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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
11.04.2020 09:08:53
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I mean if your man wants butt play then you could offer to peg him or something. He's the one with the prostate...

11.04.2020 09:08:53
They/Them 
mizzery
Level 30
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 21592
Reputation: 11168
Posts: 214
Atheista
11.04.2020 09:15:23
mizzery

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
I mean if your man wants butt play then you could offer to peg him or something. He's the one with the prostate...
lmao we've been there he's very open and an amazing partner. I'm down to try stuff but I need to do it on my own first, and it's so easy to just fall into a routine without trying new things, you know what I mean? I have to take the extra step to try it before he's in the room with me lol... I just won't feel confident if I'm trying something for the first time!! I'm the type of person who is kind of a perfectionist?? I guess... I want to know what is going to happen lmao which brings us back to poop :(

11.04.2020 09:15:23

AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
11.04.2020 10:47:55
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Well, you know you can clean up first. I remember reading up on good ways to do it sometime a long time ago. It would probably make you more comfortable starting with that?

11.04.2020 10:47:55
They/Them 
Maeemae
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5384
Reputation: 3957
Posts: 16
Secville
12.04.2020 16:11:42
Maeemae

mizzery wrote:
 I'm the type of person who is kind of a perfectionist?? I guess... I want to know what is going to happen lmao which brings us back to poop :(
its definitely scary the first time, so i encourage you to get the correct equipment for douching and correct anal play. i'm not an anal play kinda girl myself but i have some experience!! NSFW down below if u wanna skip it, then a tl:dr

if you are using a small buttplug and have cleaned yourself out, chances are you will not see any poop. if you do see any, it's not a bad thing! clean yourself up, then clean your toys properly. to clean my toys, i wash them down first with unscented soap + water, clean it down with a cloth then i disinfect the latex and metal toys by putting them in a bowl of boiling water. if its plastic, DON'T BOIL. use regular water and soap instead. when im on the go or at a partners house, i use a toy cleaner which i keep in my purse. 

tl:dr, you probably won't see poop but if you do, don't be scared of it. clean and maintain your toys

12.04.2020 16:11:42
Thefloorisanime
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7941
Reputation: 5801
Posts: 46
Reasonopia
12.04.2020 20:09:55
Thefloorisanime

Did someone try with a cucumber?

12.04.2020 20:09:55
mizzery
Level 30
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 21592
Reputation: 11168
Posts: 214
Atheista
13.04.2020 23:12:56
mizzery

Maeemae wrote:
tl:dr, you probably won't see poop but if you do, don't be scared of it. clean and maintain your toys

Thank you for the advice bb!! Yeah I know it's not really a huge deal but I suppose it's more fear of the unknown than fear of poop itself. A tiny butt plug sounds cute maybe I'll give that a whirl!

13.04.2020 23:12:56

adelatorre
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111685
Reputation: 41017
Posts: 351
Secville
25.04.2020 01:22:16
adelatorre

I currently started buy a few vibrators and a dildo, learning a little more of self pleasure 

25.04.2020 01:22:16
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
25.04.2020 02:12:21
honorscollege

Anyone ever try a double-ended dildo before? Specifically the Tantus feeldoe/realdoe? I saw it on sale and I've been curious about double-ended toys for a while but I feel like it's kinda an irresponsible purchase when a) I won't see my girlfriend for an indefinite amount of time and b) I'm not sure my girlfriend would be interested in wearing it. But I'm so tempted and I think it would be hot to surprise her with a new toy.

25.04.2020 02:12:21
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
adelatorre
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111685
Reputation: 41017
Posts: 351
Secville
25.04.2020 02:19:26
adelatorre

Haven't heard about it. Is it similar to a strapless strap on? I'm dying to try that out 
honorscollege
wrote:
Anyone ever try a double-ended dildo before? Specifically the Tantus feeldoe/realdoe? I saw it on sale and I've been curious about double-ended toys for a while but I feel like it's kinda an irresponsible purchase when a) I won't see my girlfriend for an indefinite amount of time and b) I'm not sure my girlfriend would be interested in wearing it. But I'm so tempted and I think it would be hot to surprise her with a new toy.


25.04.2020 02:19:26
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
25.04.2020 02:32:16
honorscollege

adelatorre wrote:
Haven't heard about it. Is it similar to a strapless strap on? I'm dying to try that out 
honorscollege
wrote:
Anyone ever try a double-ended dildo before? Specifically the Tantus feeldoe/realdoe? I saw it on sale and I've been curious about double-ended toys for a while but I feel like it's kinda an irresponsible purchase when a) I won't see my girlfriend for an indefinite amount of time and b) I'm not sure my girlfriend would be interested in wearing it. But I'm so tempted and I think it would be hot to surprise her with a new toy.
Yeah, like a strapless strap-on! All the reviews I've read of strapless strap-ons say the marketing is a lie and you need a harness to keep the toy in place unless you have incredible pelvic muscles. But It still sounds hot!

25.04.2020 02:32:16
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.

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