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Welcome to InfiniMart // A Fashion Contest

Category
The Runway
Posts
59
Created
16.11.2020
Author
viscerae
cr0cpot
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16441
Reputation: 11154
Posts: 117
Atheista
19.11.2020 01:09:52
cr0cpot

cr0cpot
Leuciphia throws the best tea parties in her home dimension, but unfortunately her guests don't always play nice. Her last party in particular was a disaster- she invited the leaders from the galaxies Myrmidon and Upsilon- forgetting that they were involved in a millenia-long war. Her favorite tea set was smashed in the resulting battle at her home, and so naturally she slaughtered all her guests and is now trading their organs for a new tea set- as well as ingredients for a tea to bring her stuffies to life. She thinks they'll make much better guests.
[WARNING: after the incident, any being attempting to interact with Leuciphia will be slaughtered on sight]
 




19.11.2020 01:09:52
KitteaCat
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5723
Reputation: 4233
Posts: 55
Atheista
19.11.2020 01:26:14
KitteaCat

KitteaCat
Modernity hasn't been kind to the Faerie Realms. It's become increasingly tricky to lure unsuspecting mortals into the deep woods, thanks to deforestation, and that's not even getting into all the iron and steel everywhere.

Still, a smart fairy learns to adapt, and an interdimensional portal is an interdimensional portal, so at least one fairy took advantage of the visiting Infinimart. And it even has a bonus, in that it gives her a chance to accessorize while she finds people to lure through the thin walls between realities.

"Oh, you were looking for the milk? I saw the dairy aisle back here... just a little further back... just keep following me... Oh, and do you want a snack while we look?"

19.11.2020 01:26:14
Kevin Fencepeer
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63882
Reputation: 23518
Posts: 107
Reasonopia
19.11.2020 10:12:14
Kevin Fencepeer

niveK doesn't like shopping. No, niveK does not like shopping at all. 
Kevin Fencepeer
Who on Earth bought all this stuff?! niveK doesn't know. Nope, niveK has no knowledge of this. But niveK has many arms and will help carry it all back to niveK's erhhhh... the unknown owner's home.

19.11.2020 10:12:14
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viscerae
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 240690
Reputation: 95117
Posts: 1411
Atheista
19.11.2020 14:51:28
viscerae


A scratchy voice suddenly blares out from the loudspeakers.

"ATTENTION, CUSTOMERS, WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE... *coughcough* wait, what's that? OH SORRY, MY BAD. IGNORE WHAT I SAID AND KEEP ON DOING YOUR THING THERE. BY THE WAY, IF YOU LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING, WE WILL KNOW, AND WE MIGHT HUNT YOU DOWN IF WE CAN BE BOTHERED. HAVE A NICE DAY! OwO"

You might be wondering how someone can even convey emoticons through speech, but considering the circumstances, this is probably the least of anyone's concerns here. 



[Just wanted to thank everyone for entering so far, this is gonna be soo hard to judge! *-* I'm also rly glad to see ppl having fun with this theme. Hope you all have a nice week :)]

19.11.2020 14:51:28
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

Septum_cat
Level 161
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3324981
Reputation: 117100
Posts: 1165
Secville
19.11.2020 23:25:44
Septum_cat

Thanks for the invite! ☼
Here's my entry. Just your everyday, roughedup robot spaced-navy general whos is out shopping (In this amazing mall which has everything a robot might need!) for some spareparts for her hand-gun and herself (a lady needs stuff and shopping in gennerel, u know)..when an oil spill happens.. She's so embarased, but because of her malfunctions (Which she's totally gonna fix with these new awesome spareparts) she generates a lot of electricity whih sparks around her.
Septum_cat


19.11.2020 23:25:44
Better Grade 
pierrot
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 49160
Reputation: 28254
Posts: 239
Antitheocra
20.11.2020 03:27:49
pierrot

tysm for the invite\(≧▽≦)/☆*:.。.*:。.☆

pierrot


wOO!!! finally, It's Death's day off :) 

         wait,,,,,,,umm what should they do? well, Famine has been talking about that new multi-dimensional store that opened a few weeks back. Something about toilet paper that screams as you wipe or maybe, shopping carts with paws instead of wheels
Might as well go see what its all about .。.:*☆






