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02.04.2020
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
02.04.2020 19:16:29
honorscollege

Okay, let's talk about SEX TOYS.

Sex toys are one of the strangest products in the world to buy. They're super expensive but you can't know what you like until you buy them and they can't be returned. I DREAM of getting a Magic Wand someday but they're way too expensive for me now. However, I've found that a lot of sex toy sites will offer incredible deals a few times a year, so you CAN amass a sex toy collection affordably. I am SO cheap with everything else but I refuse to buy a cheap sex toy. Sex toys are completely unregulated so getting a cheap jelly sex toy? You're basically just injecting yourself with carcinogens. 

My first sex toy I bought from CVS. It was a $35 vibrator. I was so embarrassed when the cashier checked it out for me, not because it was a sex toy but because buying a sex toy from CVS of all places seemed SO prudish. It seemed like something either a fifteen year old who couldn't go into sex stores and was afraid of ordering a toy online in case it would intercepted by a parent or a repressed forty-five year old housewife would do. I was like, twenty-one, so really, there was no excuse for me buying a CVS vibrator. Unsurprisingly, the toy wasn't great. The last time I used it, I was actually using it as a back massager. 

Tantus is my favorite sex toy company so far. And the Spare Parts harness is iconic. I think so many harnesses just look incredibly ugly but the Spare Parts Sasha harness is super cute.  

SO, tell me about your favorite sex toys or some funny sex toy stories. Use discretion and don't get too graphic. Honestly, I just think sex toys are so underdiscussed. It feels like most women own vibrators and yet, even in sex-positive sex-ex courses, I rarely hear about sex toy safety. Lots of use sex toys. They can be incredible products or incredibility disappointing and yet...............they're just not talked about that much? Leaving new consumers to just wade in an ocean full of dildos with no way to distinguish between them? Anyways, YEAH. Let's talk sex toys!

P.S. PLEASE do not buy sex toys from Amazon! There's no quality control and some people have literally received used toys from Amazon. 

02.04.2020 19:16:29
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
02.04.2020 20:13:33
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I'm a fan of glass wands. The cuter the better. I collect magical girl wands and am a proud owner of a pink glass tentacle. I like them because glass is easy to keep clean and to store, and I like that these double as cute decorative pieces.

My dream toy is to get something cool from Bad Dragon in the october birthstone colouring. They do this thing where they have custom colours based on birthstones, and mine happens to be the prettiest: opal. But they are Very Expensive toys. But also So Pretty...

02.04.2020 20:13:33
They/Them 
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
02.04.2020 20:21:29
honorscollege

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
I'm a fan of glass wands. The cuter the better. I collect magical girl wands and am a proud owner of a pink glass tentacle. I like them because glass is easy to keep clean and to store, and I like that these double as cute decorative pieces.

My dream toy is to get something cool from Bad Dragon in the october birthstone colouring. They do this thing where they have custom colours based on birthstones, and mine happens to be the prettiest: opal. But they are Very Expensive toys. But also So Pretty...
Glass toys sound amazing and I really want to try them. 

Also having an apartment with my girlfriend furnished with fancy glass sculptures that are actually sex toys? The dream. 

02.04.2020 20:21:29
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
02.04.2020 20:26:02
AlienPrinceFromVenus

honorscollege wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
I'm a fan of glass wands. The cuter the better. I collect magical girl wands and am a proud owner of a pink glass tentacle. I like them because glass is easy to keep clean and to store, and I like that these double as cute decorative pieces.

My dream toy is to get something cool from Bad Dragon in the october birthstone colouring. They do this thing where they have custom colours based on birthstones, and mine happens to be the prettiest: opal. But they are Very Expensive toys. But also So Pretty...
Glass toys sound amazing and I really want to try them. 

Also having an apartment with my girlfriend furnished with fancy glass sculptures that are actually sex toys? The dream. 
Omg that would literally be goals! I'm hoping that when I move out I'll figure out a nice and safe way to display my "magical girl wands", because I want that cute energy in my space. One downside of glass toys is that if they get a crack you can't use it anymore. I imagine it's a health hazard because possible microscopic shards and maybe it would gather bacteria? But that's easily avoidable, just don't drop them XD

02.04.2020 20:26:02
They/Them 
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
02.04.2020 20:36:44
honorscollege

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Omg that would literally be goals! I'm hoping that when I move out I'll figure out a nice and safe way to display my "magical girl wands", because I want that cute energy in my space. One downside of glass toys is that if they get a crack you can't use it anymore. I imagine it's a health hazard because possible microscopic shards and maybe it would gather bacteria? But that's easily avoidable, just don't drop them XD
So, if I get a glass toy, I have to treat it better than my cell phone? Got it.

02.04.2020 20:36:44
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
babyslxt
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19356
Reputation: 13102
Posts: 142
Secville
02.04.2020 21:52:58
babyslxt

i love glass wands and wand vibrators, the best!! whips and etc too.

02.04.2020 21:52:58

cowgirl
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22522
Reputation: 13882
Posts: 149
Reasonopia
04.04.2020 01:50:02
cowgirl

i've experimented with a lot of things but nothing can beat a detachable shower head with good water pressure imo 

04.04.2020 01:50:02
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sinistar
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6264
Reputation: 3978
Posts: 11
Atheista
05.04.2020 22:40:44
sinistar

Ohhh man, TwinTailCreations has some good quality stuff honestly :'v
My fav is Mantis so far but I really wanna try out Mocha *v* and I'm getting a tail plug soon cause they're so adorable and it's one of the few butt things I've wanted to try... my husband is so excited to see me in one cause he's been waiting for me to get into butt stuff >v>

My first sex toy was a tiny lipstick-shaped vibrator from like China or something that my mother was like "here, you want this? I'm not gonna use it" (it was still in the packaging thank fuck) and I was like "o- oh okay yeah sure why not..."
Being 16 and walking into the gas station to buy condoms is so embarrassing the first time...

05.04.2020 22:40:44
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coco monroe
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 32784
Reputation: 14730
Posts: 35
Atheista
10.04.2020 20:34:04
coco monroe

my first, and currently only, sex toy is a vibrating dildo that i have named larry and i consider him to be one of the best purchases i have ever made

10.04.2020 20:34:04
i do it for the girls and the gays that's it. the queens and the queers yeah they lovin my shit.
#blacklivesmatter #acab
mizzery
Level 30
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 21592
Reputation: 11168
Posts: 214
Atheista
11.04.2020 08:56:13
mizzery

I exclusively use rabbit vibrators, but I'm curious to try butt stuff. my man bought a like variety pack of anal beads and sex toys for butt play, and I've been too nervous to try them!! I am so scared of poop :(

11.04.2020 08:56:13

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