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22.03.2015
Ladyhawke
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 325
Reputation: 420
Posts: 16
Secville
29.03.2015 00:42:29
Ladyhawke

im too high to understand all this

29.03.2015 00:42:29
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 81
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 410929
Reputation: 64549
Posts: 5013
Freethinkerland
29.03.2015 01:12:05
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ladyhawke wrote:
im too high to understand all this
"Silly-Bird" :)
 The first step onto the soap box is a tricky one.  Let me help you with a poem.

One eye open.
 Hand on the side
One giant leap
Then Touchdown.
Awe
 gravity takes over
Ale in hand
Wave it with flourish
Take a good swallow
Then sing to your hearts content.
:D
Everyone is listening
In the Pub.
To YOU.

I'm not sure why, but writing those instructions just made me want to dance.

29.03.2015 01:12:05
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Ceres
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6945
Reputation: 4998
Posts: 2217
Secville
29.03.2015 11:48:36
Ceres

Grab some ice cream or tea or look on the menu your choice...come sit by me...avoid Doug and globfishes...well if you want to pet the globfishes then take one..they are not harmfull..yet
Come here globby! 

29.03.2015 11:48:36
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 81
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 410929
Reputation: 64549
Posts: 5013
Freethinkerland
29.03.2015 20:51:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm having such a fun day.  I'm conspiring with a girlfriend,to treat another girlfriend to the trip of a lifetime, for her and her daughter who is about to turn 2 years old.  This might turn into the most silliest birthday party ever.  The three of us are like the cutest family ever for the last 6 years, but now add in our cute baby after a trip to the mall for all new clothes, and I sense something very special is going to happen.    I already bought Tori (the two year old) her birthday dress.  Her mother is going to be so shocked.  I never throw around money like this around them because they are a little embarrassed by my wealth.  That sounds strange to hear, but living where I do you don't really need money to have a lot of fun, so we always keep our trips simple.  Something in my heart, just makes me want to give the birthday girl, and my girlfriends a gift that they never have gotten to do.  A true pampering, princess style :D

I'm already getting resistance, though.  My best friend is actually very poor herself, is not liking the places and plans I'm making, because she doesn't think she will fit in.  I think that is a foolish thing to think.  The thought of spending 3 days at a five star resort in Jackson Hole, is not sitting well with her.  ??? (Movie stars, and Saudi Princes have homes there, she will fit right in :P)  I think she is just nervous, but too prideful to say so.  On one hand I totally love her for it, but on the other, I wish she would just step outside the box she is used to, and join me whole heartily in making a fun birthday for a two year old child.

  I can't figure out why, she says that she would be embarrassed.  I've taken her to fancy restaurants before, and she never had a problem.  Of course she has never even been to a hotel, before.  Weird but true.    I don't want to leave her out of the party though, and can't figure out a way to talk her into it ether.  Stubbornness is her gift to the world. I can't figure out why she prefers to live in her mother-in-laws basement with her underpaid husband.  It's just for 3 days, for hells sake.

 This is a total surprise for the mother and daughter though.

Wouldn't you want to have a birthday BASH, after 2 years of changing Diapers?

Babysitters are easily arranged for the night-time hours.

29.03.2015 20:51:12
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Ceres
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6945
Reputation: 4998
Posts: 2217
Secville
29.03.2015 21:04:08
Ceres

True I agree on the party but maybe the mom just doesn't feel like its her domain..like it's not where she belongs.
Globby get down from there. Ouch! licks ice cream...ill get you for that mister

29.03.2015 21:04:08
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 81
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 410929
Reputation: 64549
Posts: 5013
Freethinkerland
29.03.2015 21:37:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

Globby is practicing his licks now ?
Who would have figured that after a few million of years of evolution, his species still hasn't gotten the hang of using his lips to seductively eat Ice-cream.

You could always threaten him with swimming in the punch-bowl.  It hasn't been mixed up properly, for a whole week, and Doug is starting to show signs of getting restless.

29.03.2015 21:37:13
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Ceres
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6945
Reputation: 4998
Posts: 2217
Secville
29.03.2015 23:07:30
Ceres

You said that and now I can't even find him lol Globby come out from your hiding spot...

29.03.2015 23:07:30
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 81
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 410929
Reputation: 64549
Posts: 5013
Freethinkerland
30.03.2015 00:45:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

Of course you have spoiled him with Pistachio Ice cream, so you should look in the fire pit.
 Under the Hottest rock.
  His tongue is probably a little cold.
He always got that way when I added to much Ice to his bed.
He is a bit cold blooded you know.

Good thing we are in the Pub,  He couldn't have gotten to far....

30.03.2015 00:45:44
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Ceres
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6945
Reputation: 4998
Posts: 2217
Secville
30.03.2015 10:41:06
Ceres

Aww but he wouldn't eat chocolate.. Oh there he Is..since when does he juggle o.o

30.03.2015 10:41:06
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 81
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 410929
Reputation: 64549
Posts: 5013
Freethinkerland
30.03.2015 19:59:49
HeavenLeighBimbo

Globby is learning new tricks?  Juggling the shot glasses might be a perfect Pub trick. Just make sure he doesn't get any on his mouth. 

30.03.2015 19:59:49
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