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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268761
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
01.12.2020 03:33:16
torrenoia

your life is so, so hard. i cannot believe youre forced to wear a mask, thats a fate worse than death (oh wait)

01.12.2020 03:33:16
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258675
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
01.12.2020 03:48:55
HeavenLeighBimbo

Censorship instead of debate..... ?
    How laughable in a ROLE- PLAYING THREAD.......
   Is Torrenoia an very POOR SPORT,  or relies on being a BIMBO-LAND BULLY.

   I do find it interesting how even a ROLE-playing thread is CENSORED by POPULAR OPINION BY POLITICS. By certain PLAYER"S.
   As if they don't understand the difference between role playing and the INTERNET.;   LOLROF.

   Censored for writing in a ROLE-playing Thread,   for ROLE- PLAYING in a role-playing Thread........      
     OK    WOW,    UH.........   |DUHHHHH }   Ummmmm.

01.12.2020 03:48:55
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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268761
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
01.12.2020 03:50:14
torrenoia

maam are you having a stroke

01.12.2020 03:50:14
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258675
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
01.12.2020 03:53:24
HeavenLeighBimbo

Yes, I am.....
   Call a social worker, next time your needing help.   Trust me....
   EMT's will not be responding to calls for help from the likes of you.

   I'm so sorry you hate public safety officer's Torry.... 
                               Some day you might appreciate one of us.   Just don't come to Idaho,  because   I would send in my 'NEWBEE' to save your life if you crash into the river.  or maybe,  my son's DOG, if your lucky enough to catch me in a good mood.

01.12.2020 03:53:24
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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268761
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
01.12.2020 04:06:56
torrenoia

you better not send your sons dog ill steal it

01.12.2020 04:06:56
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258675
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
01.12.2020 04:08:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

I wish you would,   that dog eat's my shoes..........       only the left one's......   Piff....

01.12.2020 04:08:27
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meatbomb
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 91897
Reputation: 31490
Posts: 756
Atheista
01.12.2020 04:11:05
meatbomb

hlb didint you just say you work at a food processing plant, im just curious how ur an emt/stripper/safety officer/teacher and also work in the food processing business? like how do u do it? i just wanna learn lol im painfully unemployed id love to have that many jobs <3

01.12.2020 04:11:05
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258675
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
01.12.2020 04:13:04
HeavenLeighBimbo

I wish you would,  that dog eat's my shoes..........      only the left one's......  Piff....
Walking around limping, because dog chewed up my leather slippers, is just NOT FAIR !!!!!!
   He has biscuits,  but seems to like very hard a$$es more........
   Sitting in the darkened corner of my room, he giggles at me EATING my shoes......

  Really I just wanted to rant about my girlfriend.....   (dacted) She make's my working life very difficult.   When I am with her,  I HATE MY PHONE.

01.12.2020 04:13:04
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Poison Black
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 202811
Reputation: 30005
Posts: 341
Secville
01.12.2020 05:31:56
Poison Black

My dearest dearly dear HLB, last time we talked about COVID, you said that you're not a doctor. You also don't believe in the press, and I'm really curious about where your arguments came from. Like, you just wake up one day and decided that the science is wrong, everyone who's work on the press is involved in some global scheme to spread the panic, and you just figure it out all by yourself, without any help?

And somewhere between all the incredible amount of careers that you picked for yourself, you also found some time to came here and ignore everything that the whole staff told you about COVID-19 and how you're putting people in danger when you spread misinformation like that? The last time I ask about it, you just evade my question when I ask you if you even care about the people who died over this disease. As a matter of fact, several users from this website lost relatives and watch their beloved ones struggle against the virus in order to survive, and your attitude is not only disrespectful to me, but to several people that suffer horribly over this virus.

Oh, yes. And since in USA, healthcare costs a lot, there are several people who just can't afford the treatment, which makes it even more offensive toward the very American folk that you allegedly swear to protect. In fact, your speech is almost anti-American if we look at this particular perspective, so I'll ask it again. And since you want so badly to discuss this, please answer me this time:

You're saying that not wear a mask is more important to you than the life of every American that you could infect? And if you caught the virus (and you could get COVID without symptoms and pass it to other people), and spread it to other people, then it's not your problem because you think that the death rate is too slow for your concern?

Or you just didn't care about the LGBTQIA+ lives, as you imply in your post when you say that:

" EMT's will not be responding to calls for help from the likes of you.", quoting your own words.

I'm waiting for your reply, try to stay on the subject this time, because you don't mind to answer anyone else, do you?

PS: I also noted that you, again, banalize sexual violence in your last post, so I have to edit it. However, I'll keep the prints, because I got the feeling that you could be needed at some point. Please, stop doing this.

01.12.2020 05:31:56


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268761
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
02.12.2020 15:29:34
torrenoia

this is my pub now. i am the true founder of bimbo>Land's

02.12.2020 15:29:34
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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2007

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Bimbo City

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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