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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
30.10.2020 04:08:37
HeavenLeighBimbo

Today was an absolutely Gorgeous day in my profession.
   I rescued 2 little boy's in a TRAUMA situation.......... 
   My body is BEAT to hell,  and  to be honest,   I am crying right now...........
  Post traumatic stress, make's me suicidal.
   Once I handed the boy's off to medical personnel,  I dove back down into the water,   and buried myself in MUD.
   My safety diver, pulled me to the surface.........

    I really should be retired......   but........   I'm the last of my kind.....   
Trained by the Navy, to die in a submarine. 
 Instead, I'm plucking babies,from raging rivers.
   Today, I'm very tired.........   bruised and Broken......
   My rib's didn't fair to well ,against the ROCKS......
  Just another day at the Office?   
You can fix broken Rib's........  I have 6 more week's of PAIN to suffer,   for 2 babies breathing perfectly,  and hopefully eating a CAKE.................
   Tonight,  I am in so much pain,   crying actually feels good. 
             HeavenLeighs body, is no match against Lava- ROCK. 
                         Mother nature Kicked my A$$ today.
  [and a]> MOTHER isn't planning a double Funeral. 
 It makes all the pain worth it, in my humble opinion.. 
so I keep telling myself,   when to be honest,  I can barely breath right now.
 and to fix my rib's,  I am advised to cuddle a pillow...........

30.10.2020 04:08:37
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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 39447
Posts: 1155
Atheista
30.10.2020 05:20:33
torrenoia

this totally happened guys i was one of the little boys she saved

30.10.2020 05:20:33
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Poison Black
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 202791
Reputation: 29982
Posts: 341
Secville
30.10.2020 05:37:47
Poison Black

[style color="white"] Oh my gosh, Chris must have decreased the age limit to be in Bimboland again! :( [/style]


30.10.2020 05:37:47


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.11.2020 17:49:02
HeavenLeighBimbo

I love the adventures God give's me........
   A little OLD- Lady brought me soup to eat........
   It suck's, suffering from broken rib's....
   So I am at home right now, convalescing/ [growing new bone's].
     How this woman  knew,  I was in to much pain to make even the most simple meal, was not an advertised FACT.

           However,  when your in physical pain..... 
 The greatest gift, your co-workers can do for you, in my opinion is :
   Sending their mother's to you for a visit, bearing gift's of cake's, ice-cream, and cheesy-potatoes.  
   
The stories the son's must tell to their mothers, about a day's work with ME, must be EXAGGERATED.
              Yet....   I am treated like such a princess, after getting totally 'washed-up' by hydraulic  forces of Mother-Nature in a raging Ice Cold River.......    
   
It feels odd, being the Panties In a WASH- CYCLE.   I recommend you avoid it, at all cost's.  I won the battle,  but physically I was crushed in the process. 
     
    LIFE.......   is a beautiful Concept, in my opinion.   Saving it, is an HONOR to me.
   [  Right now I am being reminded of that FACT, with every EXTREMELY painful BREATH I take.]

02.11.2020 17:49:02
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Trump 4 Prez
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 861
Reputation: 922
Posts: 1
Freethinkerland
02.11.2020 19:25:48
Trump 4 Prez

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pizzazz
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35563
Reputation: 18304
Posts: 103
Secville
02.11.2020 19:40:18
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02.11.2020 19:40:18
Jenna Jamecum
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16477
Reputation: 9539
Posts: 13
Atheista
04.11.2020 23:08:52
Jenna Jamecum

I'm very sorry for my previous post. I thought it was okay to post that in a Bimbo game roleplaying thread but I have learned now that it wasn't so I won't do it again.

04.11.2020 23:08:52
Jenna Jamecum
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16477
Reputation: 9539
Posts: 13
Atheista
07.11.2020 01:57:17
Jenna Jamecum

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I wish, Censorship wasn't the "NEW Normal", in the entire world.
  Cancel-Culture Hurt's Bimbo's too !!!!!

    I had an amazing Date-night with a girl-friend.........
   It is VERY, sad when even a lesbian, can't speak in a Bimbo-Game, about her romantic life.
  All I can say  is :   BIMBOLAND's is missing out, on ONE-HELL'a STORY, of a real- life Bimbo.....
  Censorship-is BORING !!!!  in my humble opinion
       My real life, at the grocery-store shopping for veggies, is more exciting than Bimboland's, currently. and I'm even afraid to post a story about a CARROT.........
          Ehhh,,, so what I lost is some practice time, with my art of writing,   and the community lost a TRUE story,
   of the sheer absurdity of the LIFE of a Bimbo.   The 'comma-police' will scream NEXT, at my purposeful abuse of GRAMMAR.
  some people are just so angry, they would scream at a child for taking it's first step's.

   Censorship saved me from some SERIOUS EMBARRASSMENT  this time.\
           ,   but I  wear my pantie's like a BIG-girl,  and am NOT SHY,   nor living in a CONVENT,  yet....
   Wouldn't anybody be interested in what I would say to a Priest, in CONFESSIONAL?
   The funny thing is,  I'm a sinner,  with very amusing stories too....
   Censorship is DEVASTATING to ALL feminist causes.   
            Losing a STORY,  is Nothing really to me.......
   I LIVED IT......
    So a thread that  doesn't hear stories anymore,  is_____ >     <self-censored>  saying absolutely NOTHING
                                        and   counting up and down,  like a good little- brain dead Bimbo.
  1,  ah 2 ,  ah 4.   Can I get my ribbon NOW !!! 

