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MCATXX
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17873
Reputation: 11868
Posts: 57
Atheista
25.05.2022 02:47:59
MCATXX

i cant wait 2 use them with my partner when we start living together <33

25.05.2022 02:47:59

cherilyn
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2143
Reputation: 1838
Posts: 91
Atheista
25.05.2022 04:52:37
cherilyn

I've never used them with a partner, but I'm definitely not opposed. tbh I don't really use them on myself either but I'd totally like to!

25.05.2022 04:52:37

FOSTITIS
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24337
Reputation: 14420
Posts: 95
Reasonopia
25.05.2022 14:07:33
FOSTITIS

i'm weirdly passionate about this subject. or sex education in general, really.
OP, honorscollege, is totally right. a few people in this thread are recommending sites like adam & eve, but it's important to stress: the only body-safe soft material for dildos and plugs is 100% silicone. please don't buy PVC or "jelly" toys! they can degrade over time (as in literally melt), and they're porous, so they can't be cleaned like metal, glass, wood, and silicone can—bacteria and fungi can penetrate into the material, making you at risk for infection. more detailed and articulate information here. sites like lovehoney and adam & eve sell PVC toys along with silicone, so it's important to double-check what the product is made of before buying. if you receive something and you're not sure it's silicone, you can perform a flame test, which is described here.
for online sex shops, if you want to be absolutely sure what you're buying is legit, you can browse at shops that are stringently body-safe. personally, i like spectrumboutique and shevibe. you should probably maybe definitely never buy from amazon, as it's rife with knockoffs and it's hard to know for sure what you're actually getting.
i highly recommend cruising toy review blogs for in-depth reviews and recommendations for specific toys, and often discount codes as well.

i also want to clarify something: you should never use oil-based lube with latex condoms, and it's generally not recommended to use silicone lube with silicone toys. it won't melt them, but it can slightly degrade the material. also, there's a myth about how you shouldn't store silicone toys with other silicone toys, but a myth it remains, because cured silicone is actually a very stable material.

okay that's enough of my infodumping. i just hope that any of it is helpful to anyone!

25.05.2022 14:07:33
asses to asses... bust to bust...

Erina23
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4707
Reputation: 3185
Posts: 36
Atheista
25.05.2022 16:35:17
Erina23

I love using sex toys and own multiple dildos. I also have vibrators and nipple clamps. I like using sex toys because the release I get is always an instant mood boost. I like to buy my toys off LoveHoney because the packaging is always discreet (looking @ you Adam & Eve) and they offer a student discount as well.

25.05.2022 16:35:17

dededededemonadestructor
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 976
Reputation: 716
Posts: 36
Reasonopia
27.05.2022 02:41:25
dededededemonadestructor

i cant wait to live on my own so i can get a few dildos! there are lots of pretty neat designs on stores!

27.05.2022 02:41:25

Liimox
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6384
Reputation: 4618
Posts: 100
Freethinkerland
27.05.2022 06:33:19
Liimox

Satisfyer pro. Does it every time for me

27.05.2022 06:33:19
made by: DaBigBish 
spo0n
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7032
Reputation: 6502
Posts: 141
Atheista
27.05.2022 12:25:40
spo0n

I have one and that's the 30 dollar vibe from target lmaoo its actually so good though if you want something cheap

27.05.2022 12:25:40
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dalbie
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12144
Reputation: 9572
Posts: 155
Atheista
27.05.2022 18:35:15
dalbie

i own a satisfyer pro and a strap on <3

27.05.2022 18:35:15
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?   
spookiepaws
Level 18
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 4629
Reputation: 3683
Posts: 32
Atheista
27.05.2022 18:42:35
spookiepaws

Honestly I just bought my first one yesterday and I felt like I was on a heist or something while buying it. 

27.05.2022 18:42:35

SissyChantelle
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3462
Reputation: 2450
Posts: 3
Antitheocra
27.05.2022 23:37:53
SissyChantelle

I purchased a thrusting machine and omg it's sooooooo good. It can thrust at 195 strokes per minute.

27.05.2022 23:37:53

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