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17.02.2020
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Gessyca
Sachem
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Reasonopia
19.02.2020 23:02:46
Sachem

Thank you for your messages.

Can we assume that the problem exists for all the bimbos?
And is this always around 20:00 Bimboland's time? (BTW - I checked the monitoring for the past 6 hours and nothing unusual was happening around this time -  CPU loads around 20% for the whole period)

S.

19.02.2020 23:02:46
Master Builder of The Internet Republic of Bimbolands
Sachem
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Reasonopia
19.02.2020 23:04:16
Sachem

Also, when did the problem start to appear? 

19.02.2020 23:04:16
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Ulvhild
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Secville
19.02.2020 23:09:40
Ulvhild

The lag appeared in mid-December, around the time that Bimboland got a sudden influx of new players. I did not experience any lag last night, nor this evening, but ever since mid-December there's often been a lag from around 20.00 Bimboland time to some time in the middle of the night. In some evenings it's just a little bit, but in other evenings the lag is so bad the game is unplayable, and sometimes it just freezes completely and that error message pops up.

And yes, it appears all players are affected by the lag, at least all that I've talked to about it.

19.02.2020 23:09:40
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Ulvhild
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Secville
23.02.2020 08:58:43
Ulvhild

The game site keeps crashing! This has been an issue for a while, but it seems to have only gotten worse in the last weeks or even days. I tried to time the crashes as precisely as possible this time: Yesterday, on February 22nd, the site crashed a few minutes before or at 20:59 Bimboland time (when I attempted to log on). At 21:10 I managed to get back in to do a couple of duels but before 21:29 the site went back down. After reset time 00:00 February 23rd, the game was accessible for a few minutes, before it yet again crashed at 00:12. This time it didn't come back up until somewhere between 7.30 and 7.57 in the morning.

I got the same error message as last time: the page isn't redirecting properly (Firefox on my computer)/too many redirections (on my phone).
 
This needs to be fixed ASAP! This is something I might have expected from a game of this type 15-20 years ago, but to have this happen repeatedly in 2020 is just ridiculous!


23.02.2020 08:58:43
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Sachem
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Reasonopia
23.02.2020 10:04:39
Sachem

Thank you Ulvhild. Answered in private.

23.02.2020 10:04:39
Master Builder of The Internet Republic of Bimbolands
Sachem
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Reasonopia
23.02.2020 10:15:40
Sachem

Another idea...

does the "redirect loop" always happen when you guys try to log in? or is this random, while you are already in the game?
if only on the log in then are you using email/password or facebook or google? 

23.02.2020 10:15:40
Master Builder of The Internet Republic of Bimbolands
Sachem
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Reasonopia
23.02.2020 10:18:13
Sachem

Also a question to anyone from the state other than Atheista: Do you ever get "The page isn't redirecting properly" error message?

23.02.2020 10:18:13
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TokiKonoe
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Freethinkerland
23.02.2020 10:26:04
TokiKonoe

I'm from freethinkerland and the site went down for me and also other bimbos from other states last night. Plus I never hit "log out" button so basically the site just threw me out while I was playing. I think it happened exactly 21.00 (9pm) BL time and the site was down for hours. 

23.02.2020 10:26:04
Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
23.02.2020 10:33:43
Sandi Lut

Yes I get that message too, I got it yesterday when the site was down again. I have a facebook loging and I never log out but close the site. When I want to play, I open the site again.
Yesterday sometimes I could get on the site, only to be thrown off 2 minutes later.

23.02.2020 10:33:43
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Toxine
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Antitheocra
23.02.2020 10:49:26
Toxine

I had a similar experience to Ulvhild last night, but I was in the middle of creating a new outfit in my closet when I got redirected to bimbo.land/my-bimbo which displayed the error message. Pretty sure there was always a redirect to /my-bimbo before seeing the message. 
I was able to access some pages such as the forum by going directly to bimbo.land/forum then immediately pressing the stop button on my browser, clicking a topic and pressing stop again, then if I could type a reply within a couple of seconds I could post it, otherwise I got redirected to the error page again.
Sadly I couldn't get this to work for other pages such as the workplace ( bimbo.land/bimbo-city/workplace/7 ), it would just redirect too fast (even immediately after clearing cache).
Network tab included about 24 requests with status 302.

23.02.2020 10:49:26
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