a few weeks would gravitate towards such an item. it can always be used for a future project instead.

she has also heard many good things about infinimart's craft isle from her friends in the theatre industry, but once she finally makes it to the fabrics, (really it feels like entire days have passed since she first stepped foot on the arts and crafts section) ÆTR400 is quickly reduced to tears as it turns out the store has ran out of stock of human skin sold by the yard. guess she'll have to check out walmart instead.

22.11.2020 17:53:06
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Miss Gendered
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42007
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Posts: 42
Secville
22.11.2020 23:11:31
Miss Gendered

Miss Gendered
Ugghh!! Its sooo not easy being the multiverse's hottest gliched techno-entity, but someone has to do it.



22.11.2020 23:11:31
THEY / HE  ,   LIVE FREE OR DIE






stupidcuntidiot
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 247099
Reputation: 18737
Posts: 19
Atheista
23.11.2020 04:38:02
stupidcuntidiot

stupidcuntidiot

Ugh, don't you hate it when you get all the way to the store, only to realize you left half of your body in the wormhole? :/
Like, you do the whole indeterminate-amount-of-time trip through the dizzying and warped expanse of space and then you have to go right back. Or even worse, you somehow make it all the way to the cashier and you're about to pay for your cup noodles and shifting pile of semi-transparent plasma and you realize "Shit, I left the other half of my physical form at home!! is my nervous system exposed right now?" And then you have to do the phase-of-shame past all the other humanoid beings in the line and they probably all think you can't even afford all your functioning sensory organs.
Literally SO embarrassing. I can never show this half of my face here again.

23.11.2020 04:38:02

Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674311
Reputation: 186758
Posts: 3551
Secville
23.11.2020 15:35:14
Namastis

Namastis

I've just traveled the galaxy in search of Christmas presents. I have a nanoparticle thrower for my husband and a mini robot dog for my daughter. But I can't find anywhere the simulator of life on the Eartharth that my son wants. It i s sold out on every planet.
Maybe that's good. This game is so scary and cruel.
Anyway, I'm exhausted. It's so hot in these interplanetary malls. I am LITERALLY melting. Stupid people from the Earth. They made up some "Christmas holidays", and the whole universe took it from them. What a stupidity ...

23.11.2020 15:35:14
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Isabelle_S23
Level 127
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 3621
Atheista
23.11.2020 15:58:51
Isabelle_S23

Isabelle_S23

Despite being warned to be careful, Lily decided to go to Infinimart as soon as she saw that the prices were amazing, it was totally worth it! She mostly came to hoard some toilet paper but she just could not resist all these amazing things!

After awhile things started getting hazy, she noticed that she hadn’t seen anyone since she came in and that her phone and watch were not working. She didn’t know how long she had been there, it felt like days, she was so tired.

There was a strange feeling telling her she was being watched and that she needed to get out of this place but after some time she couldn’t remember why, all she could think was to keep shopping…



23.11.2020 15:58:51
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