 Entertainment should be FREE. In my humble opinion as a former, 16 year old girl...
  I kissed my first girl at 16  and I liked it too.   Ban me for being honest !!!!    I'm used to homophobia, in an ultra religious community.   I just never thought Bimboland's would become so hateful of women with a different lifestyle, than the common player.  In fact,  ,  this experiment with Bimboland's, is a Total failure in my opinion.    
Why?????   it is a long story, like BimboLand's entire CREATION.....
   The OWNER love's it because, 
People pay for the game, and get NOTHING REAL, for access to your bank ACCOUNT. ......   Ehhh  Capitalism at it's finest...
   I just have to laugh at the absurdity, because I'm Gagged ,TIED and FIT to be MAD as a Founding Member of Bimboland's.

  I didn't create this game for everyone to be Thrust into a CASTE system, and have your credit card SCAMMED.
        It upset's me GREATLY, however  the players also created this Monster of Money......   Hahahaaaa 
                                              OMG,   You really don't want to hear that STORY !!!!!
It is sort of funny to see  in real- time, how common women/men act, when given everything, possible in a game.......

           I am so sorry, to the average player.   I failed YOU, for numerous, game-play-issues/ reason's. 

   Bimboland's is no longer the Republic, I created.
   It really irritates me to see something I created with love for BIMBO's being Abused, 
                     I am in contact with the owner currently, about this situation......An e-mail chain that he draws out, just to chat...  piff......   Chris seems to like my Abuse, on behalf of the players of Bimboland's....

          Bimboland's Will be set FREE, for all players to enjoy.
  That's my only Goal, Left for Bimboland's,

Sincerely: [signed]
  Your humble sack, of mostly water.
Micahlynne

  The rest of the Story:\
  My girlfriend, took me out on my first date, after healing up my Broken Ribs for 1 week, after a work related injury saving a child's life, in a raging mountainous river..
       She actually appreciated my efforts for a member of my community.  i ordered A bowl OF gravy.   She really shouldn't have dared me to walk today.......   It was/is to soon, for me to walk right now, comfortably.
               I cried in public today, trying to hold a Spoon.  My brave face for my girlfriend, ended up, in me begging her to take me home, and put me to bed.   She undressed me, and was so gentle to only touch me with the touch of a feather.
Her soft touch was as much Pain as I could take today.  I Let her pleasure me.  and to be honest,  I couldn't have stopped her if I tried.  Denise, didn't need ropes to make me stay in bed. I seriously CAN't escape my very kind neighbor,   So  I let her bath me........   Now she is OBSESSED,  with my broken body........
   Denise is a very WILD-card in my course of life...........   I like talking about her....
   I don't like being in pain though....   It tend's to make me very piss'y, when I am moved or touched,

 Denise earned, my blood, today.....   She was even cute enough to NOT wear a Foolish -Mask while causing me extreme pain, putting me in a car.......[ for our date]   One week later after injury, and my Rib's are still 'floating' on my heart and lungs, 
  I was brave enough, to let a girlfriend Kill me, just so she could feel useful to me at the moment.   I Owe her, so I gave her what she wanted most.........  The part's of me that DON't hurt.   Ahhhh,   She really had no idea of how to make me comfortable, without using her sexuality.    So.....   I experienced extreme pain,  while faking, pleasure for her.
   Yes I let her,  because she is so sweet,  and bring's me soup........
   My broken body,  is so bruised and ugly right now,  I'm surprised she hasn't run off screaming , YET
  

  So go ahead and mock me to your heart's content.....   I won't feel a thing, as long as I'm sleeping.

    I am so glad I have a real life.....  It is very rewarding ,
unlike The NEW Socialist BIMBOLANDS of the credit-card-holders......
   Money,  we charge your DADDY for that. |!|!!!!
   

I love your story!! This is sexy!! This is why I play bimboland!!

I'm being sensored too I don't even understand why. I'm told that my sexy comments on some bimbos and himbos profiles are "making people uncomfortable"!! But it's not the bimbos or himbos I posted comments to that complain it is other players? That isn't their business!! What I post on bimbo's or himbo's profile is between me and that bimbo or himbo!! It's nobody elses business!! And you want to know the funniest part? I'm being warned by a player called Cum Dumpster!!!!!! If my comments are making players uncomfortable then her name should make them uncomfortable too!!! This is so stupid!!!!

07.11.2020 01:57:17
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 39447
Posts: 1155
Atheista
07.11.2020 05:56:22
torrenoia

this sure is a website huh

07.11.2020 05:56:22
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775393
Reputation: 154483
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
07.11.2020 06:06:35
Cum_Dumpster

Jenna Jamecum wrote:

I love your story!! This is sexy!! This is why I play bimboland!!

I'm being sensored too I don't even understand why. I'm told that my sexy comments on some bimbos and himbos profiles are "making people uncomfortable"!! But it's not the bimbos or himbos I posted comments to that complain it is other players? That isn't their business!! What I post on bimbo's or himbo's profile is between me and that bimbo or himbo!! It's nobody elses business!! And you want to know the funniest part? I'm being warned by a player called Cum Dumpster!!!!!! If my comments are making players uncomfortable then her name should make them uncomfortable too!!! This is so stupid!!!!
Hi,
Your inability to read and follow the rules is the problem here, not me and my job(making sure the rules are followed). I was merely warning you that your actions would lead to consequences down the road, something that most new players want to avoid so that they can actually play the game. But feel free to keep it up if that's really what you want to do, and don't say that I didn't warn you. :)
P.S. I started playing this game back in 2016, the site had different rules back then so my name was perfectly appropriate at the time. Attacking people because you aren't getting your way just makes you look like, well, a spoiled little bimbo.
Have a lovely day!

07.11.2020 06:06:35
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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