20.11.2020 03:27:49
reanimated corpse of your dreams -☆゚. ・they/xe/he/it //. ・ ☆゚. ・

AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
20.11.2020 12:28:18
AlienPrinceFromVenus

AlienPrinceFromVenus
First name Alien last name Prince had it all worked out. Being a time traveled fashion designer from the future Mx Prince knew an opportunity when one reared its slimy head from an interdimensional vortex. Alien grabbed their camera, put on their socks with open-toes (because socks with sandals were so 240 years too early), they even disguised themselves by putting on the ancient (but yet to be created in the present day) Moschino monster hat they thrifted a couple years back, or 238 years forward. There was even a robot cat (for some fucking reason.) Don't look at me, I'm just the Narrator.

They were ready to sneakily stalk and take pictures of the creatures of other worlds, looking for inspiration for their soon to be coming runway shows. (And can I just point out that the whole reason this fashion designer traveled to the past was because their unethical business practises got them in some legal trouble in the future, which they wanted to escape...)

But there was one thing Alien had not accounted for; their own time traveling self being a bit of a multi-dimensional hiccup if you will, it caused some minor glitching while in the InfiniMart. Nothing to worry about, but all hopes of subterfuge flew right out the window with all that noise surrounding them.

20.11.2020 12:28:18
They/Them 
TokiKonoe
Level 264
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 18631495
Reputation: 380567
Posts: 2450
Freethinkerland
20.11.2020 13:29:03
TokiKonoe

Fun facts about Venus and venusians;
In Venus diamonds are actually considered trash. Venusians use them as a fertilizer to grow their pink plants.
Instead, in Venus plastic rhinestones in all colors are extremely expensive and valued. Venusians just love bathing in them and wearing them. Rhinestones are popular gifts for their all-year winter holidays celebration.

Despite the fact that Venus has so hot air that it even melts lead, venusians themselves consider their 464celsius degrees kinda chilly and that's why they only have winter time on their calendars - they just decided to skip all the summer months. When they don't celebrate their never-ending winter holidays, they spend their time living luxurious life, shopping gifts for themselves and their friends and family.
This is a typical venusian, Asbtrysqwia, she's luxury shopping, of course, trying to find the most beautiful rhinestones for her venusian flying pet eye.
TokiKonoe

20.11.2020 13:29:03
bbjelly
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50726
Reputation: 19753
Posts: 230
Atheista
21.11.2020 03:38:45
bbjelly

another long shift working at infinitimart. its only been 10 minutes after opening and there’s already a huge puddle of goo.
sigh.
you grab the cleaning supplies and get down to business. ding! the motion sensor over the door rings, signifying that a customer has just walked in.
”hi welcome to infinitimart, i’ll be right with you in just a moment!” you yell as you continue to finish cleaning the mess.
splurch. splurch. splurch. heavy, wet footsteps walk towards you.
great. you think to yourself. another slimey one. 
excuse me” a woman’s voice booms, in a thick accent you have never heard before.
”oh ill be right with y-“ you turn to look over you shoulder.
a huge horned woman, probably about 8 feet tall and looking fresh out of a battle looms over you, standing in a puddle of blood that you assume is not her own. 
bbjelly
do you have the vegan snacks in this store” the woman asks in a slightly threatening tone.
”y-“
i return from century’s battle to refuel. vegan snacks are only way to replenish subsistence without cruelty
”ahh heh heh.” you laugh nervously as you stand up. “the vegan food is going to be over in aisle 688536384915.”
the woman begins to march in that direction, before you stop her.
”so... are you... winning..? the war?” you ask hesitantly.
of course. the bloodshed of my enemies is a guarantee when i am in command
 “alright well. congratulations .. i guess?”

21.11.2020 03:38:45
<————-sasuke
Spiffyfunpants
Level 242
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12359098
Reputation: 251582
Posts: 4047
Reasonopia
21.11.2020 22:04:11
Spiffyfunpants

Just like every other stylish girl in town, Morganza was so totally psyched to shop until she flopped at BimboLand's premiere luxury mart. Excited to spend all of her earnings from her first retractile modeling shoot, she couldn't believe her luck when she found a 497% off sale on her favorite items. With her arms and tentacles full of shopping bags, she breezed past the stocking gorgons on her way out the door, her glughole quivering with delight.

Spiffyfunpants

21.11.2020 22:04:11

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