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Gessyca
Favourite Worst Nightmare
Level 287
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28943431
Reputation: 983643
Posts: 588
Secville
23.02.2020 12:39:07
Favourite Worst Nightmare

The site crashed for me too yesterday, the same thing like the others have pointed out. I've discovered that I could access the whole site normally while I was logged out, though. I could go to the forum, see other people's profiles, leaderboards, everything you can normally see when you are logged out, I could access while the site was crashing. As soon as I tried to log in or if I was already logged in, the site crashed and I got that same redirecting message.

23.02.2020 12:39:07
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Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209011
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
23.02.2020 18:26:34
Alexstrasza

It's the same for members of all states. It doesn't matter if I'm already logged in or if I open the game in an incognito window where my credentials aren't tracked. Sometimes it happens mid-way through doing stuff in the game. 

23.02.2020 18:26:34
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
railophone
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 204309
Reputation: 71395
Posts: 1076
Freethinkerland
23.02.2020 23:11:38
railophone

Sachem wrote:
Another idea...

does the "redirect loop" always happen when you guys try to log in? or is this random, while you are already in the game?
if only on the log in then are you using email/password or facebook or google? 
Redirect loop happens once you are logged in.
I tested this in the past when we had redirect loops - if you are logged out, you can navigate to the log in page, but once you've successfully logged in, you get sent to the redirect loop. 
There are occasionally some times I'm able to backspace or click the back button (while logged in) to see the previous page, but this lasts probably no more than 1 second before being sent back to redirect loop.

23.02.2020 23:11:38
You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. -S3E10 Bojack Horseman
Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382055
Reputation: 171807
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
23.02.2020 23:14:30
Vita Brevis

I lost an artifact while the site was down. I'd like that replaced. Others have complained about losing artifact time too. :(

These unannounced crashes are really, very frustrating.

23.02.2020 23:14:30
Sachem
Level 25
Status: Master Builder
Sex Appeal: 11564
Reputation: 14746
Posts: 1812
Reasonopia
26.02.2020 09:05:44
Sachem

Thank you everyone for your answers!

We have put a monitoring system in place to log every redirect that happens on the site.
We will be periodically checking it to see if we can spot some redirect loops and perhaps figure out what's wrong, but if you get locked out again, please send me an email to hello(at)design4g.co.uk stating the time the issue happened and your Bimbo name and I will try to resolve it ASAP.

Thank you for your patience and help.

26.02.2020 09:05:44
Master Builder of The Internet Republic of Bimbolands
Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248798
Posts: 5272
Secville
26.02.2020 10:02:24
Ulvhild

Thank you for looking into this, Sachem!

I've written down the e-mail address and will contact you if the site crashes again.

26.02.2020 10:02:24
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Sachem
Level 25
Status: Master Builder
Sex Appeal: 11564
Reputation: 14746
Posts: 1812
Reasonopia
26.02.2020 14:21:43
Sachem

Thank you Ulvhild!

26.02.2020 14:21:43
Master Builder of The Internet Republic of Bimbolands
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25262192
Reputation: 262951
Posts: 4175
Antitheocra
07.03.2020 22:27:57
Sandi Lut

Last night the site went down again. This time it took about 20 hours (!!) before it got back up. So can we now agree something is wrong here at least?

07.03.2020 22:27:57
Happiness is inside yourself

Zoeeeee<3
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51928
Reputation: 28180
Posts: 335
Atheista
07.03.2020 22:36:01
Zoeeeee<3

Sandi Lut wrote:
Last night the site went down again. This time it took about 20 hours (!!) before it got back up. So can we now agree something is wrong here at least?
yeah, last night it logged me out and i could only click on the log in button before getting the error that the website had too many redirects 

07.03.2020 22:36:01
dont send me loves or friend requests my heart is for brian molko only
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
07.03.2020 22:41:22
honorscollege

We definitely need a reporting mechanism so we can recover lost artifacts. 

07.03.2020 22:41:22
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.

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