Imagine the following situation:
It's late, you're tired, and for some reason you feel the urge to watch television. While channel-surfing, a headline catches your eye.
BREAKING NEWS: MYSTERIOUS VORTEX SIGHTED IN BIMBOLAND AND THERE'S LIKE, SOMETHING COMING OUT OF IT
BREAKING NEWS: MYSTERIOUS VORTEX SIGHTED IN BIMBOLAND AND THERE'S LIKE, SOMETHING COMING OUT OF IT
You dismiss it as a hallucination, but it turns out it's pretty legit. A fully-constructed building is reported to have suddenly appeared overnight, with no explanations or warnings.
The next day, advertisements in an indecipherable language sporadically appear on TV. Despite the language barriers, it's somehow possible to get the gist of it.
Welcome to InfiniMart, your one-stop shop for pretty much anything in this galaxy. Just don't stare too long at the product labels; it's known to give some people headaches.
But be quick! We'll only be here temporarily, and then you'll forget this place even existed.
*We accept every known currency in the universe, including
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Local authorities are unsure of how to deal with this, although they ask citizens to be wary of intergalactic consumerism and very stylish people.
That said...
Maybe you work here. Maybe you're a Karen from space who wants to speak to the manager.
Perhaps you're a brave soul looking to hoard some toilet paper, or a blogger doing an aesthetic™ photoshoot at the drinks aisle.
Whatever/whoever you are, it's time to show us who you are in the bread line!
Example looks:
Candy-loving cosmic being by PlushKlavier
Doll looking to buy friends by Poison Black:
Rebellious Alien (?) demon (???) by me:
Candy-loving cosmic being by PlushKlavier
Doll looking to buy friends by Poison Black:
Rebellious Alien (?) demon (???) by me:
Prizes:
1st place: 2000 b$ + medium chest
2nd place: 2000 b$ + small chest
3rd place: 1500b$ + 75 diamonds
4th place: 1000 b$ + 50 diamonds
5th place: 50 diamonds + lottery ticket
And banners for everyone! (This may take a while, though, so please be patient)
1st place: 2000 b$ + medium chest
2nd place: 2000 b$ + small chest
3rd place: 1500b$ + 75 diamonds
4th place: 1000 b$ + 50 diamonds
5th place: 50 diamonds + lottery ticket
And banners for everyone! (This may take a while, though, so please be patient)
Judging:
We will judge entries with using a points system, according to the following criteria. Himbos will be judged less harshly than bimbos, and will automatically receive 2 points for creativity when they enter.
Style/Visual appeal - 5 points
Description - 3 points
Creativity - 2 points
Style/Visual appeal - 5 points
Description - 3 points
Creativity - 2 points
Rules:
• You must post your entry between the 18th-26th November (begins and ends at midnight, bimboland time). Any entries posted before or after this period of time will not qualify.
• You must own your outfit and post it using the closet icon, or a link directly from bimbo.land. However, himbos and low-level bimbos (below level 25) can post a screenshot from the shop if they wish.
• Descriptions aren't obligatory, but they are appreciated and will count towards your score.
• You must post your entry between the 18th-26th November (begins and ends at midnight, bimboland time). Any entries posted before or after this period of time will not qualify.
• You must own your outfit and post it using the closet icon, or a link directly from bimbo.land. However, himbos and low-level bimbos (below level 25) can post a screenshot from the shop if they wish.
• Descriptions aren't obligatory, but they are appreciated and will count towards your score.
• Entries that can be considered offensive (e.g: sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc) will be disqualified.
• Have fun! Feel free to ask any questions you may have about this contest.
• Have fun! Feel free to ask any questions you may have about this contest.
snake voice: we'll get them next time 
