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Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209011
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
10.03.2020 00:19:25
Alexstrasza

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
NBC  The King's of FAKE new's ^, mated to Comedy, Saturday Night LIVE , 3 -some with HULU, and the internet,   make's for a LESS than compelling debate.
    I really pity socially driven puppet's. ^  even the replies, are creepy.     
   
I personally love seeing the desperation to discredit the VERY place THEY LOVE. 
  It is so insane, it is amusing to me.
     
Okay.
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10.03.2020 00:19:25
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248798
Posts: 5272
Secville
10.03.2020 01:00:47
Ulvhild

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I warned you all: beware of what you asked for.......
   I am working unofficially for you all.
  HATE on Me, if you must.........
   I told you I would try to fix Bimboland's, from behind the Curtain.
        It's not the way I preferred to do it,  but the fact remain's.  I am not the Prime Bimbo. 
 
Just the Owners Bitch, and a Founding Member of Bimboland's, as a WHOLE.
        I'm not doing this for YOU individually..........   I'm doing this for US.
HeavenLeighBimbo: Please enlighten us, what exactly are you doing for this site these days? You can't expect us to simply take your word for everything without giving us any concrete information.

10.03.2020 01:00:47
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25262337
Reputation: 263027
Posts: 4175
Antitheocra
10.03.2020 01:11:36
Sandi Lut



10.03.2020 01:11:36
Happiness is inside yourself

HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695448
Reputation: 258695
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
10.03.2020 01:47:51
HeavenLeighBimbo

Concrete announcement's are your Prime Bimbo's, Job to do.....    Not my JOB !!!
   I'm just your NASTY WORKER, who doesn't give a WHIT, about Popular opinion.
           I work for the OWNER of Bimboland's. 
                  NOT YOU, WHO, or whoever........     I am still the founder of Bimboland's. 
   You may not understand the JOB,  but I don't care, actually.........
    Didn't you get the Memo   :   Bimboland's is experiencing a Constitutional Crisis !!!!!!!   
                                 All BETS are null and void at this point.   I'm just trying to save our nation at this point.
   
So much has gone very wrong .....   It is pointless to discuss the issues....... 
    It is an Administrative problem, at this point that will require  site 're-programming' .    I'm sorry but YOU the voter, caused this...... 
                                                             Site outages are to be expected.
   Just call it a 'Sit in Protest'...   Your accounts are being kept safe. 
 
Cheater's, might have cause to worry however......

10.03.2020 01:47:51
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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268939
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
10.03.2020 01:57:12
torrenoia

okayyyy boomer

10.03.2020 01:57:12
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25262337
Reputation: 263027
Posts: 4175
Antitheocra
10.03.2020 01:57:37
Sandi Lut

Maybe lay off the peyote for a while dear HLB :)

10.03.2020 01:57:37
Happiness is inside yourself

girl868
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 172079
Reputation: 32565
Posts: 70
Secville
10.03.2020 06:59:53
girl868

Hlb what drugs are you on I'd like some

Back to the topic tho, you still haven't answered what changes were implemented during the last """maintenance""", you're just writing the usual poetic nonsense instead of answering legitimate inquires about the whole situation. If you're seriously going to parrot "I don't care about the popular opinion" can you just not say anything at all instead of making us read your incoherent drivel, thanks.

10.03.2020 06:59:53
 

Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25262337
Reputation: 263027
Posts: 4175
Antitheocra
10.03.2020 11:31:44
Sandi Lut

Congratulations HLB, you finally managed to convince Chris to get rid of the Forum Guardians. I hope the new bimbo patrol officers will be even harder on you than I was :)

10.03.2020 11:31:44
Happiness is inside yourself

Gessyca
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46220
Reputation: 25525
Posts: 234
Freethinkerland
10.03.2020 13:17:04
Gessyca

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Concrete announcement's are your Prime Bimbo's, Job to do.....    Not my JOB !!!
   I'm just your NASTY WORKER, who doesn't give a WHIT, about Popular opinion.
           I work for the OWNER of Bimboland's. 
                  NOT YOU, WHO, or whoever........     I am still the founder of Bimboland's. 
   You may not understand the JOB,  but I don't care, actually.........
    Didn't you get the Memo   :   Bimboland's is experiencing a Constitutional Crisis !!!!!!!   
                                 All BETS are null and void at this point.   I'm just trying to save our nation at this point.
   
So much has gone very wrong .....   It is pointless to discuss the issues....... 
    It is an Administrative problem, at this point that will require  site 're-programming' .    I'm sorry but YOU the voter, caused this...... 
                                                             Site outages are to be expected.
   Just call it a 'Sit in Protest'...   Your accounts are being kept safe. 
 
Cheater's, might have cause to worry however......
Ok... It might not be your job but it's the polite thing to do, right?

10.03.2020 13:17:04

Cunning Linguist
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 304826
Reputation: 58515
Posts: 178
Atheista
11.03.2020 13:47:33
Cunning Linguist

reading HLB’s posts makes me feel like im having a stroke....i gotta log off yall

11.03.2020 13:47:33

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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